Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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Let's take the footy chat here guys, this fool hasn't found that thread yet.

I AM ONLY INTERSTED IN SPAMING THE I LOVE EVERYTHING SECTION ASSHOLE DONT YOU GET THE POINT

I don't think he really loves everything.

I wasn't talking to you xp

HEY THEN FUCK OFF THIS THREAD ISMAEL KLATA WELL ARE YOU MUSLIM OR WHAT THEN THAT MAKES SENSE ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORSITS SO YOU MUST BE ONE TOO

Terrorsits is how I describe awkward bathroom breaks.

YOU CAN BE A TERRORIST AS WELL HOY HOY WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU WERE BEHIND THE 9/11 ATTACKS

I was the most evil 11 year old.

OH SO YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD NOW

yes. 9/11 happened last year iirc.

OKAY SEEMS YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT 9/11 ONLY CRIMINALS KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT A CRIME THEY HAVE DONT SO I AM SURE YOU WERE BEHIND 9/11

Are you a blackburn fan? We need a Blackburn fan.

WHAT IS BLACKBURN BROTHER

if you are a stoke fan i'm gonna ask for my sb to be rescinded so y'all can hopefully stay.

BAN ME I DONT CARE ABOUT GETTING BANNED ACTUALLY I JOINED UP JUST TO GET BANNED SO I DONT CARE TO STAY

Blackburn are the Pride of India. They're really good.

such a stoke fan thing to say. classic.

NEVER HEARD ABOUT BLACKBURN MAYBE YOU CAN POST SOME OTHER DETAILS ABOUT THAT

they really love chicken.

OH YOU MEAN THEY REALLY LOVE YOU

as a vegetarian, i really enjoy yr ironing

YEAH KEEP ENJOYING THEN

Ha, pwn3d.

wait did beckham retire?

HEY WHY DONT YOU GO DO SOME PORN AND THEN YOU TUBE IT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE IT FOR FREE

No, he's taking his MLS swansong tonight, then joining PSG.

lol what? how did I miss this? did his contract expire or is this like him going on loan to Milan?

HEY GET A TEST TUBE THEN FILL IT WITH WATER AND PUT A STICK INSIDE IT THEN PUT IT IN A FREEZER THEN IT WILL BECOME ICE DIDLO THEN PUT SOME FUEL ON IT AND SET IT ON FIRE IT WILL BE FIRE AND ICE DIDLO THEN STOVE IT DEEP UP YOUR ASS FOR ALL I CARE ABOUT PSG AND MLS

His 5-year contract's up (already!). PSG move will be permanent I believe.

Yeah that seemed a quick 5 years! Can he still play? PSG just in it for the global image rights, yuh? Do they have to change their sponser from Nike to Adidas like Galaxy had to? So many questions, so little interest now I think about.

HE CAN SURELY JOIN GAY PORN INDUSTRY

Ha. No idea, now I think about it I haven't seen him for years. Assume he can still play, but not run.

YOU CAN RUN OFF THIS PLACE IF YOU WANT NO ONE WILL MISS YOU

I think keeping his eye in for the Olympics genuinely is his aim now.

oh shiii he's not going to be managing team gb is he?

Stuart Pearce is. Keep up man, this is what everyone's talking about.

i have shamed ilf

The actual team will be picked by government committe though, to ensure both acceptable diversity and presence of Beckham.

It will be designed to appeal to the same demographic as that charity game with Gordon Ramsay and Robbie Williams, and will be great.

HEY MOTHERFUCKERS ANYONE HERE EVERY HAD SEX WITH A MAN WELL I AM SURE YOU ALL ARE GAYS SO THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION RIGHT??

i was frankly delighted with the tera patrick shots

HEY THEN FUCK OFF THIS THREAD ISMAEL KLATA WELL ARE YOU MUSLIM OR WHAT THEN THAT MAKES SENSE ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORSITS SO YOU MUST BE ONE TOO

― Newgod, Sunday, 20 November 2011 08:44 (1 month ago)

so yeah, john terry triumphed over adversity and all is right in the world of fitba again

I had no idea John Terry had been trolling this thread before ILX broke

Oh, is this where we're discussing it now?

1 month passes...

I never want to see this on an EPL thread again

that's what june is for tbh

Upset I missed the coming of Newgod to this thread

it was fun

we moved to the newcastle thread iirc to actually discuss football

because you couldnt not still discuss football

Been thinking a lot about the Suarez report and something about his total inability to speak any English seemed odd, then I read this:

Suárez was 19 years old when he went to play for Groningen. Initially he struggled because he did not know Dutch or English, and he played on the second team to adjust to the Dutch game. His teammate and fellow Uruguayan, Bruno Silva, helped him settle into living in the Netherlands and playing for a new team. He worked hard to learn Dutch and his teammates respected him for his efforts with the language.

(Liverpool Echo via Wikipedia)

He was at Groningen for the same amount of time as he's been at Liverpool to date, and played as many games for them. What made them so different that he learned the language and culture extensively (bearing in mind Dirk Kuyt gave evidence Suarez is fluent in Dutch)? Has he never seen his future in England, maybe? I'm not suggesting for a minute there's a giant cover-up and he speaks like Jan Molby, but his behaviour does seem rather inconsistent with his past actions.