Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

of course maybe it's a spoof

I doubt it

i think it's perfectly plausible that it's legit, but the sub-english seems almost too perfect

Ha! We'll believe anything of 'Pool fans tho.

Anyway, Gus Poyet thinks Evra is a crybaby cos he got called names when he played in Spain and he just got got on with things

the joy of this kind of airing of dirty laundry is that complete idiots get to have a public forum for their stupid opinions

wd like to hear what di Canio thinks tho

I think he'd just brush it off his shoulders

Poyet not exactly covering himself in glory:

"You cannot accuse people without a proper investigation, especially when it’s a foreigner who is coming from a different place where we treat people of colour in a different way. England should adapt to the foreigners that come here and England needs to understand how the rest of the world lives. If you try to go to a point that doesn’t exist in the rest of the world, it’s going to be complicated. You think the rest of the world is wrong and you are right. Maybe it looks like you want the whole world to drive on the right hand side. Do you want that? So you need to adapt as well."

Quite apart from the fact that sounds suspiciously like "England needs to be more racist" he seems to be suggesting that we drive on the right and want to impose this on the rest of the world.

Stupid South American cun... oops

for fuck's sake that is incredible

I just hope that we start making complaints every fucking time someone says anything remotely insultive towards any of our players after this. I'm sure that players who call Suarez a diver and all that probably use some harsh words on the pitch as well, harsh enough to be insulting and thusly should be charged and banned if this is how we wanna have it. Poyet is right, Evra is like a crying baby. Also why is it accepted when people say that I'm white but not if I say someone is black? It's stupid and people should get over themselves and not to be incensitive but it's a long time since slaves were a common thing in this world. We don't treat jews any different because of the holocaust, we still call them jews.. Why not call black poeple black? Anyway I'm going on a tangent here and working myself up to a rant, which I don't wanna do so I'll stop right herE.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=283088.160

Noooo, not RAWK. They'll find you

don't be incensitive!

Please can everyone just shut up

No need to be insultive

intwitive

Bollocks, Cleverley out til Christmas according to Fergie

hmm is this gonna be a thing with that dude

Could be. There's worries about Welbeck too

is, and i'm only asking now, cleverly really any better than yerman that's gone to bolton? Or is it just that he's better than carrick?

who?

Eagles?

Eagles hasn't played for Utd for years. He is looking decent at the moment though. Absence has obviously made the heart grow fonder with Cleverly but most of our best stuff this season has been played with him in the side (goal against City in the Charity Shield etc.) and he seems to bring out the best in Anderson. The fact that he's the anti-Carrick also stands in his favour yes

ok.

Eagles looked intermittently useful for burnley too, tbfttl

These guys have all melted into one form in my mind, with Darron Gibson's face.

Gibson is fit again, ominously

He's stolen Cleverly's life force

sadly and disgustingly they all melt into luke chadwick's face in my mind

Don't ask me how i know, but today is Luke Chadwick's birthday

Is that you, Luke?

If i only i had a tenth of Luke's footballing ability or looks

self ughfacing

HB LC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only a 194m loss, huh.

squad worth = ?
trophy likelihood = ?

Building something for the future tbf

'self ughfacing' is ilfcelsior material par excellence youse unworthy savages

I was wondering what it was

ffs

welcome back football, i missed you so.

I can't remember being less enthused, personally. The novelty of the weekend's big game being Man City v Newcastle is the one redeeming feature.

Per Motherfucker

― R. Stornoway (Tom D.), Wednesday, October 26, 2011 8:30 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

Mertesacker out.

that was fucking embarrassing.

we could have bought a proper centre half but noooooooooooo.

I was gonna say Norwich look vaguely threatening if Morison's first touch wasn't so bad and then they gift him that

Martin doing great work as auxiliary keeper

3rd time they have cleared the ball off their line - I think we should sort this out.

Of course you can never actually count on Arsenal to do a job.

is the back of Morison's shirt missing an R? or is it just Morison? Either way, it looks wrong.

apparently that's his name. Clerical error somewhere down the line i'm guessing.

Shit celebration.