WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

moonship, that was great. you missed out predator though. he won the first round and then just got bored or something.

lex, buffy's rarely unarmed, be it crossbow or rocket launcher.

did i make any mistakes here?

wolverine suicide physically impossible. carry on.

and the predator doesn't attack unarmed ladies.

i am amazed that you know this

Vader can't summon Force Lightning because his arms are cybernetic replacements. Also, mind tricks are a Jedi ability, not associated with the Sith. We never see Vader or Palpatine use mind tricks in the six movies

but dude, he was raised a jedi and still is (was) a jedi, right?

At the point this fight takes place (assuming it's between TESB and ROTJ), he's a card carrying Sith. Also I get the impression that mind tricks require subtlety, something not associated with someone consumed by the Dark Side.

^^^ FFS I sound like such an SW nerd - for the record, I've only seen the six movies, I'm not one of these people who has read all the novels and seen every episode of Droids and Clone Wars...

haha you probably know more than I though...I've seen the six movies but i must have missed the part where if you're a sith you cant do mind tricks because you cant be both?

grown adults should be polishing their Brooks Brothers briefcases. lord knows when star wars or trek or whatever became acceptable.

I don't think it's ever explicitly stated, but Palpatine never uses mind tricks, despite his obvious Force skills. Neither does Count Dooku. It would clearly be advantageous for both of them to be able to mind trick people into doing things. On the other hand, Jedi are often shown mind tricking people - example: Kenobi casually dealing with the "death stick" guy like it ain't no thing. Also, Yoda states that the "Dark Side is easier", so Dark Side Force abilities (lightning, choke, throwing shit about the place) require less skill than Light Side abilities (which includes mind tricks). I have to point out here that I'm basing a bit of this on the distinction between Light and Dark Force skills made in the Jedi Academy series of videogames - but they are considered canon.

also mind tricks only work on the weak-willed. if you're a snaggletoothed flying wrinkly blue muppet slave owner with a quasi-eastern Meditteranean accent that shit don't fly.

Palpatine managed to hang around with multiple Jedi (including Yoda) for years without them twigging he was made of 100% PURE DARK SIDE - he must had some mind trickery going on there.

I was thinking Hellboy wasn't getting enough props here until I remembered the singer out of Bros almost killed him.

Hulk is an obvious front runner but you have to wonder about his stamina in a long fight. How long can anyone continue to get explosive power from that huge muscle mass before coming up short? I've been watching World's Strongest Man and those guys are lucky if they can keep going for 75 seconds. Picard would still be sipping his Earl Grey and hatching plans and Hulk would be gasping for breath.

powered by gamma radiation. madder hulk gets/stronger hulk gets. always much much faster than anyone expects.

my friend is telling me that Batman vs. Hulk is really the only question here

Batman has fought and won against Dracula, Aliens (yes, from the movies) and Predators (yes, from the movies) on numerous occasions. Including fighting both Aliens & Predators at the same time. I believe, Batman is considered by the Predator species to be "the Ultimate Hunter" and is honored as such in their culture.

Batman actually became Dracula for a time. And later on defeated various incarnations of himself in the arena of the Monarch between dimensions.

Hulk can not harmed. Never tires. Has no limit to his strength or power. To kill him you would need to annihilate his existence from space & time. Batman is the only one capable of thinking and fighting the Hulk on level of defeating him.

Both Batman & Hulk die in the conflict. Killing each other.

lolling @ batman being honored in predator culture

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that is really great

it's like that story of the buddhist master who hears some of jesus' sayings and is all like that was an enlightened dude

lol apparently hulk is basically undefeatable at this pt in his story

Hulk has withstood multiple nuclear force blasts to the face in a single encounter. Hulk can maintain his form indefinitely. He no longer reverts to Banner unless he decides to. As his rage increases Hulk's strength, toughness and speed increase exponentially. Hulk also has a healing & regeneration ability which also increases with his power to the point of instantaneous regeneration of major limbs and organs. Hulk also can geo-locate beings around world and has an innate sense of direction.

The Hulk also can adapt spontaneously by mutation to a given situation such as growing gills to breathe underwater, travel in space or see in absolute darkness (coupled with geo-location = very powerful), et cetera.

By default, a non-raging Hulk is as tough as adamantium. And able to lift a 100,000 tons with little effort. When raging there is no limit what so ever to the Hulk.

None at all.

And Bruce Banner is among the Marvel universes smartest men. The Hulk retains the intellect, skill, knowledge and mental capacity of the 3rd smartest man in the world.

The Hulk can not be defeated.

hulk basically destroyed the entire marvel universe last year

still think he could be TRICKED then into reverting to banner. that's I guess his weak spot - bein' banner.

http://www.comics.org/graphics/covers/2377/400/2377_4_27.jpg

hahahaha wtf I have been missing out by not reading hulk comics all my life
fuck that emo bitch parker and his emo space bitch brother norrin radd them suckas straight cryin in clubs next to a banner with gamma

tom you should def. read the PLANET HULK stuff from the last year, in which Bruce Banner is shot into space, having been decreed too much of a public safety risk to remain on earth.

ya and then he comes back and just rips apart the marvel superheroes

good rec ian
thanks cockface for ruining ian's rec

:(

sorry for giving away the story line of "world war hulk"

spoilers for infinite hulks

okay that was retarded, sorry

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/7015/613758-super_strength_super.jpg

comics are fuckin ridiculous imo

tom you should def. read the PLANET HULK stuff from the last year, in which Bruce Banner is shot into space, having been decreed too much of a public safety risk to remain on earth.

― ian, Monday, January 5, 2009 4:05 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that collected into a book i can read

(xpost) now that's just stupid and unrealistic...

All Star Superman is indeed ridiculous.

RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME

^^^ OTM. All Star Superman is distilled goodness.

"that's the good news... the bad news is that I've failed the audition for Joseph & The Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat..."

This could be the single most important poll in ILX history.

I sincerely hope that the tallied results are turned into a really bad CGI Youtube cartoon.

All Star Superman is OTT in the best possible way.

tom you should def. read the PLANET HULK stuff from the last year, in which Bruce Banner is shot into space, having been decreed too much of a public safety risk to remain on earth.

― ian, Monday, January 5, 2009 4:05 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that collected into a book i can read

― s1ocki, Monday, January 5, 2009 5:50 PM (4 hours ago)

It is, but I don't recommend shelling out your own $$ for it. As big crossover events go, I thought it was pretty crappy. I'd let your library do the buying.

The WWH miniseries itself

A couple of collected volumes of WWH issues of other series.

As big crossover events go, I thought it was pretty crappy

+1 and that's saying something

is all star superman the grant morrison one?

yeah

is both WWHULK and planet hulk crappy or just the former

http://i41.tinypic.com/2gtoikm.jpg

Planet Hulk was a lot of fun. So was WWH, but not as good as PH.

Planet Hulk fun. Make rogermexico laugh. WWH puny.

(Mostly because it turns a good Hulk story AND a great conceit - just how mad would Hulk get if he gained his heart's desire and it was torn away? and how strong would he be if he got that mad? - and turns it into a dumb crossover in which everyone acts out of character including Big Green.)

http://i43.tinypic.com/2wm00nq.jpg

apparently this is wendihulk, a combination of hulk and bigfoot

...named wendy?

now I've seen everything...

Yeah, Jeph Loeb is shitting all over the Marvel U. in this new Hulk series. There's a Red Hulk character now that they're actually calling "Rulk". WTF!

You have to remember, Jeph Loeb is functionally retarded.