as a 'funny shit kids say' this is a great twitter feed - too bad about the name
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)
dun dis da dat
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:21 (fourteen years ago)
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:19 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"as a bit of old-fashioned slapstick fun 'long duk dong' is a great comedic performance - too bad about the name"
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)
??
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
pretty thorough sonning tbf
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
reading thru a bunch of these, the kids, if real, all sound really funny and engaged with what's going on around them, and being held up for gentle mockery, mark twain accents and all, is really pissing me off.
― goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
Ghetto Hikes Comedian
https://www.facebook.com/ghettohikes
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:52 (fourteen years ago)
ghikes
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
"Bring the first aids kit, Leon think he tore his rotisserie cuff."
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
and being held up for gentle mockery, mark twain accents and all, is really pissing me off.
― goole, Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:52 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah, this is the problematic part
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
the only way this would be better is if there was a button that, when you clicked it, would play a clip of the author reading them
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
i dunno how 'gentle' it is tbh. i mean, i'm assuming this guy has some affection for these kids and his job.
― goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
i thought the name was the only problematic part, dayo?
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:00 (fourteen years ago)
I simply write down shit they say.
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:01 (fourteen years ago)
are you implying that the twitter is a parody?
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
I simply write down shit dey say.
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tSlbFO8QCvU/TtJc7vhI84I/AAAAAAAABwY/jE-Rbk5h87E/s1600/Kids-Say-the-Darndest-Things-Volume-2.jpg
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:02 (fourteen years ago)
dayo i'm not saying it's a parody/not real -- i'm saying that an hour ago you seemed to say it's just a great and funny twitter feed with an unfortunate name and now you seem to be saying that the overall project is problematic
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:04 (fourteen years ago)
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
isn't this like saying that the massive buckteeth are the only problem w/ the ronaldinho bottle opener?
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:06 (fourteen years ago)
I simply use dem to open bottles.
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:08 (fourteen years ago)
that's only one word racist
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
I made that post more to point out that I found the content of the feed funny by itself - because I got the sense that most people who followed that feed probably did so to laugh at what was said in, as goole said, a mocking way. I probably should have paused at the method of transcription and to have considered the full implications of the twitter name and now that I do so I do realize that yes, it makes the whole project problematic.
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)
fair enough
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
j0rd, love you boo but stop trying to trip me up
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:14 (fourteen years ago)
ghetto hikes, urban kids, ugh jesus christ
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
i love you too dawg
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
What they actually say seems quite sweet, but yeah "ghetto hikes" and the transcription style takes this over the edge to completely horrible.
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
i mean 'kids saying cute malapropisms' is inoffensively funny in principle but dude has gone out of his way to make sure you know dese kids be black yo
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
in a lot of them the kids come off pretty funny and witty imo
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
i think we've established that there's nothing wrong with the kids themselves
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
@Horse_ebonics
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:29 (fourteen years ago)
looking forward to some ESOL teacher starting a hilarious twitter about all the wacky things people trying to learn how to speak english say
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
or, dare i dream, a wacky tumblr from an irreverant special needs educator
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
your prayers are answered:
http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)
oh good lord
― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
so glad my work blocks these things, saving me from my morbid curiosity
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:38 (fourteen years ago)
i student taught in a predominantly black and latino public school last year and some of the shit both student teachers and teacher teachers said there...so i shouldn't be surprised. i'm not really surprised, just depressed.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
write down shit they said
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)
:(
― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
i mean it's not even like it's rocket science to do this kind of thing without being a total dick -- like when ENBB used to post about the kids she worked with it always came off very humane and affectionate
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
https://twitter.com/#!/search/%40GhettoHikes
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
heh i found out about @ghettohikes via @menshumor
― max, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
menshumor not all the same thing as menschhumor it turns out
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
if thats real its about a thousand times more depressing then the us soldiers pissing on the taliban guy video
what a profoundly stupid thing to say
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
yeah, now that I look back at it, it really sounds like hyperbole
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
xpost yeah uh i mean, i'm pretty sure there are some ethical transgressions here as well? i mean, it's not exactly a HIPAA violation but as using the kids you're caretaking as an explicit source of haha racial comedy is super mega shitty
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
maz whats going on on that dom tweet, i dont wanna click it at work
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)
We decided on the word "tard" mainly because it is not a word. We picked it for this reason, and thus we can assign our own meaning to the word "tard."
Whatever mental gymnastics make you sleep better at night I guess.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
hoo boy call me dim but it never occurred to me there might be a @womenshumor too
it doesn't disappoint
― tumblr white's secret kool-aid drinker (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
holy shit @ the thing jon just quoted
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)