old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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This seems like a good place for this picture of Vincent Price looking quite handsome:

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx4n89jF0S1qeaecxo1_500.jpg

They're coming to get you, (Jenny), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 13:37 (fourteen years ago)

Definitely.

Nicole, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 14:24 (fourteen years ago)

Also, everyone in this photo:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2561/3814350905_0e873033db_o.jpg

Nicole, Wednesday, 4 January 2012 20:52 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.austinchronicle.com/imager/b/feature/82873/abbd840e/xtra_feature-11161.jpeg
Possibly the only thing that made it possible for me to sit through The Chelsea Girls.

stop me before i eat again (j.lu), Wednesday, 4 January 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.karaoke-lyrics.net/img/artists/10836/whigfield-191924.jpg

carpy deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 January 2012 23:51 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://images-us-am.crackle.com/1/c/cl/3n4wb_tne.jpg?ts=201109172231

goole, Saturday, 24 March 2012 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

Dear George Gage, 17th Century Diplomat (spy?), agent and art dealer for Charles I, I would travel back to Rome in 1622 to have all the sex with you.

http://www.shafe.co.uk/crystal/images/lshafe/Van_Dyck_George_Gage_Looking_at_a_Statuette_1621-2.jpg

White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

ha, now who does that remind me of?

Number None, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:09 (fourteen years ago)

Thom Yorke in being a vampire shockah!

Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 22:25 (fourteen years ago)

timestamp 5:54 onwards is my reason why

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6H3QcpvcIrY

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

Emmylou Harris circa 1975-80

banjoboy, Tuesday, 27 March 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)

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Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:02 (fourteen years ago)

don't think i'll ever get over martha vickers in the big sleep

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phkCtrYfnGo

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:28 (fourteen years ago)

bootube

less of the same (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 00:30 (fourteen years ago)

Lol, all I had to do was glance the painting for George Gage for a couple of seconds, and I knew who made the post before even reading it.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 March 2012 08:17 (fourteen years ago)

Whut? He looks like a ginger Thom Yorke channelling Tilda Swinton in Orlando, WHAT IS NOT TO LOVE ABOUT THAT?!?!/ Are you trying to imply I have a ~type~ or something? ;-)

Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://content9.flixster.com/photo/11/93/52/11935227_ori.jpg

Martin LaSalle in Pickpocket. He'd be more than welcome to...dip into my purse.

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 March 2012 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://assets.nybooks.com/media/photo/2012/02/14/bell_1-030812_jpg_362x500_crop_q85.jpg

scandalous violet trefusis

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 March 2012 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://fuckyeahhistorycrushes.tumblr.com

mookieproof, Friday, 27 April 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

Lots of sex so not happening with John Ruskin.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:46 (fourteen years ago)

he would have dug vajazzling, he was born in the wrong age

goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 15:17 (fourteen years ago)

Nah, Ruskin would get some next-generation Japanese robot partner device, in the shape of a Greek statue and designed from the ground up to be hairless and uncomplicated.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 April 2012 16:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn1.janefonda.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/mugweb.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 3 May 2012 08:26 (fourteen years ago)

various inappropriate captions not to thread.

Mark G, Thursday, 3 May 2012 09:12 (fourteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/498533465_fbe0603161.jpg

second only to popcorn (or something), Friday, 17 August 2012 12:16 (thirteen years ago)

One of the advantages of being over 100 is that everybody is young in comparison. So I don't need a time machine, thank you very much. My favourite bulge-boggling celebrities, even when they're over the hill, are still fifty years younger than me.

What I won't stomach, though, is blubber. Nothing is guaranteed to turn my ardent fuck more quickly into an arid FAQ. Take Morrissey. How on earth can anyone become that lardy on a vegetarian diet? There's only one possible answer: buttered parsnips. All right, margarined parsnips in his case, so that the beautiful butter need not die.

But can you imagine approaching those celebrated lips, source of a million waspish stings, with a rose - in order to reproduce, for a frisky private photo session, those famous Life magazine photographs of Mishima in a loincloth - only to catch an acrid whiff of margarined parsnip and understand exactly why those "mad, mad lovers must pause and draw the line"? Wouldn't you fear that a single thorn from your rose would pop him like a balloon? And where is that loincloth, anyway? Don't say it's ridden up between two flabby folds of vegan buttock?

And yet it's this elephantine yodeling lout - more cake than coke, more Fattenburg than Battenburg, more Debenhams than debonair - who poses, starkers as the stork brought him, on his album sleeves, his cock in a sock. There's clearly much meat in humble pie, but I wouldn't poke that navvy with a jester cane.

Grampsy, Friday, 17 August 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)

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if i had a goat's cheese tostada i might cream myself a little (stevie), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Bedazzled shared this pic on fb today (in honor of, er, the anniversary of her passing).

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/551694_10151412288416632_2043978081_n.jpg

Jean Seberg=PURE SEX

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:11 (thirteen years ago)

Caroline Monroe in 1974

http://www.fantasyhottie.com/images/categories/100.jpg

Mirella D'Angelo in 1982

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/4058.gif

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 9 September 2012 00:24 (thirteen years ago)

In honor of the Who poll

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/6826517A-8CCA-45CF-9D48-EFAE9E2EBEA9-3516-000004FFC14AC369.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

Emmy Hennings, you are too good for that scoundrel Hugo Ball:
http://www.nicework.co.za/nice-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Picture-3.jpg

Sadly, as much as I'd like to dictate to her proletariat, neither Rosa Luxemburg or Dolores Ibárruri (La Passionara) are really doing it for me tonight.

A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down (Sanpaku), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)

http://beautiful-pics.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Keanu-Reeves-4.jpg

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:26 (thirteen years ago)

ok last one, huge crush on k. - so prettyy

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Books/Pix/pictures/2009/9/17/1253188489676/Franz-Kafka-001.jpg

wolves lacan, Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:34 (thirteen years ago)

young Delta Burke

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_CNPZ0JYfo5Y/SI_-dV_G23I/AAAAAAAACB8/UouPP0dSlxw/s400/Delta.jpg

va va voom!

Broney, Pt. 1 (Pillbox), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:22 (thirteen years ago)

i didn't know that jean seberg was dead, never mind so young and unpleasantly. :(

tubular, mondo, gnabry (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:21 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, she actually had a pretty shitty life for such an auspicous beginning.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:28 (thirteen years ago)

auspicious, even.

Instagrams of Lily on My Facebook Wall (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 September 2012 04:30 (thirteen years ago)

I think it's generally accepted that Gene Kelly was a bit of a hottie, but this picture OMG.
http://p.twimg.com/A1UDTHrCIAAkGWf.jpg

Madchen, Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:37 (thirteen years ago)

wolves lacan, you got good taste

*sad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Sunday, 9 September 2012 09:57 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.raf.almanet.dk/images/biobilleder/Ensslin_Gudrun1.jpg

my father will guide me up the stairs to bed (anagram), Sunday, 9 September 2012 10:29 (thirteen years ago)

54.

http://www.scgrandlodgeafm.org/pgm1900/Reid.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

53.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/aappleton218/classicmisc1/Actors01/reid32.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:36 (thirteen years ago)

52.

http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Dictionary/kittinger/DI29G2.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:39 (thirteen years ago)

51.

http://martinmilner.hollywood.com/Gidget1965.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:41 (thirteen years ago)

50.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0901/mlb.hall.of.fame.top.vote.getters/images/seaver-Iooss.jpg

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:13 (thirteen years ago)

49.

http://www.sluggermuseum.com/workspace/uploads/george_brett.jpg

Sorta funny how baseball still defines my idea of man-sexy even though I haven't followed the game in ages.

Michael Daddino, Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)

Melina Mercouri in the mid 60s

Stevolende, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)

oops

http://newspaper.li/static/cc725ad786d86d016f25d6bf7413f3cb.jpg

Michael B Higgins (Michael B), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:39 (thirteen years ago)


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