ILE rolling non-slam Tennis thread

Discount Ma¢ha lost 3 and 0 to Arvidsson in Sydney qualies, lulz. I hope this foreshadows an entire year where she gets stuck in qualies.

Sydney draw is absolutely stacked, so many ridiculous 1R/2R matches (Sweta vs. Bepa, Fran vs. Sam) and then in the middle of of it all there's Holland vs. Dokic like some sort of 25K remnant.

Kaia had better kill Hantuchova in this final!

Meanwhile everyone is injured. Apparently this is just the second time Federer's quit a tournament with an injury (and never mid-match). That's in 996 career matches. Serena and Kim do that once a month!

Kaia killing Hantuchova :)

can def confirm that Kanepi has gone UP a level this year. if she keeps this up we're looking at her in the top 10 by year end.

she's won 12/13 points in the 2nd set so far

16/17 :o

Brilliant BH DTL winner there.

Ugh commentators. Saying Kanepi must have been confident because she didn't enter a tournament next week. SHE ENTERED SYDNEY QUALIES. Had to pull out b/c she's still here. DO YOUR RESEARCH.

KAIA WINS! <3

The only player who took a set off her this week was...Alexandra Panova.

I'm going to Sydney tomorrow. Taking a friend who's skint so we're just doing outside courts. Since the marquee match is Safarova v Ivanovic, that's OK - like Safarova but do not want to jostle with Ana fanboys and probably watch her squeak and win. Grr. GIVE UP ANA.

Prob take in Hercog v Makarova because I like Makarova and she will probably win - the other court has the dire Scheepers/Cornet match which would be like pulling teeth, but following that U-Rad v Vania King! <3 so much.

Then maybe Czink/Daniilidou because Daniilidou is my mum's favourite player of the last 15 years so I might try to get an autograph.

anyone know what the Fish/Dimitrov bust-up in Hopman Cup was about?

Not a kind event to Fish's top 10 ego, getting aced by Wozniacki then trashed by Dimitrov.

I understand Dimitrov was being intense and cocky - a net cord may have been involved at some point. Fish spat in the direction of Bulgarian fans and there was also shouting.

Just back from Sydney! Despite the stunning lineup, looks like the prize matches will be on tomorrow when I have to be at home to let a pest control man in HARUMPH.

Anyway. Makarova v Hercog got good towards the end, but basically Hercog was unable to tailor her game to playing a lefty, so pretty much everything she hit went straight to Makarova's forehand, who used severe angles to Hercog's backhand, where invariably the slice went long. So that game was over fast, so retired to the covered area to watch Safarova dice up Ivanovic which was GREAT because of the scoreline above everything else.

Sadly Vania King withdrew so I didn't get to see her play U-Rad. Instead, my friend and I watched the last half of Dulgheru/Arvidsson which was of remarkably high quality given how the former is mostly known on clay and the latter is generally unremarkable. Dulgheru pushed, basically, using lots of spin, and Arvidsson hit lots of flat shots. Every time her back was against the wall, Arvidsson would go on a spree of hitting winner after winner after winner and she did some well-timed and effective lobs that Dulgheru wasn't fast enough to cope iwth.

We then saw Vera but the line-up for an autograph was MASSIVE and it was steaming hot so I just waved and said I loved her in Russian, and she gave no sign at all she could hear, which is for the best. We checked the practice courts and I got brushed past by none other than Juan Martin del Potro who is gorgeous in the flesh as you'd hope.

Schiavone is a total beast, I mean, it's true that on screen tennis looks way slower than it seems in real life, but she was murdering the ball against her hottt practice partner. I guess losing to Kanepi is no shame this week, because she was looking very very sharp. Saw Sweta looking great, not sure about the hair tbh, but maybe she'll have it styled differently on game days.

Then watched JARK THE SHARK blast off a Frenchman who put up some fight but then, when serving to stay in the match, blew three volleys I could have made.

I am quite sunburnt but I am prob going back Tuesday!

Oh, and I was a bit surprised to hear Chanelle Scheepers' surname pronounced as "Skeppers" by the umpire from behind me. Alize Cornet looked extra stroppy when I turned around to watch that game.

hello tennis thread (and ilx!).

I am flying to Melbourne next week for the AO. :D Got me three day passes and a QF match on Rod Laver - figured I'd give myself a big birthday treat since I worked throughout the Christmas and NY holidays. So excited!

edwardo, am sooo jealous you bumped into Delpo! I might have swooned.

I would have swooned if I had seen him coming before he touched me! But I only realised who it was when he'd got about a foot away from me and I realised he was taller than all the spectators in the area!

Tossing up whther to go down for the A.O. Since I'm unemployed atm I could go. But, er, because I'm unemployed, maybe I shouldn't!

well let me know if you do, we'll get drinks. :)

i just can't wait to get off work already - haven't been able to watch much of the tune-ups. Enjoyed a little bit of Kvitova/Bartoli earlier though, and this Raonic/Tipsy match right now is loads of fun, goofy errors notwithstanding.

Facepalm moment: TV coverage of Brisbane promos the upcoming Stosur/Schiavone first round match (First round! While Dokic beats another wildcard 6-0 6-0, we get two Slam champs, the Radwanskas playing each other ffs and Dulgheru being parachuted in as a lucky loser and getting Arvidsson who beat her in finals of qualifying! Stuffed tournament and 8 seeds, nuttiness)... has footage of both players hitting the ball to the sounds of "Dedication To My Ex (Miss That)".

Fortunately NOT including the bit which goes "I miss that pussy, that pussy", but still, "oh no" indeed, given what people mutter about these two women...

Li Na report: played OK against Makarova, should have won even more easily than 6-0 6-3 but sprayed a few out mid-second set. Her English has improved but has retained its charming frankness, which is good because playing quality tennis is far more important than learning to engage in idiotic small talk with commentators.

When asked the banal question on whether she gets tired of hearing that she's the French Open champion, "I'd like to hear it more often!".

Are there any noteworthy players who don't speak any English at all? NOTHING would make me happier than some television robot going up to a winner and having them go "Sorry, no English" and having the commentator look embarrassed.

Also FUCK OFF NOW Azarenka.

So jealz edwardo! I want to see some live tennis NOW.

In the department of lol revenge - the day after Arvidsson takes 3.5 hrs to beat Dulgheru in qualies...Dulgheru thrashes her 1 and 1 in the main draw. Losing the battle, winning the war. Also guess which one of those players is actually fit enough to recover from an epic the day before.

No mercy shown to little sis by A-Rad, that was 1 and 1 as well.

Bepa won three games off Sweta. I'm predicting that this year Bepa's time as an elite player is up and she'll plummet out of the top 10.

Good to see Chak's return after her various travails and brief foray into politics get off to a surprisingly good start - thrashed Niculescu 0 and 4. I remember back when she first started slumping really badly she lost to Niculescu and afterwards disconsolately said something like "if I can't beat a player of that level, who can I beat?"

I'm thinking of going for a few hours tomorrow even though my other friend has piked on me. The line-up on the ground courts is not bad - Petko v A-Rad might not be as good as their Beijing match but I love both so why not. Also, I can watch Li Na in person!

Schiavone d. Stosur 6-2 6-4

well done sam

Cibulkova was up 4-0 in the third against Wozniacki. Guess how that ended up, eh?

Really, I can't even. Women's fucking tennis.

lololololol

And you know A-Rad's not beating her.

Meanwhile here is Marat Safin hard at work and taking his new politics career very seriously

http://p.twimg.com/AhRtB10CAAE6iqI.jpg

(as seriously as he ever took his tennis career I guess)

Kvitova SLAUGHTERING Hantuchova right now <3

Bit of a lapse there!

Woz/A-Rad is not great so far but A-Rad SHOULD be able to win if she can do one of two things:

1. Get to the net
2. Get Woz to the net, where she has been lol so far

But she probably won't.

Also, must note! Alicia Molik had her baby yesterday. His name is Yannick, not after Noah, but rather a Swiss boy she used to practice with. Lovely.

Oh it's a completely boring push-fest with Radwanska unable to finish points or get a decent return of serve in. Why am I surprised.

Well this match is the straw that broke the camel's back for me. I'm not going to bother with Radwanska any more, frankly. Yes, I yearned for someone who could hit angles and drop shots and lobs and construct points, but Kvitova does most of that and more... To go from 4-1 up to 4-5 when you've had at least deuce in half those games and lost each one that you had deuce in, that is beyond headcase and into hopeless.

No, I don't trust her to win a set from 5-2 up yet either.

Should add, Woz obviously had wrist problems which explains the collapse. She failed to hold serve in the last set.

Kvitova lost to Li from 6-1 3-1 up. Li played damn well in the third set to win it 6-2 but the second set was Peak Shitova.

Radwanska now exposing Azarenka for the brainless dolt she is. She has the crowd completely on her side. Azarenka has, what, a good backhand, and every other aspect of her game is massively massively overrated.

Oh Petra. A loss isn't awful, Li matches up well against her and knows it (see RG last year), a meltdown loss is more worrying. Still, good that she gets a bit of rest pre-AO.

Robson beat Oudin in AO qualies...she was up 6-3, *5-0 40-0 and then somehow Oudin had a point to get back to 5-5, lol. It took her 11 (!) MPs but luckily for Robson's sanity she crawled over the finishing line. I should prob start the AO thread.

Yes please! Azarenka eventually overcame Radwanska but the scoreline is.. deceptive. Radwanska was absolutely tired. The scheduling of Sydney is ridiculous. Women playing their quarters at night, then the semis the next day during the day before the men play the quarters. I know it's so the night sessions won't always be women or always men but they need a rethink. Big advantage for the women who played their semis during the day session.

AZARENKA CAN BASICALLY FUCK RIGHT OFF.

she is just AWFUL. she actually repels me on a really fundamental level.

like, i'll watch serena/kim play and appreciate their tennis even while vociferously cheering against them, you know? but with azarenka it's just an incredibly unpleasant experience watching her.

OTM. I tried watching the rebroadcast of her semi yesterday (yay working from home) and couldn't, even when she was getting destroyed in the first set.

https://twitpic.com/show/large/8g630j

<3

FINALLY on youtube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLic-eiO5_8

huber is the worst

she really is.

Love Vesnina throwing a fit though - "What is wrong with the umpires at the australian open?!". And right at the end "We won that match like THREE times!" lol girl, I feel you.

really would surprise me to see many players admit to a double bounce down match point though

Youtube bringing the amazingness (also, Tennis Australia are such cunts about pulling down videos of the Open and they can fuck themselves) further here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cfi_QrRwzg

Su-Wei Hsieh is in her first WTA QF since 2001 in Pattaya this week. She made the SF and QF of her first two WTA events EVER, after going unbeaten in the ITFs, and I remember thinking that with results like that she was surely going to be a future top 10 player. Then, nothing for ELEVEN YEARS.

su-wei in the semis is a nice story

lmao maria. 4-6 4-6 vs kerber? how does that happen?

turned off bartoli vs vinci at 2-5 in the 3rd, now marion leads 6-5. and vinci's only one two points since then apparently. lolz.

vinci saves a MP with a backhand DTL passing shot. tiebreak. lol @ this

can we talk for a second about how the US is leading Switzerland 2-0 in Davis Cup

Fish beat Wawrkina in 5 and Isner beat Federer in 4

let me repeat that: ISNER BEAT FED IN 4

marion wins from a set down, 4-1 down in the 2nd and 5-2 down in the 3rd.