"unwatchable nonsense" is best reserved for movies like Red Riding Hood, which I texted through this weekend
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:24 (fourteen years ago)
lynch to thread
― carpy deems (darraghmac), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:25 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmQ4nRbtbTM
omg
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)
wtf
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
WHAT?!
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:32 (fourteen years ago)
u might dig that one shakey
nah me and Jesus are tight bros
x-post - Wait that has to be doctored, right?
or a . . . coincidence?
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
http://sharetv.org/images/david_copperfield_2000/cast/large/wilkins_micawber.jpg
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 9 January 2012 23:33 (fourteen years ago)
that's classic Olsen twin MO, don't forget this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c&feature=related
three guesses who the first one to mention chicken is
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
here's a hint:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo9BIPIoLPg&feature=endscreen&NR=1
a) O_Ob) how have I never seen that?
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Monday, 9 January 2012 23:36 (fourteen years ago)
so weird that both olsen twins had strokes simultaneously during the filming of that first video
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 00:41 (fourteen years ago)
DJP you posted the wrong Gimme Pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
xp not strokes, botox
― carpy deems (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 00:46 (fourteen years ago)
xp which somebody went to extra lengths to call "gangsta" in the opening titles of that version, wtf
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 00:49 (fourteen years ago)
Am I wrong, or do all of Mel Gibson's directorial ventures feature half-naked men hitting other men with sharp objects?
― mh, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 01:48 (fourteen years ago)
onto something
― carpy deems (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 01:53 (fourteen years ago)
all his good ones are 2 hour chase sequences: mad max 2, apocalypto, passion of the christ
― caek, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:00 (fourteen years ago)
sorry old
― caek, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 02:01 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pR20n_U234
is this racist
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 13:02 (fourteen years ago)
Did u watch her little Wayne one? If not, do so. Now.
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 13:18 (fourteen years ago)
wow, Kreayshawn fell off fast
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― jon /via/ chi 2.0, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 14:43 (fourteen years ago)
http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/57802000/jpg/_57802534_rappaport2-1.jpg
Germany's Schlosspark Theatre defends 'blackface' actor
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:44 (fourteen years ago)
you know what else belongs on this thread, is the verb "to black up"
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:45 (fourteen years ago)
although that is small potatoes compared to: In 2009, Dresden Zoo had to apologise after naming a small baboon after Mr Obama.
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
"Many older black actors come from the music industry, and that wasn't a fit for the play as it wasn't a musical," he told The Local newspaper.
"When we couldn't find an elderly black actor who fit the role and could speak with a perfect German accent, we opted for blackface make-up."
He said he was saddened by the controversy: "I tried to make a play about racism and ended up being called a racist".
looooooooooooooooooool
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:46 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGkn8TFaySg
Convincing Indian guy here in One Armed Boxer
― Poppy Newgod and the Phantom Banned (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:49 (fourteen years ago)
"to black up", Dan? Like, "he was really blacking up the place"?
― beachville, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
Director Thomas Schendel said they had been unable to find the right elderly black actor to play the role of Midge Carter so had opted for blacking-up 76-year-old white actor Joachim Bliese.
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:56 (fourteen years ago)
oh holy shit all of that but also the baboon thing!! :(
― ☆★☆彡彡 (ENBB), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 15:58 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67cx9M2c51M
― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)
if there's one person who I would expect to be totally tone-deaf to the phrase "black up", it's Butterfly
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 16:22 (fourteen years ago)
Do we reckon that basically it is wrong for anyone to ever play someone of a different race than themselves, or is it only wrong for whitey to play black people?
― The New Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:32 (fourteen years ago)
or neither?
generally speaking, I think it is tied to the performance but it's usually safer not to do it
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
I'm kind of surprised by this*, as I've only heard it used to mean "to colour one's face", rather than, for example, the "adopt a comedy walk" end of the spectrum. I mean it's obviously always a pretty bad idea, but I thought the description was being.. descriptive? Like "skin lightening" but without the skin.
*And, obviously, a little defensive :)
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:33 (fourteen years ago)
it's a US/UK thing I think
or maybe a DJP/rest of the world thing, I dunno
― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:35 (fourteen years ago)
yeah I don't think "black up" is offensive in that sentence. it's the idea you have a problem with.
heh heh heh
― frogbs, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:37 (fourteen years ago)
i play someone of a different race than myself in skyrim
― Mordy, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)
For me, the question is why the hell does a German theatre want to do a production of "I'm Not Rappaport".
― Three Word Username, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
If I was the production manager I would've thought.. "yeah this flew last time we did it in like the 80s or whatever, but I don't think we should put this on again unless we can find an actually black actor to fill the roll..."
I dunno - or maybe I'd be a common, parochial German and think that there was absolutely nothing wrong with this.
Seriously though, if they couldn't find the right actor that's maybe a sign not to put on the play; and I think that kind of theater superstition crosses all nationalities. But then - on the other other hand -- I remember plenty of times where there weren't enough dudes in high school drama and so a few boy parts were given to girls, who had to -- I suppose -- "man up" for the part.
― Frobisher (Viceroy), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
Socks with sandals, people in blackface, so many ways to spot the German tourists
― mh, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
you left out speedos
― locally sourced stabbage (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
germans are pretty racist
― caek, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)
http://gawker.com/5874912/
LOL @ Gawker's first "Is this thing that doesnt exist yet hypothetically racist?" post. Congrats, team.
― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:15 (fourteen years ago)
LONG DUCK DONG
― bob loblaw people (dayo), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
I'm excited about this tumblr:
http://racistpoliticalads.tumblr.com/
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)
hey no-one ever tell Dan backstage to "break a leg" ok?
― Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:54 (fourteen years ago)