Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

A message I got today concluded with "'no worries if I dont hear back from you. I'm sure it's just because the 1nternet is br0ken" haha (added the #s because you can never be too safe)

Someone wrote me once and said something like "I see you have 'replies selectively' as your status. If I don't hear back from you I will assume it's only because you are attempting to protect that hard-won crown."

I just got the most o_0 message ever:

"I foolishly read your profile from the bottom up and started to think, yeah she sounds ok. Sadly, I think it's best if I just wish you well in your search. Good luck!"

WHY BOTHER TELLING ME THIS, THANKS A LOT ASSWIPE.

lol, well it's a free boost to your selectivity at least

Hah true, though I was tempted to reply rudely but I wont

there is no fitting response to that

ew. jerk.

what a bogan

(can i do that? i have never used that word before)

I think it is brogan?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bogan

in my defense, it is Sunday morning at 8:20 and I have not yet had coffee :(

no criticism intended, purely on a mission to inform :)

Men who post only in beanie hats, please note this is much more annoying to me than not having a full body shot.

Ha, 'post' - you know what I mean

A message I got today concluded with "'no worries if I dont hear back from you. I'm sure it's just because the 1nternet is br0ken"

I got this one, too.

Resisting messaging people just to say, "I am writing to you why bcause you look intresting."

^^When I first joined, I sent a couple of those..."you seem like an interesting person..."

Just got this: "Your 'message me if' section is wonderful. I like people who appreciate cirrhotic worldviews." Nobody understands my use of the word "jaundiced"! Even when I added explanatory notes.

I got this one, too.

― It means why you gotta be a montague? (Laurel)

from the dude who says he's part of the 99% & is working to move into the 1%?

I don't know but I just assumed he was a dick and deleted it.

Also, the guy whose profile pic is his silhouette at a DRIVING RANGE, and the msg, while long and polite and well enough written, is completely generic and clearly not composed just for me: Delete. Mostly because of the golf thing tbh.

just think of golf as part of your scottish heritage

Only if it's played on a rocky cliff by people in plus-fours. Otherwise how about I just think of it as lame?

Should I message someone just because they say that their musical tastes are stuck in the 90s and they like shibuya-kei? Grasping at straws here. How badly do I want to have a conversation about Hideki Kaji? I think I'll wait.

Envious of range, depth, breadth of NYC OKC-ers tbf. (Don't be annoyed, Lee! I do try to meet people irl in DC but probably don't try hard enough)

yeah i had an exploratory look at this and i don't think i'm gonna bother

Last night ilxor yerac tried extra hard to convince all of us that the hot, rich men who are ready to settle down and get married are all on match.com.

I'm pretty sure that hot, rich men who want to get married just have to LEAVE THE HOUSE to meet someone, I don't understand why they'd be on a dating site.

I just can't face match.com. There's just something about it.

Jdate continues to yield mostly men 20-25 years my senior.

One of my friends was rejected from either match or e-harmony. They filled out a questionnaire and the system was like, sorry, I don't think we can help you out!

Aw, I missed yerac dating advice.

There's somehow too many people and yet not enough in the NYC dating pool.

That happened to me on e-harmony, rayuela!

That's so weird, ljubljana!

Ok. This girl messaged me & we made a date, and she just messaged me to postpone since her BOYFRIEND OF 4.5 years broke up w/her. Her profile said nothing about being in a committed relationship!

Happened to me with eharmony a few years ago. They don't like atheists, I think is the reason they gave (in more diplomatic language).

Ray, what? It's good to know that the ladies are just as deceitful and unreliable as the men, I suppose.

going to meet someone seven years older than me shortly

Seven? That's nothing. My two most fruitful dates were both 13 years younger than me.

I'm realizing I don't want to date people, I just want to make out w them in the bathroom and then go home to my house, alone. Is there a website for that?

if there isn't, you should snap up that market and make one. or lobby OKC to make that a category.

On this site looking for:
friends
activity partners
bathroom makeouts

My friend left ok Cupid because she realized that's what she wanted as well, and could find it by merely "going out in Greenpoint."

That never happens to me (anymore) when I go out. NB that might be because I only hang out with ilxors.

We are an asexual bunch:) I had a Greenpoint makeout on top of a basement ATM machine...but it was with someone from okc. Just have to cut out the middleman.

There's somehow too many people and yet not enough in the NYC dating pool.

fixed

took a bus and three different trains to get to greenpoint last night and still got no makeout

Should make-out not materialize, check Locals app.

mooks, you could probably get somebody's number out of last night, if you asked for it. Just sayin'.

Player!

how quickly do yall respond to texts/messages you get from ppl?

Messages: (first message) if they seem good, I'll probably reply the next day. If not, maybe wait about a week while I'm thinking whether I should write back or not. Subsequent messages: whenever I feel like it, most likely within a day or two.

Texts: pretty much as soon as I receive it, unless there's reason to do otherwise.

By the way, I'm browsing anonymously at the moment--if I star people, will they be notified?

It occurs to me now, thinking again on mister "read yr profile backwards, messaging you to say "too bad"" that, if he really had done that, the last thing he'd read is "if youre taken or poly, go away" hahaha, well, in that case GOOD.

Been messaging a guy heaps I am now wondering if I've crossed paths with in the past, we used to go to some of the same clubs back in the day. Cant work out how we'll ever meet up - he works night shifts. Geez.