2012 republican presidential nominee III: can romney get santorum out of his hair?

yo, is the reason i can't just subscribe to jonathan chait's rss posts on ny mag but have to read that entire stupid blogs content bc they realize that if i could just subscribe to chait i wouldn't read the rest of the crap?

I like this:

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/slacktivist/2012/01/03/say-anything-to-take-us-out-of-this-gloom/

Especially the bits about how abortion is a subject using the same tactics and thinking that popped up during the satanic panic e.g. wild impossible unverifiable horrifying stories passed around by folks using them to backstop their own fucked belief systems, and no one is ever called on it.

Why I miss Herman Cain: he's on CNN tonight openly campaigning--not hinting, but listing his qualifications--for Secretary of Defense. Wild guess that Romney would pass.

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Hmmm...better check your calendar, iatee.

haha yeah I know

nobody cheat and vote after tonight

I'm thinking the poll will be swarmed by Ron Paul supporters after midnight.

wish i could remember who i voted for

You closet WGPHF, you.

idk what that means, but i assume that's an acronym of what i called you on sandbox?

Yes--wild gossipy political horserace fiend. I must wear those words like a Scarlett Letter for the rest of my life.

oh plz. you're proud :)

It was "wild" that hurt my feelings. If you'd called me a judiciously gossipy political horserace fiend--a JGPHF--I'd have printed up business cards.

mordy i made a yahoo pipe rss thingy for chait

it is neither perfect nor particularly timely, but possibly better than nothing

(the one i tried to make for nabisco works less well)

ur objection is that your political gossip taste is more discriminating than the average gossipy political horserace fiend? fine, conceded. JGPHF it is.

xp thank u mookieproof!

I need to master the intricacies of emoticons.

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Two witches and a bowling ball?

drowning in a shark-infested lake?

dingdingding ^^

Can you make it one of those little dancing gifs, with the Jaws theme overtop? That'd be cool.

Honestly, this is riveting. There's a lady in a green sweater counting out little green pieces of paper--"68, 69, 70, 71, 72"--and the CNN reporter explains what's happening: "She's finished counting, Wolf: 72."

It's almost cute:

Tagg Romney 08:58 PM ET
Just spoke in urbandale for my dad. Lots of support, felt great. Very different feel vs 2008!

Griffin Perry 08:58 PM ET
Just finished my caucus in Ankeny, IA. Lots of support and spoke between Paul and Thune. Hope I made @GovernorPerry proud!! Love you dad!

Your names are Tagg and Griffin, and the latter of you is not Griffin Dunne. Get fucked. (With each other, then see what happens.)

everyone get ready to google ron paul ive got a good feeling!

No human is named Tagg. There is no such person.

Good lord, look at this:

http://www.foxnews.com/on-air/hannity/sites/foxnews.com.on-air.hannity/files/images/040809_taggromney.jpg

I linked to this is another thread; he's real, and he's spectacular.

http://www.solameregroup.com/bio/item/1/

Not that Griffin is much better:

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/59/22/image_5122599.jpg

jamesoliphant Name of bar at Santorum hotel: "Loose Moose Saloon."

jamesoliphant Plenty of parking still available at Santorum event.

Mitt Romney -- younger, on 'roids, and a sodomite!

ivethirtyeight Nate Silver
Paul Hits 50 Percent on Intrade nyti.ms/y7HKL3
1 minute ago

Griffin looks like kind of a Michael Cera / Jonah Hill mashup.

isnt one of the palins named tagg too

Haha holy shit:

Ron Paul @RonPaul
@JonHuntsman we found your one Iowa voter, he's in Linn precinct 5 you might want to call him and say thanks.

damnnnn

You're thinking of Tonka Palin.

Ron Paul winning 52% of voters under 30, according to entrance polls.

lmao

trapp palin

Trapper Palin, MD.

sonned by a 76-year-old racist

sry it had to happen this way john huntsman

The Corner is a hoot.

k-lo must be afroth over the santorum surge

apt metaphor

Ha:

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/287086/people-have-forfeited-confidence-government-mark-krikorian

plz god i know we dont talk much but if the final results for tonight could finish in this order id be oh so appreciative

joshtpm Josh Marshall
9:20 PM Paul 24%, Santorum 23.2%, Romney 22.6%. 18% reporting. core.talkingpointsmemo.com/election/resul…
1 minute ago

man, this santorum surge really bubbled up out of nowhere, didn't it?

No human is named Tagg.

http://i.fanpix.net/images/orig/m/y/mywfqg6ocj676gcw.jpg

and by santorum surge i mean the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex