what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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you guys are acting like you've NEVER done it on your roommate's couch before.

in fact, i think I may have done it on my roommate's bed before.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

I am changing my name in honor of this thread.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

YEARRRGHHH

― ASTROG! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

"give the guy a break."

Aw, he can go buy a used one at Value Village for 50 cents like the rest of us bohemians.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:34 (twenty-two years ago)

a break?

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

I LIKE NELLY

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

haha mandee otm

JUDGE NOT, FOR YE HAVE KNOWN ANOTHER WRONGLY UPON THE COUCH OF THINE NEIGHBOR PROBABLY

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

O. M. G. re: the cd selections of trucker hat. Nothing can touch this thread forever and ever amen.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

a hat.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:36 (twenty-two years ago)

um, mandee, maybe I'm just old fashioned, but while I've made out on other people's furniture before in their presence, I've had the decency to make absolutely sure the other folks weren't around before I fully did it on their bed... AND i helped clean up afterwards.

I'm down with O.P.F., now. Don't get me wrong. But there's responsibility involved. And Gear's roommate failed in that department. (although now that I think about it, perhaps had Gear not interrupted, they would have given the couch a full Lysol/steam cleaning treatment... yeah, Gear, what GIVES!.... heh heh teasing)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the astroglide might have looked better on top of the jimmy eat world cd :/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Wait, did we ever find out what the trucker hat said? PLEASE enlighten us, it HURTS.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, Mandee, the main issue is a) trucker hat, b) JEW, and c) Weezer.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:38 (twenty-two years ago)

d) ANAL SEX e) on Gear!'s couch!

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

oh so true, DB.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I think the astroglide might have looked better on top of the jimmy eat world cd :/

"Sweetness"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not bigger than this, not better - why can't you learn?

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:42 (twenty-two years ago)

It just takes some time, little girl you're in the middle of the ride --- LITERALLY.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"Salt Sweat...Sugar On The Ass-Couch"

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

"It just takes some time...little girl, you're in the middle of the ride...everything, everything will be ALLright ALLright."

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

the hat was maroon and said "Old English" on it

my roommate is currently listening to "Rock n Roll" by Ryan Adams, the musical poet of romantic ass sex!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:44 (twenty-two years ago)

An Old English hat! Good god.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:45 (twenty-two years ago)

"Note to Self:Don't Ass-Fuck on Your Roomie's Couch"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:46 (twenty-two years ago)

the hat was maroon and said "Old English" on it
my roommate is currently listening to "Rock n Roll" by Ryan Adams, the musical poet of romantic ass sex!

Yay! One more thing to shout out to Ryan Adams at his next concert!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Luckily for me, my roommate doesn't have a couch. It's a futon.
PS - I am not entirely serious, probably.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:49 (twenty-two years ago)

To Be Young (is to be high,is to be rimming on my roomie's new couch)

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:50 (twenty-two years ago)

"Note to Self:Don't Ass-Fuck on Your Roomie's Couch"
-- Donna Brown

I somehow read that as "Don't self ass-fuck on your roomie's couch"

― ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That too.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Facists!

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Who then is the musical poet of buggery-interruptus?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

"don't eat all my food, don't leave the door unlocked, don't take my cds without asking, don't assfuck on my couch" OH WHY WON'T YOU LET ME LIVE?!!?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Haha! I am trying to think of what a "facist" could be. (I know it was just a typo and stuff.)
x-post

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:53 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread has mentioned assspunk and cummy hinder and yet you can't think of what 'facist' could be?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:55 (twenty-two years ago)

'Who then is the musical poet of buggery-interruptus?'

Butthole Surfers?

― ..., Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I have had a long day. Tell me what a facist is.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

quoting my favorite obscure song: "got a place in the hole"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

Or maybe that describes everyone on this thread. (x-post)

― .., Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:57 (twenty-two years ago)

GIVIN' HER THE OLD ENGLISH

― ASTROG! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

you sure it wasn't a Peterbilt hat?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:00 (twenty-two years ago)

TELL ME.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

http://store6.yimg.com/I/plushliving_1789_6820269.gif

???

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Mack Truck (for Doggy-style)

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:01 (twenty-two years ago)

This has been running through my head for the last hour:

We've been here too long
Tryin' to get along
Pretendin' that you're oh so shy
I'm a natural ma'am
Doin' all I can
My temperature is runnin' high

Cry at night
No one in sight
An' we got so much to share
Talking's fine
If you got the time
But I ain't got the time to spare
Yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah

Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Every girl an' boy
Needs a little joy
All you do is sit an' stare
Beggin' on my knees
Baby, won't you please
Run your fingers through my hair

My, my, my
Whiskey and rye
Don't it make you feel so fine
Right or wrong
Don't it turn you on
Can't you see we're wastin' time, yeah

Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch (Yeah)
Do you wanna touch me there, where
There, yeah

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmm. Which one of us took the hat home that night?

― bnw (bnw), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

I used to have a peterbilt belt buckle. But my dad owned a peterbilt truck SO IT WAS ACCEPTABLE.

― mandee, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"BJ and the Bear"

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:07 (twenty-two years ago)

This thread is the most all-ILXors together thread ever! It's like we've ALL had anal sex with EVERYONE on this bitch!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

50 cents says this whole thing is MADE UP

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Mandee, you should go on AIM. I am bored. Also, I love your dad.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Is anyone else doubting that this actually took place? I mean, everything is just *too* perfect. Gear, I don't know if I respect you more or less if you're making it up...

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

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