Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

Divint fuckin accuse us ay no takin wor club serious
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For an international message board ILF fandom is definitely concentrated among a few teams, to the extent that Villa, the most successful club in the second biggest city in Britain, have one fan. See also the delight at a Norwich fan popping up. Imagine how great a passionate Stoke or Blackburn fan would be.

*Condescending pat on head*

Need more Utd fans imo

I mean sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around here who actually likes Wayne Rooney

No. It's bad enough that yourself and NBS have softened my hatred of Man Utd, don't want to take the chance any more posters could lead me to a grudging admiration for that club.
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I believe EZ Snappin is a Villa fan.

Unless he was the one you were thinking of, in which case fuck off London-centric media conspiracy have you won the european cup wahhh

It's a fairytale for the Villa and Norwich fans, getting to post on the same board as Matt, pandemic, etc.

every post is like a cup final

They can tell the grandkids about the time a hoy hoy zinged them

Official Newcastle United forum - FA Cup winners 2011/12, Europa League here we come!

Playing it straight, setting some google-bait.

Good work

as a constant lurker and nufc fan i felt I ought to identify myself, begin the ridicule

Wrong thread.

j/k

Hurrah! It's international week, you get eight more days of basking in glory first.

That was fast. Ismael Klata - gets results

I mean sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around here who actually likes Wayne Rooney

― Number None, Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what you like that guy? pete doesn't seem to like ebjt, i certainly cant stand wilshere - cunts are cunts regardless of how well they play football for your team.

Dear James,

We are delighted to announce that the world-famous rock band Coldplay will be performing two dates at Emirates Stadium next summer. The British band, who has just released their new album 'Mylo Xyloto', will appear at the Gunners' home on Friday 1st June 2012 and Saturday 2nd June 2012.

We are also pleased to confirm that the Club have negotiated with the event promoter - SJM Concerts - for an allocation of tickets to be made available to Arsenal Members to purchase 24 hours prior to the general ticket release.

Tickets are priced from £49.50 and will be available to Arsenal Members from 9am to 11.59pm UK time on Thursday 17th November 2011.

worth trying over Jenkinson-Squillaci-Koscielny-Djourou imo

Which one's the drummer?

Jenk.

The British band, who has just released their new album

Strange grammar

Give Arsene a break man

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Wouldn't the American version be 'which has just released its new album' though?

guess so

I wasn't being entirely serious a hoy hoy.

tbf, hard to tell there

Really? Guess my faux-naif tone could use some work

right back atcha

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no

Moving swiftly on, Bale to Barcelona for £35m? Overpriced if you ask me

on a swap deal with messi

Something about being able to do it on a cold November night at the NAMING RIGHTS.

Messi's a shit Left Back tho

So is Gareth Bale

Further to the recruit-a-NUFC ILFer, think we should try to poach Alex Niven from the Zero Books cru. Maybe on a swap deal in return for Marcello?

bale > alves tbh, not sure barca need 'backs'

Pro wrestling, Pet Shop Boys references, given to extrapolating wildly outwards from dvd boxsets - that guy's a strong candidate alright.

please x3 no Z0r0 B00ks related people

if you want a Geordie there is only one you need

*** GEORDIE RACER ***

I think Niven is very good. Zer0 has published a few decent things.

Talking of Geordie Racer...

gotta come clean.. once assisted in recording a KISS pastische for the TOON ..chorus went 'God gave Andy Cole to ya'
nufc = beck's 'loser', joy division's 'atrocity exhibition'

― geordie racer, Friday, 1 June 2001 00:00 (10 years ago)

Music at Sporting Events: What Would _YOU_ Choose to Play?

!!

always loved the Racer

ssshhhhh nobody tell pinefox it's 2011

That's an all-time hall of fame post though surely?

bale > alves tbh, not sure barca need 'backs'

I read an extra consonant in the last word of this and was about to go wtf.

tbh barca fans do have a history of hating the blind.

Still not sure exactly why the Spanish are so fond of making monkey noises at blind players tbh

Yeah exactly, I thought darragh had taken his JT-baiting to new satirical heights, not that he would really hold that opinion, just to be clear.

so sick of this shit, just cos i hate women and the poor doesn't make me racist

it was, to be clear, an opinion that bale could perform well at the v nominal 'fullbind' position at barca, seeing as the fullbind aves on the right is p much an overlapping winger anyway.