instead of rice or bird seed, the guests will fling the traditional homemade yogurt at them
then later matt will fling some yogurt of his own
xp - I want to read an awesome story!
― Je55e, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 19:59 (twelve years ago) link
Or like an Edwardian-style dress:
http://janastarr.com/pic/DR02.jpg
See, don't worry about planning your wedding because apparently I am going to plan it for you.
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:00 (twelve years ago) link
Okay, Jesse! I'll tell P that you want to read.
but i really want to read an AMAZING story!
why aren't you answering your work phone?
― Je55e, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not at work!
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:07 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks, everyone, we're actually pretty excited.
Jenny--this is perfect! Just tell me when and where to show up. I'll be your bridal marionette. Also, it will be in the woods, and we do plan to break a ceremonial plate. There shall be no yogurt flinging. Or, maybe there will!
― sisut, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:10 (twelve years ago) link
we could get married at the erotic fiction contest!
― sisut, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:12 (twelve years ago) link
no way, forest forest forest!!
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:13 (twelve years ago) link
Erotic fiction contest in the forest!
― 40 yoevoo (Eazy), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:15 (twelve years ago) link
oh, b/c you're at home
many xps
― Je55e, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:16 (twelve years ago) link
We should cash in on the reality tv craze by having people vote on various components of the wedding. i envision the end result as a forest wedding/erotic fiction contest, with yogurt flinging, while wearing ewok outfits.
― sisut, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:24 (twelve years ago) link
i don't trust the people of america to have enough taste for this forest wedding/erotic fiction contestwith or without yogurt flinging
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
you would wind up naked in the mall of america backed by a high school show choir
ie, the worst stress dream imaginable
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:26 (twelve years ago) link
...ending with me emerging from a blackout, wandering your parents' cabin asking for someone, anyone to let me in their sleeping bag...while flinging yogurt.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:28 (twelve years ago) link
I can't wait for more edible slurry!
― courtnoodle, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 20:51 (twelve years ago) link
^ really tempted to post this on "ILX out of context"
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
UGH REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE BEING AT WORK RIGHT NOW
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:44 (twelve years ago) link
it's pretty nice out and i feel like being creative and energetic and instead i'm stuck behind a desk in a dry, overheated room
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
me 2, want to play drums and then take a nap
― bomb.gif (dan m), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
n/a otm all around, its like 88 degrees in here right now
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
at least today i didn't wear smartwool socks like i did yesterday, i was sweltering the entire day
― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 11 January 2012 21:50 (twelve years ago) link
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this is OMG EVERYDAY IN MY OFFICEit is hot and totally airless in there
― La Lechera, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link
Erotic literature aside, it's a bummer Paul McGee is leaving the Whistler. He has a great beard, and it will take a more than a few handlebar mustaches to make up for its loss.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 23:31 (twelve years ago) link
Fiction, not literature. Definitely just fiction.
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 12 January 2012 01:37 (twelve years ago) link
Thanks Obama, what a bad day to have to drive for a meeting. I must have picked the exact wrong time to leave work tonight, took 55 minutes to get from 8th & Wabash to Balbo & LSD.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 01:50 (twelve years ago) link
Courtney always knows when Obama's coming, and she often tells Jenny and me.
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:38 (twelve years ago) link
Can't believe it's been 47 minutes since a mention of BHO and Dr Mudbutt hasn't swooped in w/ some non-sequitir criticism of Bam.
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
Numero Group dance party at the Hideout this Saturday nightWHO'S WITH ME?!
― La Lechera, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:44 (twelve years ago) link
lol, when I was sitting in traffic I kept thinking about what Morbz would be saying
Without even really trying to bring politics into this, I do get annoyed when like any one person decides they can inconvenience so many people so they can, you know, go to dinner.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
Numero Group dance party sounds pretty awesome indeed.
As I quoted him on FB, Stephen Fry OTM: "I loathe dancing. The people are all very sweet, but it's what they're gathered together to do that I find so ineffably, HORRIFICALLY repellent."
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:49 (twelve years ago) link
I waited for prez on wrightwood with like a hundred ppl. I got tired of waiting and left.
― Jeff, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:56 (twelve years ago) link
Oh you wouldn't find me dancing, I can't dance. But the thought of hearing Numero Group music while watching people having a blast? Yes, please.
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 12 January 2012 02:58 (twelve years ago) link
What's he doing in town? Why would he be on Wrightwood?
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:09 (twelve years ago) link
Dunno. I did see Daly though.
― Jeff, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:16 (twelve years ago) link
Prob had dinner at weiner circle.
― Jeff, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, Clark and Wrightwood?
Glad it didn't f up the Halsted bus route. It's a few blocks away, but it's conceivable.
I had to wait over 30 minutes for a fucking bus home tonight, and I could see 5 of them on Bus Tracker, between 10 minutes and 20 minutes from my stop. I thought that might be due to BHO mucking up traffic.
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
And at one point all the buses got between 10 and 15 minutes from the stop and then stayed there.
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:24 (twelve years ago) link
Dancing is a sublime activity. If anyone out there in ilxville wants to go with me Sat. lemme know!!
― La Lechera, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
It was some building just east of orchard.
― Jeff, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:31 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, this is what's happening.
obama is having a 30k plate fundraiser 100 ft down the street from my boyfriend's building tonight, which dr. morbius nickname for bam should i use when i derisively heckle the attendees?
― tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, January 11, 2012 6:03 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:47 (twelve years ago) link
Glad I didn't have to resort to Google or something.
xp I feel like I'll never have the lung capacity to dance again. As I mentioned on twitter, however, I do have leftover hydrocondone so I'm going to sleep soundly and (relatively) coughlessly tonight.
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
peace be with you tonight
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
And also with you.
― gonna give her the old fuquay-varina (Jenny), Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:54 (twelve years ago) link
Ddpp was all hip hop tonight. Variable results but I had fun. Jenny you will dance again. You shall DANCE AGAIN.
― La Lechera, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:56 (twelve years ago) link
Oh, Obama DID fuck up my commute!
At a UIC event, up to 500 donors who paid from $44 to $100 were treated to music from recording artist Janelle Monae and a guest appearance by actor Hill Harper from CSI: NY before Obama hit the stage to loud applause.
FUCK YOU BARACK HUSEIN OBAMA
FUCK YOU IN TEH FUCKAGN EXECUHOLE
― Je55e, Thursday, 12 January 2012 03:58 (twelve years ago) link
Cheap tickets, though!
― 40 yoevoo (Eazy), Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:01 (twelve years ago) link
I was not inconvenienced by President Obama's visit to Chicago.
― bomb.gif (dan m), Thursday, 12 January 2012 04:17 (twelve years ago) link