Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

I've been impressed with Newcastle too, despite desperately trying not to be ;_;

wolves have barely made any effort to score second half, so he subs on Jarvis with 10 minutes to go just to make sure we don't

Blackburn trying to pull the old fake corner routine, failing, and somehow having the goal allowed
http://www.twitvid.com/ERZ1B

cunt of a pathetic referee gives Everton a soft penalty to even things up, 2-1 Everton, crappy McCarthy-esque performance second half

Uh-oh xp, that's a proper shocker.

oh dear

Former England and Middlesbrough manager Steve McClaren at Etihad Stadium on BBC Radio 5 live: "This has confirmed what we thought we knew: Man City are emerging as a top top side who really could win this Premier League title."

Steve attempting some hybrid style of content-free Jamie Redknapp enthusiasm and Nultian epistemological pretzels, with your license fee funding it

newc score

I finally found a Wigan stream, six mins' stoppage time

ffs mccarthy, sign a left back then fuck off

Utter shambles from wigan

They deserve to be relegated right now for that.

Why so much stoppage time?

No idea, but they held the ball easily for four, then gave away a cheap freekick, cleared that only to immediately give away an even cheaper free kick, then put that out for a corner, there's no time left now so Robinson comes up and in the fracas gets kicked in the head - at head height, clear penalty. About as stupid a passage of play as you'll see.

Rubbish. Come on Bobby!

Really looking forward to Swansea-Utd. No Allen today. 4-2-3-1 with Routledge, Dyer and Sinclair ahead of Britton and Gower?

Carrick making his first start of the season. So that's something

ffs

aw, guy who does the classified results at the end of grandstand is doing it for the last time today. i always liked his voice.

game has been boring, but it's been p pleasing to see two teams look like being comprised of professional footballers ito technique and passing

ok but if you actually want to see that and not be bored/have to see carrick munchen 0-1 dortmund is on

hmmm pro tip ta

This is so boring I'm losing the will to watch

tbf professional performance

Jones close there

Ha - move of the match

again i recommend a certain match. you can see jerome boateng play like wank and remember the olden days of city being a shittier team.

ryan taylor had a complete horrorshow

the handball was mental

If Newcastle keep that up all season they won't lose too many.

:(

Has anyone ever looked less likely to score a one on one than Gervinho? You just know he's going to fuck it up every time. Looks great till he gets there mind...

Chamakh.

thing is guy that doing it on the weekend, there most probably won't be enough people around to 51 you.

Limitations of submod powers painfully apparent.

"it's just like watching Facebook"

according to Shearer Paul Robinson turned in "a dream performance" I think it was, which is an interesting way of describing letting in three shit goals

THATS THE WHOLE IDEA BUDDY THE TRAFFIC IS USUALLY LOW AROUND ALL THE FORUMS IN WEEKNENDS BY THE TIME THE ADMINS WOULD RETURN FROM THEIR DRAINS AFTER EATING ALL THE PIG SHIT THIS PLACE WILL BECOME PIG SHIT

for robinson, only three is a p good day

tbf I've had dreams like that

SportsDirect @ Official Newcastle United forum - FA Cup winners 2011/12, Europa League here we come!

Let's take the footy chat here guys, this fool hasn't found that thread yet.

I AM ONLY INTERSTED IN SPAMING THE I LOVE EVERYTHING SECTION ASSHOLE DONT YOU GET THE POINT

I don't think he really loves everything.

I wasn't talking to you xp

HEY THEN FUCK OFF THIS THREAD ISMAEL KLATA WELL ARE YOU MUSLIM OR WHAT THEN THAT MAKES SENSE ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORSITS SO YOU MUST BE ONE TOO

Terrorsits is how I describe awkward bathroom breaks.

YOU CAN BE A TERRORIST AS WELL HOY HOY WHO KNOWS MAYBE YOU WERE BEHIND THE 9/11 ATTACKS

I was the most evil 11 year old.

OH SO YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD NOW

yes. 9/11 happened last year iirc.

OKAY SEEMS YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT 9/11 ONLY CRIMINALS KNOW TOO MUCH ABOUT A CRIME THEY HAVE DONT SO I AM SURE YOU WERE BEHIND 9/11

Are you a blackburn fan? We need a Blackburn fan.