could be terrible punctuation. "Ain't this a park? Where the cookouts and shit?"
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 January 2012 06:09 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
obviously the correct interpretation
― flopson, Friday, 13 January 2012 14:46 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah - though now that I can see the sentence that D-40 thought it was, he seems less crazy.
― Andrew Farrell, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
He began his career by publishing The Definitive Book of Pick-Up Lines (2001), which he followed up by Belligerence and Debauchery: The Tucker Max Stories (2003). Max was the facilitator of the website "Tard Blog", from 2002- 2003.[21][22]
― am0n, Friday, 13 January 2012 15:24 (twelve years ago) link
I have heard "jumanji" as slang in the last year, fwiw. Not by a 12-year-old per se, but maybe it's just in the ether right now.
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:53 (twelve years ago) link
probably after that ohio zoo incident
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:54 (twelve years ago) link
jumanji still gets played on like abc family all the time, it's obviously not a lion king-level evergreen kids' movie but i think plenty of present day kids are familiar with it
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 15:59 (twelve years ago) link
who's the second ween jingle being racist towards? sounds like a vaguely north of england accent with some other stuff mixed in to me.
― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:00 (twelve years ago) link
it's racist against cheese-loving mice
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 16:01 (twelve years ago) link
"You should bring girls out here to nature, Mr. Cody. Sing Kumbaya or some shit and just watch the pants drop."
insufficiently "ghetto"
― buzza, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:41 (twelve years ago) link
what about the Seinfeld episode where Kramer meets the Japanese tourists and has them sleeping in his "chest of drawers"?
― frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:44 (twelve years ago) link
haha you just had to pick one of the seinfeld episodes that is more about unquestioningly reinforcing stereotypes rather than deconstructing them, didn't you dude
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
oh n/m haha i thought we were on the 'best sitcom episode ever' thread, me dumb
lolllllllllllllll
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 13 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 18:51 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think the vernacular in question is technically "dialect" /pedant /possiblywrongpedant
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aw23j.jpg
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:20 (twelve years ago) link
um
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
that probably belongs in the bizarre stock images threadlike, what kind of company could possibly want that?
― frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/60-completely-unusable-stock-photos
― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link
that's http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zwarte_Piet
― caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
Oh shit, it is. Good call.
― ENBB, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
I knew that and still
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:29 (twelve years ago) link
he's black because he fell down the chimney (which is also how he got his afro)
― caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal01/2011/3/29/17/enhanced-buzz-14896-1301433687-7.jpg
I am just gonna link this without commentary (I know it's not applicable to the thread)
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:30 (twelve years ago) link
increase profits w/ pineapple man
― Mordy, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
xp ha you would think, right?
― caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:34 (twelve years ago) link
lol britain ca. 1995
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Lee_(footballer)
― caek, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:35 (twelve years ago) link
that stock photo article is one of the greatest things ever. the only one that made sense was the future lady injecting the corn
― frogbs, Friday, 13 January 2012 20:36 (twelve years ago) link
the old people w/ the rabbit might be my fav
― lame adele rey (some dude), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago) link
omg that wikipedia article
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 13 January 2012 20:38 (twelve years ago) link
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, January 13, 2012 1:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
idk i'm not a linguist, so this was based on my passing attempt to understand how this stuff works from context, but how do you mean?
― Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Friday, 13 January 2012 21:00 (twelve years ago) link
as usual ,white kids make acoustic cover of viral video...racist? you make the call.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoo8K0C29ic
― Neanderthal, Monday, 16 January 2012 02:15 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/search/ghettohikes%20racist
― human trash (buzza), Monday, 16 January 2012 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
the original version is like my number one least favorite type of modern humor. Shit makes the Donald Glover tv show look like Curb Your Enthusiasm, real talk
― somebody sh1pley the brinks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 January 2012 04:52 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=r_Ua8iOR0g8
not to beat this horse, but i think the original version of SHITHEAD is "post-modern youtube minstrel show" in the same way as Tim & Eric's endless daggering buddies and Black Keys' dancing "lonely boy" where its this super suspect "crew of white people* make black people act wacky, post it to CollegeHumor and white people will pass it around all day from the safety of their mac minis"
And like every time I bring this up, ppl are like "uh, ok whiney, maybe people just like funny videos/Y U SO SENSITIVE/lol white guilt," but its clearly this huge trend that keeps repeating itself over and over and over and gets no less http://www.soulstrut.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/suspect5es.gif every time i see it
*one of the THANKSCOMPUTER dudes is nonwhite, but neither of them are black
― somebody sh1pley the brinks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:09 (twelve years ago) link
tim & eric did the black keys video too, didn't they? or is that what you meant. anyway those fuckin guys.
― some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 05:12 (twelve years ago) link
dude, i have no idea if they directed it or no, but i wouldnt be shocked
― somebody sh1pley the brinks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/182892_10150100836795737_363957590736_6837697_6307829_n.jpg
"Hey, OK, so your next line is. 'I'M SHITHEAD AND I CAN ONLY COUNT TO SIX. WHAT THE HECK COME AFTER SIX?" Got it?'"
― somebody sh1pley the brinks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:15 (twelve years ago) link
don't think i have ever seen anyone using a mac mini
― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:16 (twelve years ago) link
hmm nah apparently they didn't direct it, not sure where i got that from. those fuckin guys still stands, though, obv.
― some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
lol i have a mac mini
― some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
racism 2 of 10funny 1 of 10 (bono made me smile)
tim and eric is funnier then that imo
mac mini definitely more offensive.
― ain't nothing nice (bnw), Monday, 16 January 2012 05:24 (twelve years ago) link
I think we can all agree that shithead is awful
2,839 people did a WHITE flipTheMyleneh 4 days ago 31
don't even want to know
― dayo, Monday, 16 January 2012 12:47 (twelve years ago) link
yeah can we save this thread for things that would actually be mildly offensive
― frogbs, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:29 (twelve years ago) link
rolling "even frogbs knows this is racist" thread
― some dude, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:46 (twelve years ago) link
http://louisvsrick.com/post/16010782829/episode-12-the-bad-cats
― dayo, Tuesday, 17 January 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
re: the bad cats
i was thinking long and hard about this post-Chappelle/Mencia "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE 'BLACK' DEBBIE"-style humor that's just everywhere right now. Like acknowledging racism exists equals a joke on shit like Archer and Family Guy and most of the internet. Like even in "I'm Shithead" there's this "AND IM DEFINITELY NOT ASIAN" throwaway line that really adds nothing but "hey, think about race, I know right?" 100 percent of the time it does more to re-enforce racial stereotypes than confront them in any way. Like it def seems like Wonder Shozen at least tried to put a political spin on it most of the time.
― somebody sh1pley the brinks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:02 (twelve years ago) link
yeah this is why Curb Your Enthusiasm and It's Always Sunny etc. tend to be really wearying for me.
― the name of a bar in Portland where I had a dark night of the soul (some dude), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:03 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, at least on Curb or South Park, there's a real Archie Bunker style attitude towards racism where it's like Frank or Cartman are obviously loathsome people who have bad opinions about race.
― somebody sh1pley the brinks truck (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 17 January 2012 18:04 (twelve years ago) link