Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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"Old Trafford is ready for a silver anniversary party to celebrate Sir Alex Ferguson's reign at Manchester United. A giant banner is snaking its way along the Stretford End reading "Sir Alex 25 Years - The Impossible Dream Made Possible." Ferguson will want to focus on starting his 26th year with a Premier League victory. Sunderland manager Steve Bruce played his part in Ferguson's success story as a United captain, but he will be hoping to spoil the party today."

Not only an idiot but a liar, eh Nult?

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 13:57 (fourteen years ago)

lol at you guys looking at a xi that actually had rooney at rb, thought 'well sure' and then wondered why i wasn't 100% srs with my other choices

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:13 (fourteen years ago)

He's in midfield again btw.

Number None, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

Not only an idiot but a liar, eh Nult?

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Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:15 (fourteen years ago)

Steve Bruce played his part in Ferguson's success story as a United captain, but he will be hoping to spoil the party today

I assume

Number None, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)

just the last bit

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

Are you still pissed?

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:21 (fourteen years ago)

nah this is righteous

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

you raise an interesting idea tho

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

isn't there a special mat at ot for bruce to roll over and get his belly tickled

sam- rooney at rb is a popular meme, fletcher > keane is an unpopular lie

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

rooney will finish his utd career at sweeper

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

next may

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

Newcastle are about to go second in the league. In November.

Deems I never had you pegged as and Anderton fan but not making a place for Klinsmann in that XI hurts me in my heart.

Matt DC, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

So, Newcastle up to second place with a win at home in front of 50,000-odd crowd. I bet Andy Carroll wishes he could join a club like that.

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

andy carroll seems a bit slow-witted afaict, as long as he gets paid i doubt he really cares

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:44 (fourteen years ago)

more importantly they are only 15 points away from the 40-safety-point (lol pardew gotta come at some point.)

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:51 (fourteen years ago)

What?!

Liverpool will also hit second at some point between new year and Easter.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:54 (fourteen years ago)

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

still haven't played any good teams though

i guess man u - sunderland is the game to watch this afternoon?

sonderangerbot, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

No 50,000 crowd tho. Also no Carra today. Hurrah!! *awaits 2-0 pasting by Swansea*
xp

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

This rooney in MF madness MUST stop!!

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 14:58 (fourteen years ago)

stunning insight from barry horne - "brendan rodgers will have told his team to gout there and try"

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

go out

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

that one thing is sure, the man will have told his men to try

Nigel Farage is a fucking hero (nakhchivan), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:04 (fourteen years ago)

"Roy Hodgson - a wanker" My ?Portuguese? commentator, 2011.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

Carroll misses from 3 yards out!!!

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

LFC killing it down the left so far

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:09 (fourteen years ago)

a lock for 2nd

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:10 (fourteen years ago)

i feel so much calmer with tommy v in the team

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

a lock for 2nd

back in your box arsenal fan

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:11 (fourteen years ago)

10 mins first free kick. lucas foul ;) LJ's boy Leon Britton yet to misplace a pass.

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:12 (fourteen years ago)

liverpool are breaking records for hitting the woodwork this year, it's incredibly frustrating.

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:13 (fourteen years ago)

Hey I didn't say we'd finish second. I suspect Utd will pip us on goal difference.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

liverpool are breaking records for hitting the woodwork this year, it's incredibly frustrating.

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wait you signed rvi?

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:14 (fourteen years ago)

loads of really interesting alex ferguson stories around today btw...v entertaining stuff, you'd have feared it could descend into incredibly tedious platitude after even more tedious platitude but amazingly it hasn't.

for instance i found this article challenged me a lot:

Ferguson the best - Van Der Sar

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:18 (fourteen years ago)

Van Der Sar the best - Nobody

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

Van Der Sar actually shit - Local Garda

When a German communicates, you listen (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:20 (fourteen years ago)

ok that ramsey pass would have made iniesta proud.

1-0 rvi.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

one man team

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:23 (fourteen years ago)

tbf matt i put jurgen in when i was reminded about him, which is embarrassing

blind pele (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:24 (fourteen years ago)

lucas with terrible headed effort from 6 yards out

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

ok so i type in 'robin van persie hits woodwork' and get this, presumably made by someone with genuine mental disabilities...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJnJRAMm5E0

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:25 (fourteen years ago)

genuine lol abilities

Bond 23: Skyrim (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:26 (fourteen years ago)

great free kick by Anthony Pilkington after a needless foul by Alan Hutton, who is not a footballer

MPx4A, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:27 (fourteen years ago)

commentator guy "that's been a popular tactic for Liverpool so far, the pump up to Carroll"

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

Funny that van der sar's Juventus and Fulham years yielded precisely the same honours.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

reina with amazing save. routledge playing annoyingly well also

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:29 (fourteen years ago)

vorn denies suarez

pandemic, Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

United have finally managed a shot

Mister Potato shares Manchester United’s commitment to (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 5 November 2011 15:32 (fourteen years ago)


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