I honestly don't think I could have been any more sarcastic in that post
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:58 (twelve years ago) link
you'll never know until you try
― Neanderthal, Thursday, 12 January 2012 05:03 (twelve years ago) link
oh. idk what happened
― Sh1pley Gohard (D-40), Thursday, 12 January 2012 08:33 (twelve years ago) link
lol went to bump the 'Texts From Bennett' thread RIP sandbox
anyway we've not done this yet have we? http://twitter.com/#!/GhettoHikes
― tumblr white's secret kool-aid drinker (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
102,646 followers
― tumblr white's secret kool-aid drinker (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
urban kids
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
if thats real its about a thousand times more depressing then the us soldiers pissing on the taliban guy video
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:12 (twelve years ago) link
No it's not
― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
maybe he's not white ; )
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.outwardbound.org/index.cfm/do/obs.photo_search_result/activity/Urban%20Expeditions
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:15 (twelve years ago) link
wait, you mean, real as in the fact that organizations do organize hikes in urban areas or real as in there is a person tweeting things that kids say on these hikes
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
the latter duh
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:17 (twelve years ago) link
as a 'funny shit kids say' this is a great twitter feed - too bad about the name
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
dun dis da dat
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:19 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"as a bit of old-fashioned slapstick fun 'long duk dong' is a great comedic performance - too bad about the name"
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:43 (twelve years ago) link
??
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:46 (twelve years ago) link
pretty thorough sonning tbf
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:47 (twelve years ago) link
reading thru a bunch of these, the kids, if real, all sound really funny and engaged with what's going on around them, and being held up for gentle mockery, mark twain accents and all, is really pissing me off.
― goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
Ghetto Hikes Comedian
https://www.facebook.com/ghettohikes
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
ghikes
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:56 (twelve years ago) link
"Bring the first aids kit, Leon think he tore his rotisserie cuff."
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link
and being held up for gentle mockery, mark twain accents and all, is really pissing me off.
― goole, Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:52 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah, this is the problematic part
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
the only way this would be better is if there was a button that, when you clicked it, would play a clip of the author reading them
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:58 (twelve years ago) link
i dunno how 'gentle' it is tbh. i mean, i'm assuming this guy has some affection for these kids and his job.
― goole, Thursday, 12 January 2012 18:59 (twelve years ago) link
i thought the name was the only problematic part, dayo?
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:00 (twelve years ago) link
I simply write down shit they say.
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:01 (twelve years ago) link
are you implying that the twitter is a parody?
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
I simply write down shit dey say.
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tSlbFO8QCvU/TtJc7vhI84I/AAAAAAAABwY/jE-Rbk5h87E/s1600/Kids-Say-the-Darndest-Things-Volume-2.jpg
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:02 (twelve years ago) link
dayo i'm not saying it's a parody/not real -- i'm saying that an hour ago you seemed to say it's just a great and funny twitter feed with an unfortunate name and now you seem to be saying that the overall project is problematic
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:04 (twelve years ago) link
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, January 12, 2012 1:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
isn't this like saying that the massive buckteeth are the only problem w/ the ronaldinho bottle opener?
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:06 (twelve years ago) link
I simply use dem to open bottles.
― am0n, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link
that's only one word racist
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
I made that post more to point out that I found the content of the feed funny by itself - because I got the sense that most people who followed that feed probably did so to laugh at what was said in, as goole said, a mocking way. I probably should have paused at the method of transcription and to have considered the full implications of the twitter name and now that I do so I do realize that yes, it makes the whole project problematic.
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:10 (twelve years ago) link
fair enough
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
j0rd, love you boo but stop trying to trip me up
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
ghetto hikes, urban kids, ugh jesus christ
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:16 (twelve years ago) link
i love you too dawg
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
What they actually say seems quite sweet, but yeah "ghetto hikes" and the transcription style takes this over the edge to completely horrible.
― emil.y, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:20 (twelve years ago) link
i mean 'kids saying cute malapropisms' is inoffensively funny in principle but dude has gone out of his way to make sure you know dese kids be black yo
― i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
in a lot of them the kids come off pretty funny and witty imo
― extremely lewd and incredibly crass (Hurting 2), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link
i think we've established that there's nothing wrong with the kids themselves
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link
@Horse_ebonics
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:29 (twelve years ago) link
looking forward to some ESOL teacher starting a hilarious twitter about all the wacky things people trying to learn how to speak english say
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:32 (twelve years ago) link
or, dare i dream, a wacky tumblr from an irreverant special needs educator
― some dude, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
your prayers are answered:
http://fullduplex.org/tardblog/
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:35 (twelve years ago) link
oh good lord
― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
so glad my work blocks these things, saving me from my morbid curiosity
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:38 (twelve years ago) link
i student taught in a predominantly black and latino public school last year and some of the shit both student teachers and teacher teachers said there...so i shouldn't be surprised. i'm not really surprised, just depressed.
― horseshoe, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:39 (twelve years ago) link
write down shit they said
― buzza, Thursday, 12 January 2012 19:42 (twelve years ago) link