Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

It was in a little place called Clowne. I asked for a can of lilt. They looked baffled and kept saying 'akanalil?' to me. They had plenty of it in the fridge behind them. I appreciate it's probably extremely rare for someone from down south to venture into their bakery, but I don't think I have an impenetrable accent. Surely they watch TV?

Were they dazzled by your pearly suit?

I did have mouthful of jellied eels, tbf.

I had to google lilt to have any idea what you f***ers were talking about.

and sold in the Seychelles, United Kingdom, Gibraltar and Republic of Ireland only.

Bah!

now you have an excuse to go to the Seychelles

^^ story of my day, too. And cosign on the Bah!

xp

Common Market letting you guys down badly here

deprived of the Lilt-man, shameful.

akanalil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=BBJmw6ke17c&NR=1

I was gonna say no Lilt in Chicago either, however we have many many Mexican sodas to choose from -- Sidral Mundet ftw

lilt. tot-ally tropical. lobsters on south beach. beer can.

NBS in Clowne, caught on film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A_021cajac

I was trying to find that clip

I did go into a tailor in London once, when my jacket or trousers needed fastening, and had a conversation like so:

"have you got a pin I could have please?"
"you want a pen?"
"no no, a pin"
"ah right, you're looking for a pin"
"yes"
*reaches into pocket, produces pen*
"why would you come in here to buy a pen?"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/06/article-0-0F5B0FF400000578-31_468x645.jpg

2209: In what may be a record, Manchester United and Wayne Rooney have issued a statement in which they have described a newspaper report that the England striker is about to leave the club as "nonsense". That was very fast work at Old Trafford.

2207: Frank Lampard to leave Chelsea, Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United? This month's transfer rumours have certainly started in a big way. It's hard to imagine him leaving Old Trafford before the end of the season, but stranger things have happened. Where would he go?

2157: Some news from tomorrow's newspapers to bring you here, as the Independent reckon that Sir Alex Ferguson is ready to let Wayne Rooney leave Manchester United due to a breakdown in their relationship. That would be massive.

Roo-d riddance, roo-re going nowhere, etc. etc. etc.

end of the roo-d

gtwpfo

Roo'd have thought

Liverpool have been thrust into another race hate row, after a fan was arrested on suspicion of racially abusing Oldham player Tom Adeyemi.

The incident occurred towards the end of the FA Cup tie, when a fan screamed abuse at the young full back, and visibly upset, he turned to confront the man.

Adeyemi was visibly upset, and seemed to be in tears. Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard moved across to the corner of the ground where the incident occurred, and comforted the 20 year old.

Eye witnesses saw two fans wearing Luis Suarez t-shirts, and heard one of them clearly shout "You f***ing black b***ard".

Police immediately moved in to restrain the two suspects, and later confirmed arrests had been made.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-new-racism-row-Fan-arrested-on-suspicion-of-abusing-black-Oldham-player-Tom-Adeyemi-article849913.html

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Well that's just excellent, well done everyone.

"You f***ing black b***ard".

You f***ing blind b***ard, surely

Who could have possibly thought Suarez would behave badly after behaving badly in Holland and setting the wrong example in England?

http://www.liverpool-kop.com/2012/01/breaking-news-oldham-player-in-tears-at.html

To be honest, there is so much anger about how Suarez has been treated by all these politically correct nobodies coming out and accusing Liverpool and Dalgish of this and that, I couldn't give a shit. I grew up on the banks of the Mersey, I'm a pure working class and I don't have time for all these liberal idiots. It's the FA's fault for lying. Have you been reading the Daily Mail all week?
...
I'm not suggesting the Oldham lad deserved it but if he was racially abused then it goes to show you that it doesn't really exist any more as he was shocked. So all this rubbish about racisim in football is just rubbish. Stoked up by idiots like Jason Roberts.
I live away from Liverpool now and constantly hear Scouse 'jokes'. Is that not a form of racism?

Tell us more about the Iniesta wine, this is too depressing.

Well, if you want a laugh, one of the other rumours going around is that Scholes is coming back for United

That's not funny, it would improve you.

If we could somehow sign Scholes and Lampard from a few years ago, that would be great. Scholes retired at the right time, or perhaps a season too late (as opposed to Gary Neville who was definitely several seasons too late) - I'd be surprised if he'd be better now. Lampard... well, even though everything seems wrong about it, I could actually see it being a useful short term fix. If Chelsea lent him to us for a couple of months and paid half his wages. Like that's going to happen.

Beckham over Scholes imo

Might as well get Butt and Keane while we're at it.

Tell us more about the Iniesta wine, this is too depressing.

― Ismael Klata, Friday, January 6, 2012 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:-D

You've been drinking it all night haven't you?

Tastes great? That's something in today's world right?

xp, yes, yes I have :-/

I grew up on the banks of the Mersey, I'm a pure working class and I don't have time for all these liberal idiots. It's the FA's fault for lying. Have you been reading the Daily Mail all week?
I grew up on the banks of the Mersey, I'm a pure working class and I don't have time for all these liberal idiots. It's the FA's fault for lying. Have you been reading the Daily Mail all week?
I grew up on the banks of the Mersey, I'm a pure working class and I don't have time for all these liberal idiots. It's the FA's fault for lying. Have you been reading the Daily Mail all week?

;_;

*pours another glass of Iniesta wine*

offical wine of Manchester Utd
http://limun.hr/UserDocsImages/Casillero-del-Diablo-2005.jpg

official even. I may have had some wine

That devil's wine is on perpetual sale here in Holland for 4 euros tbh. I wonder what Citeh's wine is?

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week1/16144126.jpg

It's actually pretty decent. Had it a few times before the sponsorship deal kicked in, then i swore off it

Roo ok?!... They aren't even trying anymore are they? That is an unworthy Mirror headline if I ever saw one.

NN, had no idea you were actually serious about it being ManU's wine tbh o_O

BELIEVE

I mean it's ok, but why is it ManU's wine? El diablo Fergie?

red devils

Rooney and that mediocre wine too, feeling for u bro <3

Don't worry i'm not drinking it and i'm off to a party! Of course i usually just end up talking about Rooney at these things anyway

my pic was robbie fowler in blackface btw

xp Nae mind NN, party hard tbh! As long as you don't Roo-in it with the girls at the party.