I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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SEBASTÃO THERE ARE YOU HAPPY NOW

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:51 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah amateurist im sorry i dont like a bunch of wack 20s bullshit made by ppl who thought women shouldnt vote

cut! to the marrow!

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes!

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:52 (twenty-two years ago)

OKÃY

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

nü mandy moore.
Ah, yes, I remember those threads (I think I may have started one of those...).

Isn't nümandy just a pop version of Zooey Deschanel? Cute, pretty, but not a supermodel-type, plays on that down-to-earth 'charm' (actually, Moore plays on it, Deschanel just has it assumed by her admirers).

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

he got ya there amateurist! enough with all the anti-suffragist desire guy, it's really "nu ilm."

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread is total lunatics-have-taken-over-the-asylum territory now

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

it almost makes me miss momus

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i don't know what the hell any of you are talking about

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

what's zooey deschanel's position on white slavery?

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

she yearns for the days when a man could have his snappy pinstripe suit seams taken in, pick up the latest irving berlin sheet music, and get his shoes spitshined by a negro, all for under a nickel

― trife (simon_tr), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

hey what did irving berlin ever do to you

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Who isn't pro-white slavery? Time to get what we deserve!

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.maxwelldemille.com/ClaraBow/clara-a.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 04:58 (twenty-two years ago)

she yearns for the days when a man could have his snappy pinstripe suit seams taken in, pick up the latest irving berlin sheet music, and get his shoes spitshined by a negro, all for under a nickel

Zooey's the one on the right:

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/prettybabies/stars11.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:01 (twenty-two years ago)

who's that on the left, fairuza balk?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I think that after that picture this thread can be safely locked

― s1utsky (slutsky), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:02 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/skulls/skulls_culture/images/daliphoto.jpg

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

the fronds behind her looked for a moment like they were part of her headgear.

― amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:03 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.tandregulering.dk/web-grafik/rev.headgear.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 11 September 2003 05:05 (twenty-two years ago)

it is the new tooth-operated xbox accessory

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Reviews of this thread's development by waking GMT proximates please.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:24 (twenty-two years ago)

yawn.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

OLD PLOT

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 11 September 2003 07:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently, Zooey dated Chris Kattan (sp?) for a while, so I think all of you have got a shot with her if you want it.

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:19 (twenty-two years ago)

*...mango!...*

― window to zooey's mind (nickalicious), Thursday, 11 September 2003 13:33 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

(Maggie, I still love you!)

Has anyone seen either of her two newest movies?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:59 (twenty-two years ago)

I can't be Maggie... I have this mad desire to fuck her brother senseless.

― Sophie Ellis Baxter Birney (Catty), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:22 (twenty-two years ago)

What on earth is she wearing on her feet in that photo?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Something too stylish for me to understand, jaymc...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 7 November 2003 16:31 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

whoa, she is eric foner's niece!

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Is she a digger or a leveller (the key question from my TA section of Foner's "RadTrad")?

Real people are more attractive than celebrities

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 9 August 2004 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

i miss jess

― ||amateur!st|| (amateurist), Monday, 9 August 2004 04:27 (twenty-one years ago)

my wife thinks I look like a gyllenhaal. but more maggie than jake. this isn't good.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

but she's really cute

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:19 (twenty-one years ago)

well, yes. but that's not what distressed me since my wife has a big crush on jake but thinks I look like maggie. should I be worried about this?

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:31 (twenty-one years ago)

No. She essentially sees you as Jake with ovaries. Deal with it.
The percentage share is in your favour.

― Bumfluff, Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks!

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 9 August 2004 06:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.maggie-gyllenhaal.net/coppermine/displayimage.php?album=18&pos=1

egads

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:56 (twenty-one years ago)

It's over, bra... she takes pictures with her head cocked downwards for a reason...

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Just embrace it...

― Jimmy Mod, Man About Towne (ModJ), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

That picture has put me off her. Women should not sport half-cocked trilbys in a kooky manner.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

MY GOD WHAT IF THAT THING WAS THE NEW TRUCKER HAT!

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:27 (twenty-one years ago)

the hat is stupid. but i love her shoes!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the hat is just a silly designer's flourish. but she looks great in that combo. and the pumps!

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 12:56 (twenty-one years ago)

N. is funny, here.

I keep getting this thing about Cookies. What should I do about it?

― the bellefox, Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:08 (twenty-one years ago)

that's what bugs me about her - she seems like she'd do "kooky" things quite a bit. it's a kind of overly cute eccentricity that annoys me beyond all reason.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Taking Sides: Arguments With...

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

basically i just think she looks hot in a pencil skirt and pumps.

― |a|m|t|r|s|t| (amateurist), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Attn Noise Dudes: there's some rich material on this thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 August 2004 13:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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