Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

we're still a bunch of fouling bastards though

leon britton just gave the ball away. Overrated.

hey even xavi gives the ball away twice a season

peno imo

Swanselona.

he may be shit in every other way but god damn if jenkinson isn't the first arsenal player since cashley who can cross the ball.

tommy v! <3

i'm struggling to believe that routledge is this good tbh

Anon via text: "25 years ago today, when Alex Ferguson took over at Manchester United the bottom 4 clubs were Chelsea, Man united, Newcastle United, and Man City.

interesting if true

Missed the first 20 mins, but this has been pretty crap fare from Liverpool.

the first 20 mins was our best period. Carroll with the best chance, Reina with the best save.

Even game.

every time johnson gets forward it's centrally for some bizarre reason rather than down the right.

interesting if true

Probably is true: I know United and City were in the bottom four, not sure about the other two

it was a one-line from Futurama but yeah i'm assuming it's true

AScooley on Twitter: "A plane has flown over Ewood park with a banner saying "STEVE KEAN OUT" ...You have got to feel sorry for the bloke."

man ppl really dislike this chicken

Wellbeck / OG puts United ahead in injury time after a shite first half performance. Steve Bruce will be livid.

Brown og you say?

NOTEBOOKS OUT, CONSPIRACY THEORISTS

What a shit game. Thanks Agent Brown

I hope Kean doesn't go, EPL badly needs this running lol.

^^^

i hope the venky's guys don't realise you can sack the manager

I guess they've already set 7-1 as the trigger point for formal procedures

Vorm's got a lovely right foot.

Actually if Kean out means Shearer in, I might reconsider.

Shearer certainly has the experience to take Blackburn back to where they belong

Shearer-Le Saux partnership for max lols.

Swansea!

things in football that dont seem right even though they are factz pt. 649

Former England international Danny Mills is at Old Trafford for BBC Radio 5 live

Would love to see Steve Bruce's record against Utd.

Mills won loads of caps. Reference to 'former England man Andy Johnson' shocked me in midweek though.

Always enjoy 'former England International Zat Knight' cheers Sven

Bruce has never won against Utd as manager

Would love to see Steve Bruce's record against Utd

I expect it would consist largely of defeats, seeing as he was in charge of Birmingham and Wigan who were desperately fighting relegation most of the time and now a mediocre Sunderland team, while United were winning title after title. Similarly, I expect his record against Chelsea hasn't been very good, while United's record against, say West Brom or Charlton is probably pretty good.

swansea cranking up the pressure

reina gets lucky/good. LFC on the ropes.

Agbonlahor's now set up two goals for D Bent and scored one himself

shit

reina gets lucky/good AGAIN!

suarez's first touch has been poor today

Even when the odds are against them (Swansea), they still seem to get their foot to the ball and knock it on to a team mate. Remarkable stuff.

1621: Deary me, that is awful! Blackburn - again - are left to rue some poor finishing as Grant Hanley is presented with an open goal as Petr Cech can only parry Morten Gamst Pedersen's free-kick, but the youngster contrives to fire straight at the prostrate Chelsea keeper. Ellery Hanley would have scored that, I think.

one day someone will teach the bbc that they do not need to put in every detail they can think of in just one sentence and then that they don't need a shitty punchline for the next, a lot more precise sentence. minds will be blown.

getting penned in at the Kop end!

dowd gives a free kick that wasn't but as he gives it it should be a pen cos inside the box

Jenas, in a Villa shirt, it looks kinda wrong

This isn't good. Swansea unlucky not to have a penalty there.

LFC getting straight murdered in midfield 2nd half.

Think we need to take a striker off tbh and get an extra man in MF

United (finally) all over Sunderland, but can't get a second goal

Arteta, blimey.