WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

CHARLES: I DON'T WANT TO BE THE QUEEN EITHER

respect for diana such a perfect tag.

"That's The Way To Do It" - So aligning yourselves with a violent, wife-beating handpuppet is a positive thing to these guys, eh?

well, yes.

ban Punch!

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week2/16108001.jpg

CLOONEY WINS FIAT MOTORHOME, TAKES IT OUT FOR A SPIN

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week2/16109210.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QMC5I.jpg

What's the matter, have they run out of pictures of Kate Middleton to print?

Fury as you pay for BNP TV ad: They should be FREE

What's the matter, have they run out of pictures of Kate Middleton to print?

― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Sunday, November 13, 2011 9:41 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

No.

http://s1-03.twitpicproxy.com/photos/large/446725207.jpg

Double headed poppy, Kate raises the fashion bar again.

Is that some sort of ex-pat edition? Prices for the iberians and English language tv listings...

I want to know about the temperature measurements in 1658. Tumbledown Dick standing atop Whitehall with his thumb aloft?

are we gonna be proper journalists and check the records or should we just bash the keyboard and see what happens?

"november to be warmest in ludhbo88457023 years"

Costs the crusaders in Spain a whole £1.80 to buy their traditional English paper in euros than had they used the Queen's pounds.

This "unexpected" arctic blast sure is a long time coming. Weren't they predicting this back at the beginning of September?

I hope they keep predicting it, maybe the cold'll never kick in and we'll just coast through Winter on a warm jet of bullshit headlines.

Woah, just noticed that Kate is secretly throwing the horns in that photo.

It's only 10p in the UK to-day I think. Ex-pats must love this shit.

The actual article on the weather says something like Met forecasters say it's going to feel a bit chilly by the end of the month better get your coats on, rather than COLD BLAST SHOCK.

Tabloid Watch: the Express and the weather

ahahaa the "Matt Willis from Busted is sueing Tricky" Sunday Mirror story is lol (there's a link to it on that linked page above).

Basically, Tricky's ex-manager has the same name as the Busted dude, but it's not him.

NOW HERE'S YOUR YEAR'S WORTH OF EXPRESS HEADLINES. Hadn't noticed that 'mortgages' is too long a word for the front page.

NEW LIGHTBULBS IN CANCER SCARE (Apr 20)

is the best. i hope it was warning people that now the eu was saying you shouldnt eat lightbulbs in case it offends a pakistani.

Speaking of princesses, Diana remained dead:

DIANA INQUEST SAMPLES SWITCHED (May 10)
DIANA DEATH FILM COVER-UP (Jul 2)
DIANA POLICE FACE ARREST (Jul 22)
DIANA’S SECRET ENGAGEMENT (Aug 17)
PRINCES BACK IN DIANA’S FLAT (Dec 18)

Madeleine McCann remained definitely not dead, okay?

FAMILY WARN KIDNAPPERS (Apr 1)
KATE MCCANN FEARS ATTACK (Apr 10)
MADDIE LINK TO GERMAN CHILD KILLER (May 8)
MADELEINE IS STILL ALIVE (May 13)
HOW DARE THEY CALL ME COLD (May 22)
SHE IS STILL OUT THERE (Jul 29)
THIRTY BRITISH POLICE IN NEW HUNT (Sep 9)
POLICE: WE ARE MAKING PROGRESS (Dec 6)

Joanna Yeates was freshly dead:

STRANGLED WITH HER SOCK (Jan 6)
JO: DNA TEST FOR ALL MEN (Jan 9)
JOANNA: MAN NEXT DOOR IS HELD (Jan 21)
JOANNA: DNA IS VITAL CLUE (Jan 22)
CHARGED WITH JO MURDER (Jan 23)
SHAME WE CAN’T HANG HER KILLER (Oct 29)

And don’t forget Jennifer Mills-Westley and Milly Dowler:

‘HIDE ME’ PLEA BY BEHEADED GRAN (May 15)
A LIFETIME OF KILLING (Jun 26)

I want to know how a beheaded gran can plea for help and what face the police arrested over diana's death.

‘HIDE ME FLANGE’ PLEA BY BEHEADED GRAN

http://i.imgur.com/UzoBg.jpg

NOW GET THIS SICK FILTH OFF OUR SCREENS, SAYS OWNER OF "TELEVISION X"

tis a bit rich

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week2/16144945.jpg

If you read the full article there's some, err, enlightened insinuations about what sort of ethnicity you should think has 10 children and claims benefits.

The figures also show that the "burden" is being cut by a whole 8 pence per month per taxpayer.

http://previous.presstv.ir/photo/20111018/lotfi_morteza20111018143249297.jpg
Just one household costs Britian £38m a year.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week2/16145667.jpg

NOW DISGRACED STAR STEALS FRONT PAGE FROM DIANA, MADDIE AND IMMIGRANTS

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week3/16151254.jpg

THE HEALTH LOTTERY... IT'S NOT SHIT... HONESTLY... PROPAGANDA...

A milkshake called Yazoo had better be a 'Sweet Thing'.

it has been a long long times since i was in school, even then anti british teachers where saying that the empire was wrong and the commenwealth was wrong ,my question is, was it, although we where not lily white ,53 nations are still in the commenwealth at there request, yet my grandchildren are not tought british history in the totaly failed shcool system we have today, we educate them to be anti british ,this is why the country is finished as a nation ,at least the germans have the claim to being the most detested race on earth ,well at least people know who they are ,who are we,??????

The comments on the Express site actually make my day. They're like the mad uncles from Burnistoun.

the totaly failed shcool system

priceless

nice to see the Express has reached its optimum cover price

5p! Cheaper than bogroll... that has bigoted prejudiced articles printed all over it.

isn't that 5p saying '5p cheaper than the Mail' or something and the price is in tiny print on the other side

maybe you both knew that

i didn't "know" it but i figured shenanigans were afoot

A bit of GISing reveals that it says "5p cheaper than the Daily Mail and ten times better".

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week4/16158252.jpg

A positive weather final solution.

FREEZING
WEATHER
KILL BILL (DVD free this Sunday!)

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2012/Jan/Week4/16159775.jpg

RIP Positive Weather Solutions. They're now quoting the Met Office and something called Netweather.

Also: where did Gary Speed and his wife row to?

god, james, i was just about to make the same exact dad joek...

bbbbut... it's called ICELAND!!! Britain can't be colder! Global Warming my eye! etc. etc. etc.

Netweather lists Michael Fish as a forecaster. Bit of previous there...

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/covers/257x330front/2012-02-02.jpg

Netweather forecaster Paul Michaelwhite said: “The cold spell is in full swing, with ever-deepening cold across the UK. Many regions are barely squeezing above freezing, and feeling colder in brisk easterly winds.

“Lows of -6C to -8C will not be uncommon, with rural spots potentially colder.”

squeezing the freezing

Are they annoyed it has cost £2m? Maybe they shouldn't have had her on the front page for so many years?

I'm not surprised Britain's colder than Iceland - people keep leaving the freezer doors open in there.

nice to see the express editor is clearly no longer obsessed with maddy