"I am not happy about this hippo that you bought. We live in New York and our apartment is very small."
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
"But darling, it's a Banksy."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
"What else do you want me to do? I've already left two messages for the exterminator."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
"he is, one might say, less a hippopotamus and more a hippo potty mouth""fuck you old lady"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
'The Olssons get a caddy, we get a caddy. Fine. The Olssons dig a pool, we dig a pool. That I can live with'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
some good ones forwarded here
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
"tonight is your turn to stand on his back and eat the parasites from his hide"
― joygoat, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm not acknowledging this, either."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
"Yes, I agreed, but only because I assumed HIPPO was a new Ikea product line"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
ha, you could also do that one as: "When did IKEA become so literal?"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
"darling, would you pass the hippo?""i swear to god i left it around here somewhere""elephant in the room, george, elephant"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
"You just said, 'Jesus Christ you fat fucking hippo,' how am I supposed to take that?"
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
"I know I agreed to a threesome but this is ridiculous!!!!"
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
dammit that's where I was about to go
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
xp ...said the hippo
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
'Well, one leg for an umbrella stand, but after that I'm really struggling'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Okay, Mr. Bossypants, you try talking to him about the water bill."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
But suddenly...
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
"Who are you people, and how did you get into my apartment?"
"http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/pet-hippo-humphrey-mauls-owner-marius-to-death-20111115-1nfz4.html"
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
"But darling, it's a Banksy."― s.clover, Monday, November 14, 2011 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― s.clover, Monday, November 14, 2011 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I hope you submitted this.
― anorange (abanana), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
damn straight
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)
Sterling's are really good -- by which I mean, very New Yorker-y.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Ok Brutus, CRUSH!"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
'Cesar Milan has stopped returning our calls'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/09/p465/120109_contest_p465.jpg
"Could you fill in a bit more detail?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 10:51 (fourteen years ago)
Captain Obvious Caption: "Well, we all feel dead inside sometimes."
― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)
"You're just being paranoid, Andy."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:47 (fourteen years ago)
"I hate people who bounce on my couch"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:55 (fourteen years ago)
"I think you should chalk this up to experience."
― EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:57 (fourteen years ago)
There can only be one answer..
(unless!)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/23/p465/120123_contest_p465.jpg
― Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:30 (fourteen years ago)
multiple choice:
"this is normal" is a funnier generic caption than "christ what an asshole"― max, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:38 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― max, Friday, 7 October 2011 12:38 (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:31 (fourteen years ago)
"you sure have got a fat ass for a snake"
― ledge, Monday, 16 January 2012 09:32 (fourteen years ago)
"sso i ssee you're an assp."
― sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Monday, 16 January 2012 09:37 (fourteen years ago)
"I give up. Did you do something with your hair?"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:41 (fourteen years ago)
submit that
― the acquisition and practice of music is unfavourable to the health of (abanana), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:53 (fourteen years ago)
"I don't care if they were on offer Charles, you look ridiculous"
― modric conservative (darraghmac), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:58 (fourteen years ago)
"You should have had your eyebrows done first!"
― Mark G, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:00 (fourteen years ago)
sit on it
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Most of us are content with just rattles to shake."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 January 2012 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
"So don't ask me what I think, then!"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 16 January 2012 13:11 (fourteen years ago)
"Oh honestly, Angela!"
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
"If you look closely, you can tell that that's not my tail."
― lEEE (Leee), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:55 (fourteen years ago)
"Most of us don't eat our peaches whole."
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 16 January 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
"I only said that I was pretty sure Sir Mixalot was speaking rhetorically."
― this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 January 2012 20:30 (fourteen years ago)
This is both 100% dead-on New Yorker style and 3x funnier than most actual captions, please submit!
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 16 January 2012 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/02/13/p465/120213_contest_p465.jpg".. and if you want to go faster, then cicada"
― Mark G, Monday, 6 February 2012 13:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Isn't that unusually large for an insect?"
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
vv good mark
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Monday, 6 February 2012 13:24 (fourteen years ago)
"I got the idea from Hopalong Cassidy"
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 February 2012 13:35 (fourteen years ago)