Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Traditional FA Cup thread title would involve a shout out to Tamworth or Fleetwood Town or someone.

FA Cup full of lilt 2012

Wait is it Fleetwood Town or Yeovil playing tomorrow?

'Wait is it Fleetwood Town or Yeovil playing tomorrow? - FA Cup Third Round & Onward 2012'

That'll do

That'll do

(erm - uncanny xpost)

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I goddamn missed the meaning of 'lilt' and feel so out of the loop now ;_;

I totally misread that and for a second thought Fleetwood Mac were in the FA Cup third round

lilt is not a meaning it is a totally tropical taste

Reggae Reggae Caribbean Crush or gtfo

its not made with levi roots's sauce is it?

Lilt is the business cos it's sparkling rather than fizzy but real heads will fondly sigh over a can of Ting

yo sharivari u r a generally cool guy w excellent hair iirc but boy i wil fuck u up in the worst way if this caribbean themed drinks war kicks off i need u to know that

dis ting

is delicious

The last time I can remember watching LFC on a Friday night we lost the League to Arsenal.

You didn't catch last week's game then?

Who did we play last Friday? Newcastle? I didn't see it no, but I must admit I forgot that was a Friday.

I tried to buy a can of lilt from a shop, possibly a baker's, in 1991, while cycling from Lincoln to Edale in the Peak District.

They made a thing in the commentary last week of it being the first Friday night game at Anfield since the Michael Thomas one.

Wait, you *tried* to buy? What mishap ensued?

They couldn't understand what I was saying.

Known in my house as the 'Barnes needlessly goes for goal when he should just waste time in the corner' one.
xxp

It was in a little place called Clowne. I asked for a can of lilt. They looked baffled and kept saying 'akanalil?' to me. They had plenty of it in the fridge behind them. I appreciate it's probably extremely rare for someone from down south to venture into their bakery, but I don't think I have an impenetrable accent. Surely they watch TV?

Were they dazzled by your pearly suit?

I did have mouthful of jellied eels, tbf.

I had to google lilt to have any idea what you f***ers were talking about.

and sold in the Seychelles, United Kingdom, Gibraltar and Republic of Ireland only.

Bah!

now you have an excuse to go to the Seychelles

^^ story of my day, too. And cosign on the Bah!

xp

Common Market letting you guys down badly here

deprived of the Lilt-man, shameful.

akanalil:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=BBJmw6ke17c&NR=1

I was gonna say no Lilt in Chicago either, however we have many many Mexican sodas to choose from -- Sidral Mundet ftw

lilt. tot-ally tropical. lobsters on south beach. beer can.

NBS in Clowne, caught on film: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6A_021cajac

I was trying to find that clip

I did go into a tailor in London once, when my jacket or trousers needed fastening, and had a conversation like so:

"have you got a pin I could have please?"
"you want a pen?"
"no no, a pin"
"ah right, you're looking for a pin"
"yes"
*reaches into pocket, produces pen*
"why would you come in here to buy a pen?"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/01/06/article-0-0F5B0FF400000578-31_468x645.jpg

2209: In what may be a record, Manchester United and Wayne Rooney have issued a statement in which they have described a newspaper report that the England striker is about to leave the club as "nonsense". That was very fast work at Old Trafford.

2207: Frank Lampard to leave Chelsea, Wayne Rooney to leave Manchester United? This month's transfer rumours have certainly started in a big way. It's hard to imagine him leaving Old Trafford before the end of the season, but stranger things have happened. Where would he go?

2157: Some news from tomorrow's newspapers to bring you here, as the Independent reckon that Sir Alex Ferguson is ready to let Wayne Rooney leave Manchester United due to a breakdown in their relationship. That would be massive.

Roo-d riddance, roo-re going nowhere, etc. etc. etc.

end of the roo-d

gtwpfo

Roo'd have thought

Liverpool have been thrust into another race hate row, after a fan was arrested on suspicion of racially abusing Oldham player Tom Adeyemi.

The incident occurred towards the end of the FA Cup tie, when a fan screamed abuse at the young full back, and visibly upset, he turned to confront the man.

Adeyemi was visibly upset, and seemed to be in tears. Liverpool skipper Steven Gerrard moved across to the corner of the ground where the incident occurred, and comforted the 20 year old.

Eye witnesses saw two fans wearing Luis Suarez t-shirts, and heard one of them clearly shout "You f***ing black b***ard".

Police immediately moved in to restrain the two suspects, and later confirmed arrests had been made.

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Liverpool-new-racism-row-Fan-arrested-on-suspicion-of-abusing-black-Oldham-player-Tom-Adeyemi-article849913.html

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Well that's just excellent, well done everyone.

"You f***ing black b***ard".

You f***ing blind b***ard, surely

Who could have possibly thought Suarez would behave badly after behaving badly in Holland and setting the wrong example in England?

http://www.liverpool-kop.com/2012/01/breaking-news-oldham-player-in-tears-at.html

To be honest, there is so much anger about how Suarez has been treated by all these politically correct nobodies coming out and accusing Liverpool and Dalgish of this and that, I couldn't give a shit. I grew up on the banks of the Mersey, I'm a pure working class and I don't have time for all these liberal idiots. It's the FA's fault for lying. Have you been reading the Daily Mail all week?
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I'm not suggesting the Oldham lad deserved it but if he was racially abused then it goes to show you that it doesn't really exist any more as he was shocked. So all this rubbish about racisim in football is just rubbish. Stoked up by idiots like Jason Roberts.
I live away from Liverpool now and constantly hear Scouse 'jokes'. Is that not a form of racism?