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I might, if sufficiently lubricated, try the spider thingy.

-- Hunter (thhii...), January 15th, 2005 9:32 AM.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 18 January 2005 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

...Maybe I can poitn you to some nice parts. Do you like sausage?

-- .ada.m. (adamr...), January 20th, 2005 10:47 AM. (nordicskilla)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 21 January 2005 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)

What's a good birth control?

-- Nowell (noelcollin...), January 22nd, 2005 7:58 PM. (Nowell)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 22 January 2005 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

My penis is fancy.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

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I want what's yours
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), January 26th, 2005 11:06 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 January 2005 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow, you came in just under an hour!

-- Paul Eater (list...), February 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 2 February 2005 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Adam, when you let enough pale internet types to see each other nekkers, they go crazy.

Yeah probably, that's why mine's deliberately small and sterile. I don't see anyone going crazy over that. :)

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-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 3rd, 2005 7:03 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

I am very very sorry.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 February 2005 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

So, which one would you guys rather have if you had to have one? I think I'd go with the gay mermen.
-- Mickey (modestmicke...), February 11th, 2005.

― Masked Gazza, Friday, 11 February 2005 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Boy that cow looks spooky when it's all blown up and shit.
-- Pleasant Plains /// (acewhiskeyinexil...), February 12th, 2005 6:13 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///

― Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 12 February 2005 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I've not been to this Honey Hole!
-- Morley Timmons (summerbabe82...), February 12th, 2005 12:07 AM

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 12 February 2005 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

DING DONG WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING.
-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 11th, 2005.

― Aaron A., Monday, 14 February 2005 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

When my eyes hit Jess's use of the phrase "funky ass" I decided not to read the rest of this thread. That has to be the peak.
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), September 20th, 2004 5:24 PM.

― stockholm cindy's secret childhood (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 14 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

i wanna hang with him in his private movie theatre!! we'd have good times, i think

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 15th, 2005 9:20 PM.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 06:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I can do it any night of the week, Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday. After 7.30 is best on Tues/Thurs.

-- Allyzay Dallas Multi-Pass (allyza...), February 14th, 2005 9:16 PM.

― Alienus Quam Reproba (blueski), Tuesday, 15 February 2005 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm just going to stand around with my legs spread rrreeeeaaallllyyy far apart.

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 18th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Nick A.) (link)

― Fish fingers all in a line (kenan), Friday, 18 February 2005 20:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop using your hands! Use your box!

-- Casuistry (chri...), May 26th, 2004 3:43 AM. (Chris Piuma)

My hands hurt from using my box!

-- roxymuzak (roxymuza...), May 26th, 2004 3:44 AM. (roxymuzak)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 04:07 (twenty-one years ago)

His Willie obsession was HUGE though.

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), February 21st, 2005 1:27 PM. (Matt Helgeson)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I am full of chicken. Ah.

-- Trayce, February 27th, 2005 8:36 PM.

― Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:04 (twenty-one years ago)

That doesnt even sound rude, yeesh ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 28 February 2005 06:07 (twenty-one years ago)

cool. do you know how i could go about getting some?

-- j-dizzle (thamusicman...), March 1st, 2005 12:53 PM.

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 1 March 2005 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

OMG I AM OUT OF CONTROL

-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), March 14th, 2005 6:51 AM. (Dan Perry)

With robot cocks!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 14th, 2005 6:52 AM. (Ned)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 15 March 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

off-topic: Alex are your nipples still pierced?

-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 17th, 2005 1:47 PM. (gygax!) (later

― Curious George Finds the Ether Bottle (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 17 March 2005 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

...the bishop bends sideways and the queen goes in every direction. That's all you need to know.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), March 18th, 2005 5:13 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I just mated blueski without, um, without realizing I had done it until the computer told me.
Just as well, I have to catch a train. Back in a few days.

-- Casuistry (chri...), March 29th, 2005 10:32 PM. (Chris Piuma) (later)

(i wish the last post didn't provide context)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 29 March 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me come in there.

-- Aimless (aimles...), April 11th, 2005 1:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 11 April 2005 03:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Or should Chris Martin by vouching for that number 2 spot? I have him between one and two usually.

-- NamC (Calum)(nam...), April 11th, 2005.

― Masked Gazza, Monday, 11 April 2005 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

ally: yes, but the art students get to poke you with crayons and lick you

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]), April 15th, 2005 10:52 AM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 15 April 2005 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

the cashier lady said "awwwwww....hello there, little Elvis."
-- rebecca s (rhs23...), May 3rd, 2005.

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 21:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually Ronan up there in his hermaphroditical way reminds me of nobody more than Mr. B Natural:

http://www.msties.com/spotlite/mrb-b.jpg

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 14th, 2005. (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 14 May 2005 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd certainly have imagined that poor man's hand would have given out on him after four years of that.

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), May 13th, 2005 8:27 AM. (tracerhand) (later)

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I get confused between which bands and bits of bands I had...
-- Madchen

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 23 May 2005 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

i never tire of pashmina's number 2.

-- weasel diesel (kilian(dot)[email protected]), May 31st, 2005 8:32 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 09:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't get pleasure out of things like Bottom anymore [context deleted]

-- Crankypants (ada...), June 7th, 2005 10:59 AM. (Autumn Almanac) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

better than sounding like a blubbery penis. or a blueberry penis.

-- shine headlights on me (electricsoun...), June 9th, 2005 2:46 PM. (electricsound) (later)

Well yeah, it was, it was keeping me up at night.

Don't become a teacher, folks.

-- The Jaguar Who Sleeps At The Centre Of The World. (mikeybidnes...), June 9th, 2005 2:47 PM. (Mikey Bidness) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

(god I'm sorry, that is SO BAD out of context hahaha)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 9 June 2005 03:58 (twenty years ago)

If it's in your mouth.
x-post

Ah cool Sam, thanks.

-- PinXorchiXoR (pink{est}panther4...), June 15th, 2005 10:43 AM. (Pinkpanther) (later)

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 14:45 (twenty years ago)

BTw the underwear situation has been sorted out

DO NOT BRING ME UNDERWEAR, I GOT IT UNDER CONTROL

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), June 17th, 2005 8:09 AM. (LeCoq) (later) (link)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 17 June 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

My poo is Calum.

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-- Nintendo Carl (asbk...), June 19th, 2005 12:42 AM. (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

haha Trayce I thought the same thing

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 June 2005 02:39 (twenty years ago)

LeCoq's post is very much in context!

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Monday, 20 June 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I've been krumping all day at my desk in anticipation! I'm a krumpet!

-- a real bear behind the microphone (adamr...), June 23rd, 2005 4:00 PM. (nordicskilla) (later)

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

*rim shot*
Koala tacos for all.

-- Ned Raggett, July 5th, 2005 10:43 AM.

― New teef! Dat's weird (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 4 July 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

"I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

-- Taste the Blood of Scrovula (noodle_vagu...), July 10th, 2005 5:55 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Sunday, 10 July 2005 11:34 (twenty years ago)

or if you are intimately familair with a member can you come too?

-- mullygrubbr (fan...), July 12th, 2005 5:34 PM. (bulbs) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 12 July 2005 07:12 (twenty years ago)

I spent all morning yanking a bloody rope.

-- Hotman Paris Almanac (ada...), July 21st, 2005 1:58 PM. (later)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 21 July 2005 03:06 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Under it, where the muscle is. Lube it up with oil, lay on your stomach, and put your arm under your midriff. Have somebody sit on your butt and push on/rub that shit until it stops hurting so bad. It might puff up and turn red, warning.
-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), August 24th, 2005 5:42 PM. (roxymuzak) (later) (link)

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:33 (twenty years ago)

hot

― gear (gear), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:36 (twenty years ago)

you should have seen what she was actually taking about... ooh yes it gave me priapism!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 25 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

that is a bad one :x

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 25 August 2005 12:42 (twenty years ago)

Adam, I don't want children and never plan to have them and so I'm not worried.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of society's derangement. (eastern_mantr...), September 1st, 2005 9:33 PM. (Eastern Mantra)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 September 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

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