Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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http://www.surrealfootball.com/2012/01/04/inverting-the-pyramid-what-next/

this is kinda funny

fuelled by a heady mix of absinthe, angry hookers and Serginho DVDs played backwards (“Through the haze, it seemed as if the big man were playing a series of exquisite first-touch flicks to his team mates from wild passes thrown at him by members of the crowd,” says the author)

― boxall, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

Fergie not denying that De Gea's been dropped. Interesting

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

i thought he'd say de gea isn't used to playing thru christmas/ny

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

the sky comparison is a bit specious given that lindegaard has been playing vs some v little fish

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

cold, wet Wednesday in Newcastle tbf

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

and yeah, agree about those stats. Lindegaard has impressed me though, and he gives good interviews.

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

they will not have liked it up em, they will have have thought

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

also dwight yorke's suit doesn't look particularly noteworthy? think ferguson might have polished off a bottle of sthing on the coach

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

think it was a bit rumpled or something? Dwight always gives off this weird fan vibe

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:47 (fourteen years ago)

<3 dwight, typical laid back charmer like all these caribbean lads, u just want to cast him in a totally not clichéd or racist rum or soft drink commercial

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

'he's gone through the ramadan like'

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)

sippin on some syrup

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

he'll be wanting to 'chop and screw' united's back shift backline tonight

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

*makeshift*

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

Are Sky/BBC contractually obliged to call it the Sports Direct Arena?

― Back Shift Backline (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

yes

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)

i thought it was the sportsdirect.COM arena but seemingly not, it's either SDA /or/ sportsdirec.om @ st james park

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)

i will 4ever resent this diminishing of the hypnotic assortment of ponytails, taches, mullets, mercenarys and cunts that is newcastle 2010.

― r|t|c, Sunday, August 22, 2010 10:34 PM (1 year ago)

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:13 (fourteen years ago)

awesome buildup squandered by twp

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)

rio's right foot tripped ba

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

eh tbf ferdinand's foot is there and ba's almost scissored around it

oh yes!

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

― boxall, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)

that is a beaut

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

sports *direct*

― boxall, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

vv good game so far

twp is the weakest player on the pitch so far imo, carrick looking excellent tho

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

Great goal, tbf

― Back Shift Backline (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

wow

― gorge sears (cozen), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

raising a glass of sizzurp to ba

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:35 (fourteen years ago)

black & white drank

― gorge sears (cozen), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

i've not been around for the firsty 40min, is the second half worth tuning in for?

― I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

id guess so

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)

could always watch barca vs lj faves osasuna tho

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)

santon will not have been delighted by it up him

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

nufc are a lot closer to liverpool than to any of the shite beneath them

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:49 (fourteen years ago)

smh at twp but it's the fact that Nani isn't firing that's really hurting us. Proper game though.

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:51 (fourteen years ago)

anyone watching everton/bolton? wondering how old Lando is getting along

― bomb.gif (dan m), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

Craig in Aberdeen on text: "Berbatov's hold-up play and distribution is world class, rarely puts a pass wrong. Top quality."

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

Not watching but from reading text updates it sounds like he's been their biggest threat (xp).

― boxall, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

dwight yorke is full o shite

― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

hes wrong on this

― jhøshea nrq (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:58 (fourteen years ago)

berbatov is playing?

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

at least Rooney has distinguished himself in his awfulness

― Number None, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:59 (fourteen years ago)

'arry is gonna bid £25m for Ba isn't he?

― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:00 (fourteen years ago)

Anonymous on text: "DEMBA - BA! OOHH DEMBA DEMBA - DEMBA BA! (To the tune of Byker Grove)."

― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:03 (fourteen years ago)

Jones, you idiot

― Back Shift Backline (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:06 (fourteen years ago)

holy shit

― carpy deems (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

You have tried to insert a duplicate message.

― boxall, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

what a strike

― (Algerian Goalkeeper) Vs (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

fuuuuuuuuuuuck

― I am Newgod (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

Blimey

― Back Shift Backline (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)

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