Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Penalty to City

Nonchalant finish from Mario

Wigan playing 3 CBs?

2-0 now, static defending

so barring a newcastle comeback, man city will have played roughly 1/3 of the season and dropped a total of 2 points.

not good enough

lol

"A huge groan at the Etihad stadium as the scoreboard reveals there are no Chips available at half time! #BBCFootball #MCFC"

I mean 2 points dropped and no sodding chips! £400m doesn't buy you much these days!

Newcastle had a couple of decent chances just before City scored, but they were the type where you have to be really sharp to score (difficult header & a shot that only opened up for an instant) and they don't have the quality to score those.

Ben Arfa hits post, very unlucky

this game is good fun!

Comic disallowed goal from Agüero when it's dinked through to him (miles offside), Newcastle all stop before he touches it, Yaya Toure comes steaming through from five yards back to bury it only for Agüero to steal it off his toe and score, at which point the flag finally goes up.

3-0, another penalty

Newcastle aren't even that bad, but Man C are clinical even when not playing superb

Everton miss 2 open goals in the last 2 minutes

I've been impressed with Newcastle, they're everything a non-top-six side should be

I've been impressed with Newcastle too, despite desperately trying not to be ;_;

wolves have barely made any effort to score second half, so he subs on Jarvis with 10 minutes to go just to make sure we don't

Blackburn trying to pull the old fake corner routine, failing, and somehow having the goal allowed
http://www.twitvid.com/ERZ1B

cunt of a pathetic referee gives Everton a soft penalty to even things up, 2-1 Everton, crappy McCarthy-esque performance second half

Uh-oh xp, that's a proper shocker.

oh dear

Former England and Middlesbrough manager Steve McClaren at Etihad Stadium on BBC Radio 5 live: "This has confirmed what we thought we knew: Man City are emerging as a top top side who really could win this Premier League title."

Steve attempting some hybrid style of content-free Jamie Redknapp enthusiasm and Nultian epistemological pretzels, with your license fee funding it

newc score

I finally found a Wigan stream, six mins' stoppage time

ffs mccarthy, sign a left back then fuck off

Utter shambles from wigan

They deserve to be relegated right now for that.

Why so much stoppage time?

No idea, but they held the ball easily for four, then gave away a cheap freekick, cleared that only to immediately give away an even cheaper free kick, then put that out for a corner, there's no time left now so Robinson comes up and in the fracas gets kicked in the head - at head height, clear penalty. About as stupid a passage of play as you'll see.

Rubbish. Come on Bobby!

Really looking forward to Swansea-Utd. No Allen today. 4-2-3-1 with Routledge, Dyer and Sinclair ahead of Britton and Gower?

Carrick making his first start of the season. So that's something

ffs

aw, guy who does the classified results at the end of grandstand is doing it for the last time today. i always liked his voice.

game has been boring, but it's been p pleasing to see two teams look like being comprised of professional footballers ito technique and passing

ok but if you actually want to see that and not be bored/have to see carrick munchen 0-1 dortmund is on

hmmm pro tip ta

This is so boring I'm losing the will to watch

tbf professional performance

Jones close there

Ha - move of the match

again i recommend a certain match. you can see jerome boateng play like wank and remember the olden days of city being a shittier team.

ryan taylor had a complete horrorshow

the handball was mental

If Newcastle keep that up all season they won't lose too many.

:(

Has anyone ever looked less likely to score a one on one than Gervinho? You just know he's going to fuck it up every time. Looks great till he gets there mind...

Chamakh.

thing is guy that doing it on the weekend, there most probably won't be enough people around to 51 you.

Limitations of submod powers painfully apparent.

"it's just like watching Facebook"