Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

hmm is this gonna be a thing with that dude

Could be. There's worries about Welbeck too

is, and i'm only asking now, cleverly really any better than yerman that's gone to bolton? Or is it just that he's better than carrick?

who?

Eagles?

Eagles hasn't played for Utd for years. He is looking decent at the moment though. Absence has obviously made the heart grow fonder with Cleverly but most of our best stuff this season has been played with him in the side (goal against City in the Charity Shield etc.) and he seems to bring out the best in Anderson. The fact that he's the anti-Carrick also stands in his favour yes

ok.

Eagles looked intermittently useful for burnley too, tbfttl

These guys have all melted into one form in my mind, with Darron Gibson's face.

Gibson is fit again, ominously

He's stolen Cleverly's life force

sadly and disgustingly they all melt into luke chadwick's face in my mind

Don't ask me how i know, but today is Luke Chadwick's birthday

Is that you, Luke?

If i only i had a tenth of Luke's footballing ability or looks

self ughfacing

HB LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only a 194m loss, huh.

squad worth = ?
trophy likelihood = ?

Building something for the future tbf

'self ughfacing' is ilfcelsior material par excellence youse unworthy savages

I was wondering what it was

ffs

welcome back football, i missed you so.

I can't remember being less enthused, personally. The novelty of the weekend's big game being Man City v Newcastle is the one redeeming feature.

Per Motherfucker

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 8:30 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

Mertesacker out.

that was fucking embarrassing.

we could have bought a proper centre half but noooooooooooo.

I was gonna say Norwich look vaguely threatening if Morison's first touch wasn't so bad and then they gift him that

Martin doing great work as auxiliary keeper

3rd time they have cleared the ball off their line - I think we should sort this out.

Of course you can never actually count on Arsenal to do a job.

is the back of Morison's shirt missing an R? or is it just Morison? Either way, it looks wrong.

apparently that's his name. Clerical error somewhere down the line i'm guessing.

Shit celebration.

thank you based gervinho (for not fucking it up.)

theo-rvp is a killer partnership.

Mertesacker, what a piece of shite. Surely one of the worst signings of Wenger ever (and that's saying something)

there's that first touch

RVP-Feo indeed working like a charm this season

Statistically speaking, when is RVP due to get injured again? Has he ever gone as long without an injury like now?

good old fashioned tackle from Vermaelen there

Hoolahan looks quite good. Trap out

Mertesacker, what a piece of shite. Surely one of the worst signings of Wenger ever (and that's saying something)

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 19 November 2011 13:14 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol he's still fucking leagues ahead of silvestre

Statistically speaking, when is RVP due to get injured again? Has he ever gone as long without an injury like now?

― I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 19 November 2011 13:16 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

please don't tempt fate.

rvi has always been injured by dudes in game, none of his injuries have ever really been from reoccuring problems. so, presuming he is just kept away from chiellini or shawx etc. for a while, then... sweet jesus, plz don't tempt fate.

rvp stays out forever tho, tbf, it's the same concern i'd have about bale

Don't worry Sam, you seem like a nice guy, so as someone who can literally alter fate I'll let this one slide :)

Ps. Oh yeah, Silvestre lol. Not hard to guess why I completely blocked him from memory

huh? what does this have to do with bale? or do you just want to change every subject to spurs?

norwich have looked awful. they have no shape, no first touch, no eye for a pass. if it wasn't for mertecunter and their one cracking centre half, this would be a bloodbath.

Andy Craig on Twitter: "Taking the girlfriend to her first ever game today. Disappointingly, it's Wigan vs Blackburn, therefore likely to be her last too #BBCFootball"

Then take her to a better game you twat

You don't deserve a girlfriend if you take her to Wigan vs Blackburn ffs

I should use twitter more for important things like this shouldn't I?

I dunno, I've had girlfriends I have hated and wanted to make suffer before. Never went that far though.