Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

well, maybe just one...

I was hoping she'd be all sweaters and jeans and known for her humanitarian work by this point.

Did anyone hear the Brett Ratner interview w/Stern from earlier this week where he bragged about having sex with her when she was a teenager? It was vile. No wonder she has so many problems...

No wonder Ratner used to pal around with Michael Jackson.

i kinda hate when people write shit like this. we didn't do anything to lohan! like virtually everything that has brought her to where she is was a result of her making a bunch of bad decisions that if anything the public was outright TELLING her she shouldn't do

― some dude, Sunday, November 6, 2011 9:20 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ya i think its clear at this point that the biggest problem is/was her lack of a stable, trustworthy support network--like her parents are obviously horrible parents and horrible people--her friends and hangers-on seem to not really have her best interests in mind at all--seems like a small scale MJ frankly

also the biggest problem is her behaving like a fool but yknow nature or nurture

oh well i dont know. i feel like ive read a lot about how awful her "close friends" are--taking her out clubbing and stuff right after rehab. i mean i have a hard time being like "lindsay shouldnt have acted like a fool even though every single person in her life was essentially telling her to"

she shoulda made different friends.

but i get what you're saying.

damn dude

i mean if shed got into the game when she was like 25 id probably feel more comfortable assigning her all the blame.

surm is fed the fuck up with lindsay and all her excuses.

People have to take responsibility for themselves. Surm is the 53%.

lol no i mean max definitely has a point. it's hard to shake the influence of parenting and growing up. i just feel like, given a world of opportunities, i would find a way to make my dreams come true -- if i really cared about acting. but i guess it's not that easy.

and honestly, the only thing i'm really THAT fed up with is her hair. she's obviously meant to be the next ann-margret, not marilyn monroe, but something in her silly little head doesn't get it.

I understand what you mean though. Like if I made millions off some movies, I'd use that money to get my shit correct.

Blonde is not her forte

What the fuck is with her America and Marilyn Monroe?

Fixed.

terrible

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/847607/lindsay-lohan-would-make-a-great-hooker-says-heidi-fleiss

hmm, that site is full of treats

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/846925/lindsay-lohan-is-no-new-yorker-says-pitbull

mom talk crotch

http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/846423/lindsay-lohan-keeps-her-fire-crotch-classy-for-playboy

"It was an opportunity for her. She's 25 years old now, so it was her ultimate decision," Dina Lohan told The Insider. "It will be tastefully done."

25 25 25. I had forgotten.

wow is she for real only 25

O_O

http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/11/dina-lohan.jpg
I had no idea her mom was Jareth the Goblin King
it explains so much

"get me get me out of here!!!"

I was going to say that they could cast her and LiLo in a remake, but Lindsay looks too old :-(
25, damn...

reading those quotes from dina lohan just makes me think, again, "jesus christ lindsay had no chance did she"

dina lohan looks like khan!!

it's kind of strange how LiLo posing for Playboy is being treated as some sort of new low for her. It's like the classiest thing she's done in 3 years.

haha yeah pretty much

is this from playboy because she looks pretty great
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/394072_10150453023378797_503343796_8712034_562501337_n.jpg

Dont really get what is happening here. its like a fragrance commercial thats about 1:37 seconds too long:

http://video.nytimes.com/video/2011/05/26/t-magazine/100000000835538/lindsay-lohan-transformed.html

Ahhhl be your meeeror

No. No. No.

fuck yes.

I am so fucking confused, by the way. I don't know what to believe anymore.

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/files/2009/01/07/img-lindsay04_125118634254.jpg

omg lol that video

i've always seen a bit of liz taylor in her face

got the playboy! it's pretty cool

jimmy the mod all you need to believe in is photoshop

otm

also p sure this was discussed on sandbox but the playboy spread is boring and shitty :(

in other news i ordered and awaiting arrival of my copy of LINDZINE:

http://www.hamburgereyeland.com/servlet/the-174/LINDZINE-%231/Detail
http://i.imgur.com/W8nkk.jpg

she doesnt even show any clam in it. *gives gladiator style thumbs down*

no clam!?!?!?!?

no clam.

I didn't think actual famous people ever did in Playboy?

yeah what did you boys expect? it looks exactly like a playboy spread looks.

lol @ what's on the first page of GIS for missing clam

LOL!

surm dont you think doing a Marylin Monroe tribute in 2011 is a little played, especially considering she already did one for New York Magazine* a few years ago?

*showed bush btw

yeah what did you boys expect? it looks exactly like a playboy spread looks.

― surm, Tuesday, January 10, 2012 8:21 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark

i guess i havent seen many playboy spreads. i want clam! *bangs knife and fork on table* clam!! *pushes everything off table in one motion and jumps up on it* CLAM!!!!!!!!