this is the horny commiseration thread

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1013 of them)

View Previous Page...

Speaking of email, Luna, do you still use msn?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Yup, [email protected]

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrmm, I have you on my list but you appear offline. Meh.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna clearly wants to send someone a dirty pic.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Or not...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

(And I kinda hope that someone is me.)

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Me too!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you look closely at the email I sent you the other day, K?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:28 (twenty-one years ago)

If I wasn't at work I'd send a dirty picture or two...

Although I'm quite clean, generally - sorry Kate.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna -- I did not. You may want to send it again.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:32 (twenty-one years ago)

check the first one I replied to yours with - it shows as having an attachment for me.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Is that you up there, Kenan? Nice body, yes, but I'm more of a boxers sort of girl...

Sorry, Andrew, but I *don't* prefer myself when I'm being brutally honest. I actually find it more depressing to contemplate the exact dimensions of the hole that I've dug for myself.

Obsessing about dronerock boys is like some kind of drug that makes me feel temporarily better about myself, my life, my emotions or lack thereof, a temporary kick, but then again, those are the best ones? It's better than turning to smack, isn't it?

I hate myself even more when I drone on endlessly about my problems and my loneliness. There are some people on this board that do this to a fault, and it makes me sick to my stomach that I could be doing something like that. I want to kick myself in the teeth and scream "JUST GET OVER IT ALREADY!" I'd rather concentrate on being happy and fun and hold onto whatever makes me feel that way.

Besides, when I'm banging on about DDB's and people say "Stop it you cunt" it doesn't hurt because that's not really who I am. When I'm banging on about my depression/loneliness and people say "Stop it you cunt" then that feels like being kicked in a very soft and tender part of my stomach and that really hurts.

Sorry, I should be talking about sexing, but I'm not. :-(

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:38 (twenty-one years ago)

It may seem weird, but lots of times I wish I could just give you a hug, Kate. I've often wanted to kick my own teeth in and I've screamed 'get the fuck over it already' at myself more times than I can count, but it just doesn't help. You get over it when you get over it and not a moment before.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:40 (twenty-one years ago)

luna -- Check your email.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

How right you are, Luna.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Aawww, thanks, Luna. A hug is just about the best reaction you can give to someone who feels like kicking themselves in the teeth, in that weird emotional anti-logic.

I often feel like talking about it prevents me from getting over it.

But then not talking about it makes it become an obsession or a thoughtworm, which is next to impossible to get over.

You're right. You get over it when you get over it.

You're so OTM on this thread, I wish I could give *you* a hug!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:42 (twenty-one years ago)

you are right luna. and isn't it such a fantastic feeeling though, that moment when you realise you are over it?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It really is.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hell, if anyone else wants pictorial email, let me know. you have five minutes.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll let you know when and if it ever happens.

It's at the point where a note scribbled on the back of some forwarded mail (how freaking tacky is that? If you've got something to say to me, say it, you f*cking passive aggressive cunt) can send me spiralling into anger and depression for days.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, if it makes you feel any better, i have always felt your particular brand of pain, and i have (unlike some others) never though less of you for being overtly sexual around here. (I'd be one to talk, for one thing.)

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ive spent the last hour trawling the net for pictures of my current crush - the phones4u advert quiz guy - to no avail :(

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

hell, if anyone else wants pictorial email, let me know. you have five minutes.

Me!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:49 (twenty-one years ago)

You've got mail.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Tuomas is in for a real treat.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I need some serious commiserations now!

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Luna, I'm... I'm wordless!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:01 (twenty-one years ago)

But horny! ;)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:08 (twenty-one years ago)

And now we've come back to the point of the thread!

Me too!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrmm.. Well I'm not so frustrated any more.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I could return the favour, Luna, but I don't have too many pictures of myself, and I'm hardly a hunk, more like a skinny Scandinavian.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:20 (twenty-one years ago)

i have an idea...just post it on here, tuomas

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, I think you've seen all the pictures of me I have.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm going to have a wank and go to sleep. Night y'all. xxx

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Good night, love, and have a nice wank! I think I should too.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:33 (twenty-one years ago)

And thank you for making me feel horny again instead of lonely.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish I felt horny. This thread just made me feel even more lonely.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/tuulipukujuhla11.jpg

Oh Kate, how could you not feel horny in the presence of a hot guy like me...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(Well, at least I tried.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow Tuomas, what a picture!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 October 2004 09:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Aawww, you horny Finn, thank you. That cheered me up.

But not as much as this did:

So Not Safe For Work Oh No No No.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 09:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh lord, art students, god bless them each and every one (technically work safe but still a bit of a dodgy situation)

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Your first pic is beautiful, Kate, and in no way obscene. The second one isn't loading for me though.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:22 (twenty-one years ago)

The second one is just really sweet!

I didn't say it was obscene - I mean, you can't see any bits or anything in the first one, either. But it's definitely not safe for work.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Nipple Worship:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/milkyeros/489.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I really just don't understand how you can find these people even vaguely attractive, Kate. That kid's all hollow-eyed, yellow-teethed, scrawny and scarred. Yech.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I have sex at least 4 times a week these days and Im still horny all the time. I thought I was supposed to hit my peak when I was 20? 10 years later and i got a constant erection.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

maybe he's got a great personality?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Not HIM, Andrew, the bloke who's doing the squeezing.

It's just the whole homoeroticism of the whole thing. Coz I'm just a gay man trapped in a middle aged woman's body.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Here he is, being all smart and stuff:

http://www.freepichosting.com/Thumbs/421565484/0/1.jpg

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 12:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 913 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.