Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

looking forward to a Carrick/Lampard CB pairing tbh

http://cprfc.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/lampard.jpg

Giggs should never start another game in centre mid.

darragh thank u u've just made me feel great about my weight

yeah , it would be more for my own amusement tbh
xp

you just know what he's thinking there rrrichaaard he's thinking i've got to score there he'll be disappointed not to have scored there a player of his quality

http://www.irishtimes.com/sports/soccer/2012/0105/1224309881511.html

otm

Rafa 'arry says he needs just one or two more signings to win the title.

Adebayor, another right winger, another left back, and morph gallas & king into one CB of that class who's gonna be fit.

saw a Samba + Hoillet rumour earlier

samba added to dawson bassong khumalo king gallas kaboul

i dunno like

hoillet- cuts in a lot from the left, shoots a lot

i dunno like

samba at tottenham would be two months of 'immense' 'collossus' 'titan at the back' before the commentariat tacitly agree he can't really play football and he's quietly shelved next to bassong, khumalo, kranjcar, pienaar etc

i'm a great believer in pairing centre halves into 'lumper'/'classy', strikeforces into 'poacher'/'big man' and corporal punishment

In September 2011, Hoilett expressed interest to play for Canada. His father intervened as he believes Jamaica has potential for more endorsements.

1) lilt

vs sippin on some (maple) sizzurp

damn, now i want a lilt

ya srsly

http://pics.livejournal.com/kirisutogomen/pic/0001qxwy/s640x480

So apparently Liverpool are interested in Gomis, and Bent to Liverpool aint happening.

bent to lfc wouldn't have worked anyway tbh, he struggles at a team that holds possession

we should start a transfer rumour guys. Who's got twitter traction?

ok, how bouttt...lampard to utd??

how about torres to utd?

Rooney - Carroll swap deal

gomis is a fairly talented player

shot

hmmm what's a good rumour

Carroll to spurs cutprice has ring of truth to it

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Robbie-Savage-nude-Stricly-Come-Dancing-star-poses-naked-for-Cosmpolitan-magazine-article849575.html

i was ever so tempted to disguise the url but I thought id be nice

what kind of disgusting savage etc etc

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xF6Fs-uNO9U/TwXXQF3acmI/AAAAAAAAC2c/G61j0Spou5k/s400/NewcastleArabLook.jpg

Harry Redknapp has vented his anger at his Spurs players for following the latest Premier League trend of cutting up their socks.

The Tottenham boss is furious that his players continually cut the feet off their socks and use tape to cover up their handiwork.

Redknapp blew his top in the dressing room after getting frustrated at the bizarre practice.

Players are cutting up their socks and, instead, use short tennis ones, with supposedly better traction, to get more of a grip in their hi-tech boots.

That explains why so many Premier League players are now using tape to cover up their secret.

5 CLUES TO DISCOVER IF YOUR CHILD IS A SOCK-CUTTER

I've read that article twice and I still don't understand exactly what players are doing. Are they wearing tennis socks then taping their kit socks on to the top? Why don't they just get the kit people to make their socks as they want them, rather than cobbling socks together?

I also lolled at Arsenal’s Robin van Persie and Aaron Ramsey and Manchester City keeper Joe Hart often have rolls of tape around their socks.

They're wearing tennis socks, with their modified club socks basically as leg-warmers. Makes practical AND fashion sense imo. Why Redknapp should have blown his top is the real mystery here.

taking backhanders from Puma

i'd imagine there's some level of financial consideration for the club, yeah

In wearing the foot part of the sock? Top draftsmanship by Puma lawyers if so.

This is a bit like Martina Navratilova getting freaked out by this young German kid called Steffi, starting to use the same racket as her (Dunlop Max 200G), but stencilling the Yonex logo on the strings as if she hadn't switched gear.

Chelsea midfielder Frank Lampard will not join Manchester United according to manager Sir Alex Ferguson.

Lampard has been linked with a surprise move to United but Ferguson is not expecting to sign any players in the January transfer window.

He said: "Do you really believe that? There is no foundation to it. We won't get the players that we would like.

"What can you get in January? What do you do? Do you take a second-rate player? No, of course you don't."

if i were organising the legals for my sock to be part of an epl kit, you're feckin right i'd have it that it was the only permitted sock allowed. No point else.

Now is Lampard a player he likes who he can't get? Or a second rate player he doesn't want? AVB knows.

i think the former

It's Fergie so he'll be thinking the former and implying the latter

haha

http://www.arsenal.com/assets/_files/images/dec_11/gun__1325282363_Henry9.jpg

lol at you guys actually treating a daily mail rumour about bloody fatty lamps going to utd

I know he makes you happy and all, but has anyone checked whether he can still do stuff?

Henry that is, we know Lampard can still take a penalty.