I'm sorry
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)
"This isn't working out."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
Is this a hippo which I see before me, The tail toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A hippo of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? Mavis, it's kicking in.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
"Mavis, it's kicking in."
!!
This should totally join the pantheon of all-purpose captions
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
"Isn't this supposed to be an elephant?"
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
"He's a little TOO loyal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Now that I see it installed, it IS bigger than I thought"
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
"It's just until he finds a new habitat."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)
"It's not the hippo, Harry, it's you."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
"Honestly Ted, it's like we watch the same thing every night."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Well, *I* think it brightens up the place."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
"I said, 'Look into its majestic EYES.'"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
"I miss Jeremy, but I still don't regret the trade"
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
"We don't have the room? Now who's being a hypocrite?"
― pplains, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
"That's the last of the refried beans. Now... we wait."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
"What did you want me to do Bill? I told you he just followed me home."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
"As souvenirs go, I suppose it's less showy than the Masai tribe in the dining room."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
"Coffee tables are too conventional, you said. Let's be exciting, you said."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
"I hate you."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
"Well, I'm not going to walk him in this weather."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
"This is exactly why you need to stop drinking."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
"57 channels and nothin' on"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
"I am not happy about this hippo that you bought. We live in New York and our apartment is very small."
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
"But darling, it's a Banksy."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
"What else do you want me to do? I've already left two messages for the exterminator."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
"he is, one might say, less a hippopotamus and more a hippo potty mouth""fuck you old lady"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
'The Olssons get a caddy, we get a caddy. Fine. The Olssons dig a pool, we dig a pool. That I can live with'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
some good ones forwarded here
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
"tonight is your turn to stand on his back and eat the parasites from his hide"
― joygoat, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm not acknowledging this, either."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
"Yes, I agreed, but only because I assumed HIPPO was a new Ikea product line"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
ha, you could also do that one as: "When did IKEA become so literal?"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
"darling, would you pass the hippo?""i swear to god i left it around here somewhere""elephant in the room, george, elephant"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
"You just said, 'Jesus Christ you fat fucking hippo,' how am I supposed to take that?"
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
"I know I agreed to a threesome but this is ridiculous!!!!"
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
dammit that's where I was about to go
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
xp ...said the hippo
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
'Well, one leg for an umbrella stand, but after that I'm really struggling'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Okay, Mr. Bossypants, you try talking to him about the water bill."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)
But suddenly...
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:21 (fourteen years ago)
"Who are you people, and how did you get into my apartment?"
"http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/pet-hippo-humphrey-mauls-owner-marius-to-death-20111115-1nfz4.html"
― estela, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:17 (fourteen years ago)
"But darling, it's a Banksy."― s.clover, Monday, November 14, 2011 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― s.clover, Monday, November 14, 2011 2:57 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I hope you submitted this.
― anorange (abanana), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:21 (fourteen years ago)
damn straight
― Mark G, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 07:05 (fourteen years ago)
Sterling's are really good -- by which I mean, very New Yorker-y.
― Bon Ivoj (jaymc), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)
"Ok Brutus, CRUSH!"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)
'Cesar Milan has stopped returning our calls'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2012/01/09/p465/120109_contest_p465.jpg
"Could you fill in a bit more detail?"
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 January 2012 10:51 (fourteen years ago)
Captain Obvious Caption: "Well, we all feel dead inside sometimes."
― do you want me to share what i know w/ you or not? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 January 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)