Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

hiring shearer was amazing long-game strategy imo, that was a step to be o'erleapt or else forever failed

Also, I bet they don't keep saying 'as we have to call it these days', like you still get with linesmen fifteen years later.

Think you might have misunderstood - 'linesmen' were officially renamed 'referee's assistants as we have to call them these days'.

i wish there was a newcastle fan on ilx

all @ sportsdirect.com

Right, let's sign one. How can we go about this? Tap up someone from another board?

rename ILF to ILF @ sportsdirect.com

We have to wait for the transfer window to open again.

Come to this board, my children.

"sportsdirect.com@I Love Football" would be the proper syntax.

I bet Mike Ashley never gets any email.

I've had a soft spot for them for much of the Premiership era but it's been soured in recent times and my heart's not in making a proper go of supporting them.

We could try constructing an optimal searchable thread title to lure in a suitable googler? What would it be? It'd have to be the right type of fan.

TINO!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPGe9OrT53Y

I know some american newcastle fans but idk if they're what you guys are looking for

OFFICIAL JOHN TERRY FAN CLUB (Blind Cunts need not apply)

US fans probably won't have the delusions of grandeur

thx for that onimo. I loved Tino. Him arriving at Newcastle to sign in a blizzard with a massive fur coat on will always be my favourite transfer window moment (other than selling torres for £50m obvs)

CHEAP PETER BEARDSLEY BELLY TATTOOS /seo

St. sportsdirect.com Park.

we should have a poll deciding which ILF regular to assign the role of token Newcastle fan.

the winner would have to take it v seriously, obv. Pierre Menard, Supporter of Newcastle.

Divint fuckin accuse us ay no takin wor club serious
http://www.catflapmag.com/football-blog/content/binary/geordie.jpg

For an international message board ILF fandom is definitely concentrated among a few teams, to the extent that Villa, the most successful club in the second biggest city in Britain, have one fan. See also the delight at a Norwich fan popping up. Imagine how great a passionate Stoke or Blackburn fan would be.

*Condescending pat on head*

Need more Utd fans imo

I mean sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around here who actually likes Wayne Rooney

No. It's bad enough that yourself and NBS have softened my hatred of Man Utd, don't want to take the chance any more posters could lead me to a grudging admiration for that club.
xp

I believe EZ Snappin is a Villa fan.

Unless he was the one you were thinking of, in which case fuck off London-centric media conspiracy have you won the european cup wahhh

It's a fairytale for the Villa and Norwich fans, getting to post on the same board as Matt, pandemic, etc.

every post is like a cup final

They can tell the grandkids about the time a hoy hoy zinged them

Official Newcastle United forum - FA Cup winners 2011/12, Europa League here we come!

Playing it straight, setting some google-bait.

Good work

as a constant lurker and nufc fan i felt I ought to identify myself, begin the ridicule

Wrong thread.

j/k

Hurrah! It's international week, you get eight more days of basking in glory first.

That was fast. Ismael Klata - gets results

I mean sometimes I feel like I'm the only person around here who actually likes Wayne Rooney

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what you like that guy? pete doesn't seem to like ebjt, i certainly cant stand wilshere - cunts are cunts regardless of how well they play football for your team.

Dear James,

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We are also pleased to confirm that the Club have negotiated with the event promoter - SJM Concerts - for an allocation of tickets to be made available to Arsenal Members to purchase 24 hours prior to the general ticket release.

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worth trying over Jenkinson-Squillaci-Koscielny-Djourou imo

Which one's the drummer?

Jenk.

The British band, who has just released their new album

Strange grammar

Give Arsene a break man

xp http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_and_British_English_differences#Formal_and_notional_agreement

Wouldn't the American version be 'which has just released its new album' though?

guess so

I wasn't being entirely serious a hoy hoy.

tbf, hard to tell there

Really? Guess my faux-naif tone could use some work

right back atcha

ah