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Ow, a condom that twists yer bizniz into a spiral = DUD.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dirty Teddy! that rocks!

Mitch, are any of these suggestions useful?

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

uhm...

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

err...

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

mitch how about "roll up the rim to sin"!

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's gold i tell you, GOLD!!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Protecting yr privates from vagina dentata since 1865"

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

"vagina dentata" = thats it i'm going gay

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Asshola dentata"

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 3 March 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

I Cor. 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,
10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.

― Aaron A., Monday, 3 March 2003 21:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aaron A. = no relation to Nick A. (though my middle name is Aaron, oddly enough)

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 3 March 2003 21:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wd totally buy "CORINTHIANS" brand dicksheaths

― Millar (Millar), Monday, 3 March 2003 22:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Give your partner the Word!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 3 March 2003 23:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wd totally buy "CORINTHIANS" brand dicksheaths

Well, would this be for the lambskin condoms, and would you get Ricardo Montalban to do the TV ads? "Rrrrrrrrich Corinthian leather..."

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 00:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

When I worked at Hughes, our contractor was Northrup for a B-2 system we were doing, and the Northrup peaople had some condoms made in a B-2 bomber-shaped package upon which "No one will see you coming." was written.

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 02:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, those actually made it into Newsweek I think

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 02:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Design condom packaging that looks like tuxedos for the penis. Market them as being for "The well-dressed man."

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 04:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.milenariocomics.com.ar/06mar02/bender.jpg
Looks like a great way to get young kids to start using condoms. Hook them young.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 04:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Did you just say that?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 09:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

MEMBERS ONLY.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 11:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mr Noodles is referring to the episode of South Park where they get given kid condoms?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whats sappooning hot stuffs?
http://www.angelfire.com/il3/timemachine/images/longduckdong.jpg

― Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

now i'm sad i can't use "no one will see you coming" (and can't think of an equally funny reworking), but "members only" is v good i think.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

I dunno why you aren't going with the whole piano playing condom thing.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm working on it, jel. i'm just afraid that the boyracer fans/guys who buy 'funny' condoms at gas stations demographic ain't exactly overlapping all that much y'know.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

'slippery when wet'

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 4 March 2003 18:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

jel i am designing yr "symphony-brand" condoms!

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

four years pass...

Poppagers

― gershy, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 03:54 (sixteen years ago) link

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