We decided on the word "tard" mainly because it is not a word. We picked it for this reason, and thus we can assign our own meaning to the word "tard."
this is disgusting
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
everyone knows 'tard is hyphenated
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
i fucked that joke up
this is disgusting...
...everyone knows 'tard takes an apostrophe
ah yes, the "i'm rubber / you're glue" gambit, well played indeed
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
maz whats going on on that dom tweet, i dont wanna click it at work
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, January 12, 2012 2:57 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
some seriously gross shit, dont bother
― max, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
xxp: actually I think it was funnier the other way
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
"I put on the manual breaks"
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
*brings biases and issues to the table*
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
Also if those are made up names to protect identies, I'm gonna o_O at "Kunte" for awhile.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)
Aw, thanks Al. I miss those kids. One of them msg'd me on FB the other day, I need to write him back. You know, I could start a whole thread just based on their facebook posts because they're hysterical, heartbreaking and fascinating all at once but I could/would never actually do that. Not even on 77.
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
kind of reminds me of that old "Movie Comics" comic strip that constantly used the word "ghey" and defended it saying "it doesn't have a meaning! it's a made up word!" which is the only way to make it more offensive and less funny
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
here we go
― pplains, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
y'know, that "Tard" blog wd be one level of disgusting, but the sanctimonious "don't call me out on my shit" in the FAQ and elsewhere actually ratchets it up 3 or 4 extra levels of fucking disgusting
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:23 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:25 (fourteen years ago)
yeah it sounds like it was written by a publicist. are there really two people behind that blog?
hate to admit I chuckled at this:
We are assigning the word "tard" to all of them as a way of classifying all of them together. For instance, when Riti says something about "her tards," she is referring to everyone in her class.
― frogbs, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:28 (fourteen years ago)
urgh, that is like this younger woman who a friend has been hanging with who keeps saying things are "gay"
My first thought is: People still do that? I thought, even outside of believing it's offense and worth stopping, that it stopped being a thing people said because it was in the popular lexicon foreeeeeever. I guess she's originally from a small town?
Then he said that he had mentioned it to her, and he thinks she keeps doing it to "mess with him." I think I find that even more offensive?
― mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
I thought "tard blog" was a Tucker Max thing that supposedly was written by a nonexistent teacher friend of his? Not even going to click that link to see if it's a mirror of the same thing
For instance, when Riti says something about "her tards," she is referring to everyone in her class.
when "children" or "students" or "young people" just won't do
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
that blog's been around a long time iirc, or at least a blog with that title.
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
it's like they're reclaiming the word for ignorant shitfuckers or something
tard: n., A student in a class that is set aside for children with some sort of special need, e.g. metal retardation
very unique new definition of the meaningless word "tard"
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)
"that's so ghetto" vs "that's so gay"
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
vs "that's so retarded"
vs "That's So Raven!"
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
Considering one of the posts on the first page talks about using an Apple IIe with the students, I'm guessing this may be pretty old.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
At least with ghetto, there's at least an implication of it being lower class or cheap or ostentatious or something that lives up to one of a half dozen stereotypes
As opposed to "This restaurant closes at 10PM? That's so gay!"
― mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:33 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
haha maybe they INVENTED 'tard' ::chinstroke::
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
idk if this is US/UK thing part 100000000 but afaict calling things gay is as popular as ever and in no way determined by the population of where you live
― tumblr white's secret kool-aid drinker (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
Has there ever been a thread on "conversations that happen at least every two months" on ILX?
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
Considering one of the posts on the first page talks about using an Apple IIe with the students, I'm guessing this may be pretty old.― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:33 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:33 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
not sure jon realizes how underfunded american schools are
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
lol
I mean, I know school districts are all about keeping old machines around forever, but I can't imagine even the most ass-backwards district still using CD-ROM games.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
Again, I must be spoiled by my group of friends and immediate family
― mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)
nb I don't know what the thing you're referring to is re the "younger woman" xp to self/mh
― tumblr white's secret kool-aid drinker (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
www.geocities.com/RodeoDrive/TardBlog
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:35 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i don't think so but there really should be
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:43 (fourteen years ago)
that thread idea is soooo gay
― mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)
The troubling thing for me about how the ghettohikes is less how it's presented than how it will probably be taken by a lot of its audience. Yes, the name is kind of offputting, and yes, the transcriptions are kinda blackface or something, but most of what the kids say is very funny, and I think the whole thing would be kind of innocuous if it wasn't for the fact that there was a whole built in audience of people who are reading this as "LOL BLACKS R DUM"
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:44 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/GhettoBusDriver
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:45 (fourteen years ago)
now find one more and write a gawker article about it
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/GhettoSommelier
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
I'm 28. I have a full time job bringing urban students new computers.
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
oh lol its a real twitter
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:46 PM
^ nick denton
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:47 (fourteen years ago)
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Thursday, January 12, 2012 3:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
yeah but i mean...kids saying funny or odd things is one of the most renewable resources on earth, if a particular batch gets 'tainted' i don't think it's some tragic waste of lols to not look at that one stupid twitter or write the whole thing off as unsavory
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)
i mean sure if you wanted to create a filter that allowed you to read it as "kidhikes" and found-and-replaced every "dis" or "dat" as "this" or "that" sure you'd have some decent guilt-free entertainment but is it really worth it?
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:50 (fourteen years ago)
http://twitter.com/#!/TweetsLMAO/status/157549013317586944
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
the ghettobusdriver one is obviously fake. the wildlife trip one, idk for sure, but it has the ring of truth.
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)
"I drive a bus of troubled urban children (of all races) to school every day. I write the best stuff down and post it here."
maybe too pedantic but doesn't 'of all races' defy the proper definition of 'ghetto'? ok well fair enough, you're not a racist bus driver and most likely not a bus driver at all, just some guy with a funny twitter account who likes laughing at america's underclasses, good job
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:54 (fourteen years ago)
maybe too pedantic but doesn't 'of all races' defy the proper definition of 'ghetto'?
yes, actually they should be jewish
― mh, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)