Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Mark Hughes, according to Sky Sports News, who appear to be just getting info off twitter like the rest of us.

Okay, Hughes could be better. The Telegraph has it on Warnock, but not confirmed.

Statement from QPR shortly. Seems to be a thing.

A thing?

'A thing' as in 'it's true' or as in 'he's not been sacked for footballing reasons, but for some kind of controversy'?

a thing as in true, as opposed to twitter rumours.

Seems a shame to me

i hate Warnock but i'd rather he was in the Prem than Mark Hughes

Him in Mark Hughes would be horrible, yes

ugh

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

The Mail has a very lengthy quote from Warnock confirming it,, but then they also had a lengthy report from Amanda Knox's failed appeal, so

Foxy 'Nocksy

rip warnock you just havent given many interesting post game interviews recently, so your appeal has gone

Tottenham boss Harry Redknapp has claimed that Demba Ba's release clause is actually around half the £10m mooted over the weekend, which could be set to spark a transfer frenzy.
Full story: Daily Mirror

hooooly shit arsene get up on this.

http://menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1469973_police-seize-29-bags-of-cannabis-in-raid-on-manchester-united-star-rio-ferdinands-city-centre-restaurant-rosso

loooooooooooooool

stash for a mate, surely

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01100/roo_1100681a.jpg

Time, and Scholes' eventual contribution, will be the judge of this decision and the player known as 'The Ginger Prince' is the last person in the game who will have gone to Ferguson and asked to play as some sort of vanity project.

Brazil: Palmeiras react to fans holding a "homophobia pride" rally after reports the club were in talks to sign Atlético Mineiro's Richarlyson. Palmeiras: "We have no plans to sign him. Richarlyson is a good athlete, but the difficulties with our fans are clear. We have history."

• 2007 – Richarlyson sues after a Palmeiras director incorrectly outs him on TV, telling fans: "Palmeiras will never buy a gay." Judge Manoel Maximiano Junqueira Filho dismissed the case. "The comments are fair; football is virile. Gays cannot play in normal teams, they should stick to their own. Each monkey in its own branch, each rooster in its own coop, each king in its own deck of cards. That is what I think, and I'm the judge, so I say it."

Is Hughes to QPR really happening? If so, enjoy yr indentured Joorabchian shop-window crap for half a season, Hoops fans.

Could be worse, could be Bruce

That guy really is the worst agent ever, I've realised - for some reason I'd just assumed he was some kind of evil genius.

Faurlin's out injured for the remainder as well, I accept the blame myself for the mild praise I offered him last week.

Apparently Salomon Kalou got permission from the Ivory Coast FA to fly back to London from Dubai, to open talks with Arsenal? Not sure what to think of it tbh

That's way more desperate than asking Thierry back

yep. Chamakh's a sight better.

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Benny Noon > Kalou > Arshavin > Chamakh > Park (not that I know f all about him.)

The guy is boring but he is reliable, not prone to being a dick if on the bench/dropped (fine for when aoc makes the proper step up) and can score. And he's never really been given a chance to shine in anything other than sub appearances, has he? I guess it is a smart enough signing and the type Wenger likes, if the price is as low as I'd expect it to be.

However, it is fucking underwhelming. There is still the Kolo/Ade money sat in the bank, let alone to Cesc money. Give the fans something to truly be happy* about while the club just tread water. Even if such a signing would turn out as shit as Andrey, everyone needs more of a boost right now than Salomon bloody Kalou can provide.

*Henry doesn't fucking count.

"We tried to get Gotze but he wasn't available, so we went for the next obvious option."
"Eden Hazard?
"No, Salomon Kalou."

kalou's had lots of chances

He's been there a long time

Warnock gets sacked because his board aren't happy to be hovering just above the drop zone in their first season up. Hmmmmmm.

crazy decision by bored who went through 9 managers in 4 years and had no qualms hiring joey barton shockah.

no i was praising them on their proactiveness

wd like to see other clubs in a similar situation who have maybe been in the Prem for a couple of seasons follow their lead

yeah moyes out

However, it is fucking underwhelming. There is still the Kolo/Ade money sat in the bank, let alone to Cesc money. Give the fans something to truly be happy* about while the club just tread water. Even if such a signing would turn out as shit as Andrey, everyone needs more of a boost right now than Salomon bloody Kalou can provide.

At some point you're going to have to man up and admit that that money isn't actually there any more. Still, whatever the question is, Salomon Kalou is not the answer. The scouting network at Arsenal really isn't what it used to be. And at Old Trafford for that matter. There's got to be some middle ground between Hazard/Gotze/other flavour-of-the-month types who everyone wants and yer standard issue underwhelming Prem perennials, but no one seems to be able to find them.

Warnock gets sacked because his board aren't happy to be hovering just above the drop zone in their first season up. Hmmmmmm.

Thing is, for every Fulham there's a Charlton where replacing the manager just makes the situation worse. You've got to be pretty damn sure you've got the right replacement lined up. No idea who that would be at Wolves.

newcastle are finding them

At some point you're going to have to man up and admit that that money isn't actually there any more.

So where is it? If the club come out and said 'we are stockpiling the £150m left for the stadium repayments' then sure, but they say 'we have a warchest to buy players if we want to'. If it is neither, then something is fucked.

The scouting network at Arsenal really isn't what it used to be.

I dunno, in the past year we picked up a dude out of a japanese high school who excelled on loan and has fans salivating to see him play. I think it is more to do with other clubs catching up than Arsenal's and Utd's scouting networks getting shit.

i've no idea who it wd be at Wolves, but I watched the Bolton game last week and my Dad assures me the performance at Birmingham was the same: we are pitiful. The guy's had over 4 seasons in charge and yet we're still devoid of shape, organisation, players able to control possession or dictate tempo for any length of time whatsoever. All 3 teams promoted this season have looked better managed than us, irrespective of where anybody ends up. we really are a void of anti-football right now, and yes it's easier to say who i don't want in charge than who i do, but i wd settle for anybody who valued some basic technique and invention above McCarthy's relentless, dour obsession with putting a fucking shift in.

enjoy that loanee's performance, meanwhile back at the ranch you're a two-men-who-break-easily team

wait who are you conceding to be the second man?

Chesney

nah joeks

mata v. silva - 1 man left in rearranging my ff team and i cant decide who to pick

i guess nani could also be involved but lol picking nani

fyi you should all be doing this since everyone most prob also has ba and yaya in their teams

vermaelen?
xp

thought he meant song tbh but vermaelen's not a terrible shout

Yes, he actually is good