WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT

I think it depends mainly on two things. 1) environment, and 2) weapons. The Predator could kick just about anyone's backside in a jungle environment. Batman could do the same in a city. But then only if he had has gadgets. Which brings in the question of are weapons allowed? And what constitutes a weapon? Does the USS Enterprise count as a weapon? Because if it does, then Picard would be able to own everyone else on that list. "Nuke photon torpedo the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure."

Picard gets a phaser but other than that his wits are his only weapons

Sonic the Hedgehog wouldn't win shit. Mario is too busy jumping on mushrooms, Xena is all porking that other bird all the time and Frankenstein is too busy creating emo humans to attack stuff.

I think that Picard should at least get a phaser rifle as that's his weapon of choice in the movies. The Hobbit is the real loose cannon. If Bilbo has the Ring, he's won. If he doesn't, he's toast. Gargamel, and Dracula are basically toast anyway.

Leaving Baggins out of the argument for a moment, I think it would have to be Vader that wins. Most of the others he'd just Force push through the nearest wall. The only ones who really have a chance are Batman, Wolverine, or Xena, but only if they can get up close. Adamantine claw, meet life support system... Picard has a chance at longer range, but effectively he has to take out Vader first, then deal with the others. Of course if everyone else realises that Vader is the main threat, and they all jump on him at the start of the fight, then I don't know what to suggest.

Even better than this:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Mortal_Kombat_vs._DC_Universe_Coverart.png

(xpost) Although if Iron Man was in this as well, he would own everyone. Because he can fly.

Mario can fly.

I thought about that, actually. He can only fly when he has the wing cap or whatever it's called, so I don't think that really counts as regular equipment.

yeah does he get the bee suit

yes but he also gets the boing-oing suit

(xpost) the bee suit only allows Mario to hover, which I think would make him a bit of a sitting duck.

surely it must be Darth Vader. You do not want to mess with the Dark Side.

And I also have to say, re the "Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe" game, is that the only way a fight between Sub Zero and Superman would be anywhere near equal would be if Lois had given him a Zune 30 encrusted in Kryptonite for Christmas...

I would play a Smash Brothers of this poll.

― Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Thursday, January 1, 2009 5:41 PM (1 hour ago)

^god yes

anyway, it'll come down to batman and darth vader. i think vader takes this

Are you kidding me? It's fucking RAMBO!

http://i43.tinypic.com/a13i9s.jpg

He would kill half of these people/characters/things in the first 20 seconds of the fight!

Huh? Rambo will be firing at Vader, but the bullets will be bouncing off Vader's gauntlet. Remember what happened at Bespin with Han? How could you forget so easily?! He was stuck in that carbonite for ages!

Although I have to agree that Rambo vs Dracula/Sonic/Mario/Rocky/Gargamel = Rocky win

If the fight lasted several days, Dracula could sneak around gaining recruits during the night.

Who's going to hurt Hulk?

Which Hulk though? If it's throw-tanks-around Hulk, then I see your point. TV series Hulk, meanwhile, would get owned by, let's see... Alien, probably Batman, Wolverine, and definitely Vader.

xpost
Darth Vader is included in the half of these people/characters/things that aren't killed in the first 20 seconds of the fight. I'm confident Rambo could find a way to take him down eventually though. I'm thinking these people are immediately shot and killed by Rambo:

Frankenstein
Dracula
Hellboy
Sonic the hedgehog
Super mario
The Hobbit
Xena
Jean-Luc Picard
Gargamel

(Rocky lives only because Rambo gets really freaked out when he looks at himself, and hesitates)

Frankenstein is too busy creating emo humans

Haw, well-put pedantry there.

Rambo couldn't do better than bronze medal in the high jump, so probably not him.

What If? Bruce Banner Was Bitten by Tomb of Dracula?

maybe it was 6:30 PM and Hulk was angry and annoyed because why was everyone always bothering Hulk, and Xena was wiping his forehead with a wet towel, and it was getting dark.

IMPORTANT - how many lives do Sonic and Mario get?

Not that it matters, I am plumping for Wolverine.

Is Adamantine resistant to light sabers the same way Cortis ore is?

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9638/prebat2sb8.jpg

http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/r/rvt1.jpg

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/image_cover/Archie_meets_Punisher.jpg

http://www.richiebits.com/comics/covers/BatmanJudgeDredd.jpg

http://ui27.gamespot.com/1466/skulls_2.jpg

http://www.richiebits.com/comics/covers/BatmanJudgeDredd.jpg

folx let's just be honest, this is a fatal two way between the alien and the predator

voted alien, think I shda gone pred

how in the shit do you calculate that either the alien or the predator have a chance against darth fucking vader

i think batman and picard would team up, because they would figure out that was the only way they could stand a chance against a sith lord
it is clear to me that this battle's victors will need on-the-feet cleverness and not so much the more primal attributes

wht does DV even do? light saber? bleurgh, pred wd take him out from long range in a one-on-one; alien wd fuck him up by stealth. either way that's moot, cos rambo wd take him out w/his AK before we even need these hypotheticals

besides, I don't like darth vader

oh hey! you didn't tell me DV ws a "sith lord"

clearly you don't know what a high midichlorian count provides

Picard and Batman at Tanagra

darth vader is lame. but so are all the choices.
xena vs. gargamel is my dream match though :p
this poll needs more booberella

anyway really you know who would own this shit in a hot minute
http://www.critical-hits.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Kirby.jpg

wd love to think FUCK YOU IT'S BEE SUIT super mario cd prevail but sadly tht'd never happen

xena may be a sleeper here btw

well d'uh@tombot

how do the Cybermen fit into all this

http://images13.fotosik.pl/48/6792e0cdafa30e9b.jpg

wd pay-per-view

http://images2.ggl.com/images/akuma3.jpg Vs. http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3235/2767416400_51d9d95619.jpg

http://www.superherotv.com/gfx/covers/180_batman-hellboy1.JPG

What about the transformers and G I Joe vs COBRA and the Decepticons, only set in WWII?

http://www.seibertron.com/images/comic/14/005.jpg

or a fighting game based on Les Miserables?

this is a serious question and deserves a serious answer:

Alien - physically powerful and resilient but not cunning or equipped with many long-range options. also handicapped by the group setting he's capable of quickly taking out a few of the weaker players but barring any salient environmental factors i think he loses out to a more well-rounded opponent. odds 10:1

Predator - built for situations like this but amongst the physically weaker players. best bet is to hang back and use superior technology to end the greater threats from a distance and then use his hunting skills to trap the others. odds 5:1

Hulk - a tank. unable to hide he may suffer from being an obvious target and even superhuman healing abilities won't save him from being mauled by alien or hammered at by hellboy. and its an open question as to whether he will be able to use his keen sense to uncover invisible enemies. an outside chance at 8:1

Batman - a predator with worse weapons. anti-social tendencies preclude him from alinging with other human players, comparatively weak and not blessed with any supernatural powers his lose is as obvious as a bat signal. odds 25:1

Frankenstein - i'm assuming slox means the creature and not ol victor. fuck this shamboling emo creation either way ability to ignore non-emotional pain is a plus but this dude loses out on every category and seeing him lurch to victory would be a real "shock". generous odds at 50:1

you're giving it to pred? knew I shd've voted otherwise

I still like those odds on alien tho as you say environment and lighting condition is key; think we can assume this will take place in an arena, in full light which I think stymies the li'l guys chances somewhat : /

ya I meant frankenstein's monster but it's funnier to say frankenstein

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Sonic the hedgehog 8

whatevs, some asthmatic guy in a cloak with telekinesis could take the hulk or hellboy, suuuuuure.

lol Gargamel

You can tell that some people simply aren't treating this poll with the seriousness it merits.

Do not underestimate the power of the Dark Side...

Now that is some straight up bullshit.

Sonic the hedgehog 8

― Socktor Duperman (k3vin k.), Saturday, January 17, 2009 7:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lulz

wow nice to see only mongos voted here

9
8

weird fukkin results -- darth vader isnt even lol

Nice to see so many people voting, but Gargamel polling over twice as many votes as Picard? WTF?

Kirk woulda made a better showing, frankly.

this is really surprising!

i will put up poll #2 later today

Will Dick Dastardly be in it?

plz include "a Philadelphia Eagles fan"

;_;

Darth Vader probably couldn't even kill a smurf (neither could gargamel, but he got my vote)

Darth Vader lost every major fight he was in!

I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

*cuts legs*

James Earl Jones, OTOH, would beat that ass

xena was robbed

in the end, I'm sure xena got what she wanted anyways
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http://xenite.net/legacy01.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v307/xena1985/xena_and_gabrielle_subtext.jpg

ok i can't find round 2 but here you guys go

http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/DSC_4681.JPG

http://gamu-toys.info/sonota/sw/obama/DSC_4696.JPG

Amazing.

Props to Picard voters, the thinking person's choice.

paging Kant to thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUSbId7Earc

If Troi was with Picard, she could tell him that she sensed the Hulk was "very angry".

Batman is considered by the Predator species to be "the Ultimate Hunter" and is honored as such in their culture.

ultimate hunter != best in a fight tho

yep

and even if it was 'who would win in a fight in the jungle' then i dunno has batman got rambo or even gargamel

or ewoks, for that matter