this is the horny commiseration thread

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (1013 of them)

Do you think sealing my ears up with candle wax will do the job?

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe candle wax, if combined with those special noise reduction headphones that block out the sound of the outside world...

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate, I think you already *did* find a way to look at them without hearing them, no?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

What, masturbation?

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:23 (twenty-one years ago)

That, too.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Those pics are already masturbalicious, is what I'm saying.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.dinosaur.org/celdinos/images/cdlwchal01.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.globalherbalsupplies.com/earcandles/images/candlespic.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.amethystlake.co.nz/images/ear%20candle%20demo.JPG

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.relfe.com/Images/ear-candle-1-200w.gif

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.earcandlesbylouise.co.nz/images/howto.jpg

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

What ARE those people doing? Is that some kinky kind of sex thing, or some weird kind of drug thing?

Either of which would be appropriate, but still, I wanna know!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

it's a natural method for getting wax build-up out of your ears.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

by sticking a big stick of wax in your ears? that's what I call counterintuitive.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It did take my mind off of my penis for a moment, though, so thanks for that.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

It feels REALLY weird, too.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Not your penis, but the ear candle.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Let's say both.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, my doctor has expressly forbidden me to have any more ear fun, it gave me perpetual ear infections throughout my 20s.

Still, I'm going to hold on to the idea that it's some kind of kinky pervy drug thing, and incorporate it into my ~~libertines wank fantasies~~ work.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Kate, I'm getting horny thinking about YOU.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

So sleep deprivation makes one really horny, huh? I never knew.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ear fun? You MUST elaborate.

um... I guess I've had it in the ear before...

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

weed make professor challenger horny

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

candles and penises both flout the never put anything bigger than your elbow in your ear rule.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

So sleep deprivation makes one really horny, huh? I never knew.

I think that may just be me. I haven't compared notes on that one before.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it does.

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, no, no, we just used to call it "aural sex" it didn't actually involve sex. Just those weird fizzing eardrops and cotton buds. When you're on, ha-HEM substances, it feels *really* nice.

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting horny thinking about andrew and kate and kate daydreaming about the libertines.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No, it does.

It really, really does. (2:44am here)

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm getting horny thinking about fizzing eardrops. I win!

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Well fuckit I'll throw Mandee into the mix here... Hrmmm..

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmm "ear drops"

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i will take a picture of my package through my fancy trousers and post it here

― Professor Challenger (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

It does, as I recall from staying up all night writing papers in college.

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

praise jah, i am not alone. Does it work for women, though?

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

My girlfriend attests that it does.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

And would be shocked and horrified to read this thread, I'm sure.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

Everyone is horny now? My work is done! Off to Notting Hell and Death Disco with me now!

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)

be careful out there. don't lick any john williamses, and come home safe.

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

No, that's procrastination that was making you horny. When I had school assignments to be done some serious masturbation was undertaken, for purely anti-academic purposes.

Oh, that's right, I remember now.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll get you next time, Danger Whore! Next time!!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah I used to put these drops in my ear to make the wax dissolve.. the fizzing and popping was so excruciatingly delightful.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

That's only somewhat arousing, Mandee. You've got to give me more details to go with here. Although less about the earwax would be nice.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Thread killed, murdered, and maimed.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

stabbed, raped, dismembered, quicklimed...

― {Sand in the [vaseline} on the lens] (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

...this is starting to read like The 120 Days Of ILX now...

― Danger Whore (kate), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, well, I then poured the peroxide all over my naked chest. And it was like being born again. And then I put on a tutu!!

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

We want to fuck you too, sug.

― maybe luna, Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

― Gold Teeth II (kenan), Wednesday, 29 September 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 913 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

"..."

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 24 February 2006 00:48 (twenty years ago)

agreed

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 24 February 2006 03:19 (twenty years ago)

Two words. Bed death.

*sigh*

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Friday, 24 February 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)

hot weather has brought out the hott girls. they're everywhere and you can't touch them! aaaargh!!

― destroye's noobies (haitch), Friday, 24 February 2006 04:55 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

http://www.freewebs.com/kattmatt/Pan_Horned_God.jpg

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

oh jesus wow

this is a dark day for gershy's reputation

― I want sprinkles (country matters), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole/images/d003.jpg

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

would like to see more dilbert/jerkcity hybrid plz

― obi don quixote (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

http://please.leisuretown.us/dilhole.html

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:18 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity3658.gif

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

the phrase "after the jump" grates on me for some reason

― pro bowl was fun (omar little), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

yeah i think the first time i really noticed it was when i was readinClick for more!

― it's darn and ielle is hot (and what), Tuesday, 24 February 2009 19:27 (seventeen years ago)