2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

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fyi I had the phrase "white person" in my head as I was typing but apparently it didn't make it all the way to my fingers

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

my horrible, racist fingers ;_;

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:53 (fourteen years ago)

Rick Santorum is a bumblr white

Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Friday, 6 January 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

a white casting it at Obama

But my family all support Obama. Why would we do this?

Do you know what the secret of comity is? (Michael White), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

a white casting it at Obama in terms of race is a bald statement that he is not acting like a black person should and is unambiguously racist

Would it still be a racist statement if it was made by a black person though? I could imagine someone saying, "We as black people should be especially sensitive to human rights issues", and I don't think anyone would consider that racist. So is the offensive part presuming to speak about another group?

o. nate, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

I find it somewhat upsetting that you have to ask that question because, as a minority in the US, it is very obvious to me.

You are also likely missing out the US right subtext of describing modern abortion as a tool used by the racist left to control the population of poor urban black people.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

it's like what aero pointed out up there, santorum has the problem of deeply believing in all the half-assed justifications the right has come up with for its positions over the years, and then stating them in a way that would make a comment box troll take a second edit.

they've traded around the idea that the anti-abortion fight is just like the civil rights or anti-slavery fight, and that planned parenthood was founded with some queasy racist-eugenicist ideas about poverty that it is still trying to carry out in the present. out of santorum's mouth it comes out HIM BLACK WHY HIM NO CARE OF BLACK FETUS

they've also flipped from nakedly protecting the privileges of whites to arguing sideways that public sector redistribution has made poor people dependent and weak, and again he can barely say anything on this except I BLIEVE IN U WORK HARD LAZY NEGROS

(exactly how these two things are supposed to work in tandem is another thing...)

goole, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

Sorry, I wasn't trying to argue the point, just trying to clarify things in my own mind. There's so many bizarre elements in that Santorum statement I was just trying to unpack them a bit. I know there's a context in the US by pro-life groups to try to make a racial issue out of abortion, in a way that rightly raises some hackles.

xp

o. nate, Friday, 6 January 2012 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

hahahaha goole is so OTM

no worries dude, obv I am Touchy McToucherson in these conversations at times

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Friday, 6 January 2012 21:53 (fourteen years ago)

No problem, I could have phrased my post a bit better. I second the OTM of Goole's post. When Santorum (and Gingrich and others) say things like that, I wonder who their real audience is. Are they really trying to persuade blacks with those kind of half-baked, condescending platitudes, or are they actually just scoring points with their mostly white, conservative audience by tweaking the rules of liberal media decorum?

o. nate, Friday, 6 January 2012 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

theres something so gross about santorum invoking slavery & the history of black america with this kind of authority like he has *any clue*

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

its like that fucking forbes article "If I Was a Poor Black Kid"

max, Friday, 6 January 2012 22:07 (fourteen years ago)

Eh, first time I watched it I even didn't hear it, and I thought it was the wrong clip. Second time, after finding out where it is, I spotted it. I think the first time through I thought he said "making alot of people's lives better".

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 January 2012 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

Not that the dick deserves a defense, but I think I follow his logic. If I was anti-abortion because I believe fetuses are people, and people have rights or civil liberties or whatever, then I would be angry that someone wanted to take away their civil liberties, particularly someone of African descent, who should know a thing or two about having your civil liberties curtailed. Still takes some massive balls and smug boneheadedness to even imply that someone of African descent need be reminded of this.

It's sort of akin to this notion that his freedom of religion is being impinged upon by people thwarting his desire to impose religion-based laws that would limit the rights of others.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

what's he doing with his right hand

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 6, 2012 8:38 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

killing a baby

― The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, January 6, 2012 8:41 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I lol'd so fucking hard at this, thank you both

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 6 January 2012 22:39 (fourteen years ago)

It's in the Bible:

And Judah said unto Onan, Go in unto thy brother's wife, and marry her, and raise up seed to thy brother. And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother.

Rick just followin' the Bible here.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 6 January 2012 22:48 (fourteen years ago)

santorum is pure evil, but i sort of hope his campaign makes some hay if only to continue the shitshow of the republican party 2012. i doubt even as bad as american is we would elect a borderline insane dork that doesn't even believe in jacking off.

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 January 2012 22:54 (fourteen years ago)

this is some next level shittiness

The Silent Extreme (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:08 (fourteen years ago)

how does santorum feel about vasectomies/tubal ligations? (srsly)

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:12 (fourteen years ago)

how do you even get through life saying the shit he says, it is mindblowing

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:16 (fourteen years ago)

this is just a full on battle to see who can be the most racist now

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:17 (fourteen years ago)

why the fuck are ron paul people attacking jon huntsman

iatee, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

do they want to steal his .5% support

iatee, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:19 (fourteen years ago)

ron paul people think this is a ploy by the huntsman campaign to siphon votes off of ron paul

you got to give it up to these people, they bring the lols

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

You people know what is really sad about Jon attacking Ron??? Many Paul supporters including myself really liked Jon and would have voted for him if he became the strongest candidate! Not now, you just alienated a lot of smart motivated people!!!
AliceInWonderlandSyn 2 minutes ago 4

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:20 (fourteen years ago)

the article makes that clear but just in case people are scanning and not really paying attention:

the video was made by some deranged ron paul supporter, not the actual ron paul campaign

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

yeah but the actual ron paul campaign was zinging huntsman on twitter iirc

iatee, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

that probably set off one of the crazies

iatee, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:21 (fourteen years ago)

how does santorum feel about vasectomies/tubal ligations? (srsly)

Rick Santorum allies himself with Quiverfull types i.e. he is openly against contraception.

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:23 (fourteen years ago)

xpost oh, i see. i'd like to get a transcription of what Huntsman is saying in the video. there's a part near the end where it says "What exactly does Huntsman stand for?", followed by a clip of Huntsman speaking in Chinese to a camera, and although almost zero Chinese, i do recognize that he's saying the word "America" or "Americans" several times in the clip. it's like...uh..he appears to be representing america...in his role as the ambassador to china...

your pain is probably equal (Z S), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:25 (fourteen years ago)

Memo to Santorum: if you're going to misspeak, go nuts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WEdrdoz8Z4

clemenza, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:40 (fourteen years ago)

"the video was made by some deranged ron paul supporter, not the actual ron paul campaign"

this ad is so over the top i pretty much believe this, but there is a long tradition of unofficial "supporters" being used as proxy bulldogs to inflict damage the real campaign pretends to abhor but is happy to take advantage of

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:56 (fourteen years ago)

and in some cases the campaign actually orchestrates cf swiftboaters for truth etc etfc

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:57 (fourteen years ago)

free speech whaddya gonna do ¯\(º o)/¯

mookieproof, Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

ok when mccain doubles over and makes a funny noise in that clip I lose my fucking shit

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Saturday, 7 January 2012 00:59 (fourteen years ago)

it's like he's suddenly tussling for a chew toy with somebody in the front row!

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 7 January 2012 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

there is a long tradition of unofficial "supporters" being used as proxy bulldogs

hence that George Clooney "Obama has been a triumphant success, I am disappointed in the disappointed" interview couple weeks ago

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 7 January 2012 02:07 (fourteen years ago)

Santorum speaks to NH college audience, turns into prissy tantrum-throwing foot stomper: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71176.html

Santorum then attacked President Obama for believing in government by “the top down.”
“We declared independence from a king who believed in government from the top down,” Santorum said, “a king who ruled by divine right, a right he believed given to him by God.”
Some kids looked at each other as if to ask: Is this going to be on the final?
“The right to life is a controversy these days,” Santorum said, adding in a mocking tone: “ ‘What are you doing in my bedroom?’ Well, the right to life has nothing to do with the bedroom!”
While everyone was grappling with that, Santorum explained that when the Declaration of Independence promised life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, it did not mean happiness as we know it today.
“Happiness is not enjoyment or pleasure,” Santorum said. “Happiness means to do the right thing. To do not what we want to do, but what we ought to do.”
Santorum also attacked the American education system “Why do we concentrate on what George Washington did wrong?” he asked. “He had slaves. If that’s all you’ve learned, you haven’t learned the great things he’s done.”

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0112/71176.html#ixzz1ijrXWjeZ

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Saturday, 7 January 2012 03:16 (fourteen years ago)

^^ This man (RS) has been devoured by a catholic theologian.

Aimless, Saturday, 7 January 2012 03:21 (fourteen years ago)

Hoooly crap... keep it classy Dr. Paul!

Frobisher (Viceroy), Saturday, 7 January 2012 03:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.newt.org/notromney

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 January 2012 06:16 (fourteen years ago)

hence that George Clooney "Obama has been a triumphant success, I am disappointed in the disappointed" interview couple weeks ago

I missed this. That's kinda depressing; I'd have guessed based on the pretty-meh Ides that he was at least cognizant of Bam's average-politico nature. But I guess that was giving him too much credit.

Simon H., Saturday, 7 January 2012 06:40 (fourteen years ago)

When are you guys going to start calling Romney "Rom"?

Nicole, Saturday, 7 January 2012 12:59 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/toys/rom/romwithboxbig.jpg

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Saturday, 7 January 2012 13:09 (fourteen years ago)

That seems more appropriate than a ny post concocted nickname!

Nicole, Saturday, 7 January 2012 13:28 (fourteen years ago)

“Why do we concentrate on what George Washington did wrong?” he asked. “He had slaves. If that’s all you’ve learned, you haven’t learned the great things he’s done.”

this is pretty far out imo, i mean obviously there is a sound objection to the way he's thinking but it is one of those telling things to be outraged by. particularly if you are embroiled in racism controversies.

quick brown fox triangle (schlump), Saturday, 7 January 2012 13:30 (fourteen years ago)

registering my lols @ the anti-huntsman ad

bob loblaw people (dayo), Saturday, 7 January 2012 13:35 (fourteen years ago)

Reporting from Manchester, N.H.— For the second time in as many days, Rick Santorum waded into the issue of gay marriage, suggesting it was so important for children to have both a father and mother that an imprisoned father was preferable to a same-sex parent.

Citing the work of one anti-poverty expert, Santorum said, "He found that even fathers in jail who had abandoned their kids were still better than no father at all to have in their children's lives."

Allowing gays to marry and raise children, Santorum said, amounts to "robbing children of something they need, they deserve, they have a right to. You may rationalize that that isn't true, but in your own life and in your own heart, you know it's true."

The Santorum Surge will soon be over as quickly as it began.

i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Saturday, 7 January 2012 14:38 (fourteen years ago)

You may rationalize that that isn't true, but in your own life and in your own heart, you know it's true."

1 of the most awkwardly worded "AMIRITES?" ive ever seen

oneohtrix and park (m bison), Saturday, 7 January 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

in your own life and in your own heart, you know it's true

He's just channeling Barry Goldwater.

clemenza, Saturday, 7 January 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)


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