Chicago MMXII

I won't bombard the thread, but this is a very important picture.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1810/139/121/1309983927/n1309983927_30218917_1202.jpg

July 4, 2003 or 2004. Hour 5 or 6 of a 14.5 hour drinking marathon. The day Jenny sang to a farm team baseball player that he was a pussy, threw my shoes on the field, apologized to the player, asked that player to pick up my shoes, then called him a pussy again.

lol @ "a face one"

I made that my Match.com profile pic once.

I think I look better now than I did 8-9 years ago.

Jenny can we get that coffee table????

Jenny says yes. We also just lowered the price to zero.

Thank you! Though I will insist on paying or whatever

When do you want to come get it? I took down the CL listing just for you. And you are paying us in two ways: 1) carrying it out of the house and 2) making it so I don't have to answer emails like this "Let me ask you something does it have storage at the other side too?" or let the person who wrote that email in my house.

We will also be selling/giving to ILXors the following furniture items:

Green desk/armoire set (together or separate)
Vintage Lane cedar chest

The desk/armoire are not that great but would be awesome fix up pieces. The cedar chest is old, but really cool. It's just too big for anywhere we might want to put it.

Could you post a pic of the desk/armoire set?

Man, stupid Firefox's dictionary sucks a lot. It doesn't like "armoire" and offers no substitutes.

Eventually, but you have seen it! It's been in our apartment since we lived in Glenwood.

Thanks again! I can come get it anytime. tomorrow?

Also, my friend Leigh, who saw Virginia Woolf and had dinner at Italian Village with us a few years ago, has her first novel out and will likely get famous.

I've never met her, but I vaguely recalled your being friends with her when I saw the novel on the front table at Book Cellar last weekend.

Tomorrow is great! One of us should be here throughout the day. Just text when you are coming over.

Do I have to shower?

Okay I'll text at some point. Jeff, you do not have to shower, I can take it. Also, I am planning on carrying the table back to our apartment on my back.

Seriously, though, I hope it fits in my car! I should buy rope or something.

What kind of car do you have? I had that same kind of coffee table (EVERYBODY in the free world has that coffee table!) and I fit it in a hatchback. A Prius, I think. I don't think they're too hard to take apart, if you have to. The tables, not Priuses.

You have a hatchback, don't you? If you have fold the back seats down, you should be fine.

Yeah but I have a tiny hatchback, a yaris. It should fit, but it could stick out the back a bit.

Sara had that exact coffee table when I met her, so this will be exciting.

Oh right, I've been in that car.

It will fit, even if you have to leave the hatchback open.

I don't know why I'm involving myself in this.

nice work, team

you guys missed an awesome dance party

Yessssss you did!!!!!

Amanda and I IMed earlier and I was going to go (not to dance, just to judge people) but then I got a Garfield grade nap attack at 8:00 and it was over.

I was in the depths of codeine-induced sleep. (Still coughing at night (and during the day, come or think of it), not actually addicted to codeine. Yet.)

The only thing to judge was that a Daily Show guy was doing stand-up beforehand and decided to try out an extra half-hour of new material. This meant that the club was at capacity, so there was a long wait to get in, until the comedy show let out. Other than that, some club-sapphic pairs of gals, just a few dudes being bros, a few pairs of dancers who took over big swaths of the dance floor, and other than that everyone was who there were and the music was all great.

phillip and i watched episodes of archer and venture bros until we went to bed

Also guess what -- not tired, only had 1 beer, feeling good. Staying up til 4 isn't as taxing as it may appear! I've done it several times recently, in fact!

I was kidding about judging. And I was thinking about Jeff's advice to someone on ILX, "Dance like everybody's judging you." (who was that?)

Corey, there will be new Archer episodes soon!

So guess what? I started a thread on ILM last night and it was not a disaster. Worst Pixies song

xp it was my first time watching it. i think i like it more than sealab, but i'd need to see more eps to tell

Archer v. Sealab is very much apples an oranges IMO.

they share some writers don't they?

Marduk commands you to reconsider your opinion.

Oh I don't know.

I just meant that the styles are very different, though thinking about it now I can see some intersections. The characters are all kind of jerky and the jokes are often somewhat blue. But Sealab is more about absurdism and non-sequitirs. Archer eps stick w/ their story and characters rather than veer off into stuff like the 5:00 long "UH OH!" bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjkdMQzNbt4

ha! i'd always wondered where "we have uh-oh" came from

The only thing to judge was that a Daily Show guy was doing stand-up beforehand and decided to try out an extra half-hour of new material.

Wyatt Cenac? I know he was in town this week.

Yeah, we even saw him walk around the building when they wouldn't let us in. He stayed for the dance party too, but was not dancing.

Btw he was cute, smaller than I expected, and had a beard. Lotsa dull jokes though, including lol buying condoms is embarrassing.

Wow. That's really bad.

tres leches, i used some of that dried mango powder. my stir-fry is now deliciously tangy.

awesome!!! i hope you sang "lemme tang it" while you were cooking :)

Hey sorry I didn't check in. Hope the coffee table transportation went OK <3

Yeah, I think Wyatt Cenac was on a live episode of WTF not too long ago and I was kinda ~shrug~ about him. Not that that's the best venue to judge someone as a performer, but it seemed like he was mostly coasting on charm.

Be careful, karaokers!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-cops-man-hits-bar-owner-with-bmw-then-tosses-150-cash-at-him-20120116,0,3630305.story

Weekly check-in to see who might be up for pub quiz tonight.

1) Odd Mint Saucepans 14 pts
2) A Witch Liver 10 pts
3) Finish the Lyrics 12 pts
4) Chemical States Round 16 pts
5) Dead Or Canadian 11 pts
6) Pictures 15 pts
7) General Knowledge 22 pts

1 = Stand-Up Comedians
2 = The Civil War (or possibly "Welch Trivia": questions about Jack and/or Raquel Welch)

can't do tonight as per empty bottle show as previously discussed. seems like it's going to be pretty poorly attended (tuesday night plus snow in the forecast). i'm now playing bass on three songs and keyboards on two songs, instead of just autoharp all the time, plus singing backups on a couple of songs, which is fun.
too bad, "stand-up comedians" is a good category.

Oh riiiight. Sorry.

it is cold