― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 04:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― Captain Obvious, Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:37 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:42 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:44 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:52 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:53 (nineteen years ago) link
Keep it up!
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:12 (nineteen years ago) link
"I love women, you know? I mean, my mother's a woman and so is my wife. So I've learned to love them."-Bill Cosby
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:38 (nineteen years ago) link
i would have eatenthe vagthat was inyour panties
but when I sawyou were probablystoringnachos in there
forgive meI was so nauseousso putridand clammy.
LYSOL DOUCHE
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 06:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:42 (nineteen years ago) link
Dirty pillowsAre OKIf you stirYour curds & wheyLYSOL DOUCHE
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:48 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Does your loverGag and coughBecause you stinkOf Hasselhoff?LYSOL DOUCHE
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 07:54 (nineteen years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link
The Ass divides as with a Comb - (A drooping shaft is seen) -And then it drips down at your feet And oozes further on -
He likes a Boggy AcreA Floor too cool for Corn - Yet when a Boy, and Barefoot - I more than once at NoonHave passed, I thought, a CatfishEroding in the SunWhen stooping to secure itIt scurried, and was gone -
Several of Venus' CrittersI know, and they know me - I feel for them a transportOf Cordiality -
Yet never met this FellowAttended, or aloneWithout a tighter breathingAnd Zero urge to Bone - LYSOL DOUCHE
― Douglas (Douglas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 09:09 (nineteen years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Sunday, 23 January 2005 11:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 13:45 (nineteen years ago) link
I'm 35 and I only learned how to give good head three days ago. The trick is to alternate between smacking the clitoris around and ignoring it for long stretches - like a cop breaking the spirit of a prisoner who's just killed his best mate. I learned it from a magazine article - written by a man who knew what he was talking about. Cosmopolitan has never been any bloody help.
-- colin s barrow (colinsbarro...), June 7th, 2003 8:34 PM. (later)------------------------------------------------------------------------
u&k re technique finesse: has the prisoner killed the cop's best mate or his own best mate?
-- mark s (mar...), June 7th, 2003 9:07 PM. (later)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 23 January 2005 14:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Sunday, 23 January 2005 16:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link
did you pooin your smoohow could you not knew?
Such a stinkand I thinka chink in my ardor
Scrub it outI really doubtI could get less harderLYSOL DOUCHE
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 23 January 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 01:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 24 January 2005 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― ade (Adrian Langston), Monday, 24 January 2005 09:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 24 January 2005 15:43 (nineteen years ago) link