Just when you thought it was safe - OK CUPID PART 3: The Return of the WOO!

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*hangs head in shame*

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:40 (twenty years ago)

Cheerful Regularr?

Oh my! You're always around on ILX chat sessions, you go to FAPs when
you can, your picture's often up on those "what do you look like?"
threads, and there's more than one TITTWIS post with your name on it.
In the middle of all of ILX's crazed flame wars and dripping sarcasm,
you never stop treating it as, you know, just a pleasant message board.
Which is sort of awesome, and might just mean you're a "young Ned in
training". ;-)

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 03:45 (twenty years ago)

Oh noes!! Oh noes!! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are in the presence of a ROCKIST - even though you probably don't really like the term, and think it makes zero sense. Not for you, the smashing of canons and praising of Girls Aloud - and don't even try to bring up Shania's Ramones t-shirt. In the end, though, you're an affable sort, and who would begrudge you the chance to write those lists and cover those connections?

vintage latin? lollers!

― Wogan Lenin (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Kanye, John Cena, and a moomin = lolz.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 09:53 (twenty years ago)

I'm also a Cheerful Regular -- 59% pwnedness!

The description doesn't really apply to me though!

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 10:18 (twenty years ago)

Another Cheerful Regular with 51%. I guess the description fits.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 10:34 (twenty years ago)

None of my actual answers were on there. I did not like the test. :-(

― The Lidl Shop Of Horrors (kate), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 11:10 (twenty years ago)

So no one got the Noize D00d result, then?

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:29 (twenty years ago)

did anyone else get old ilm? i feel so alone.

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:34 (twenty years ago)

I got old ilm - 46% pwnedness!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 5 January 2006 00:47 (twenty years ago)

i got cheerful regular. which pisses me off.

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:29 (twenty years ago)

i got old ilm, but i'm not old ilm...i started here in November 2003

― latebloomer: Grab my puffy nipples and make a wish. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:37 (twenty years ago)

what counts as old-ilm?

― latebloomer: Grab my puffy nipples and make a wish. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:40 (twenty years ago)

i started here in mid-2002. i think anything up to about there counts as old-ilm. although ilm had already jumped the shark by then.

― miss michael learned (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:54 (twenty years ago)

Cheerful regular. Woo.

― J (Jay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 01:55 (twenty years ago)

The Cheerful Regular
You scored 73% pwnedness!
Oh my! You're always around on ILX chat sessions, you go to FAPs when you can, your picture's often up on those "what do you look like?" threads, and there's more than one TITTWIS post with your name on it. In the middle of all of ILX's crazed flame wars and dripping sarcasm, you never stop treating it as, you know, just a pleasant message board. Which is sort of awesome, and might just mean you're a "young Ned in training". ;-)

***

I am quite thrilled by this, as I am a huge fan of Ned. If Nabisco is the King of ILX, and Momus is the Queen, then Ned is the bishop: diplomatic, diagonal, works well in a tactical situation, can be used to break through pw3n structures.

― ratty, Thursday, 5 January 2006 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Does this mean Nabisco/Momus slash is on its way?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:13 (twenty years ago)

it isn't already?

so who's gonna be stroking the Ned?

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 5 January 2006 03:43 (twenty years ago)

another cheerful regular. I'm quite sure more than a few TITTWIS posts have my name on them.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Thursday, 5 January 2006 05:56 (twenty years ago)

The Cheerful Regular

You scored 63% pwnedness!

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 10:36 (twenty years ago)

eight months pass...

ok, i have joined this on saturday. it's not very good.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh noes!

― marianna lcl (marianna lcl), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

what's your username?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

i have just emailed it to you.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

I met up with a girl from OKC on the weekend. I am honestly shocked at how well it went. Before I met up with her I was assuming she'd be missing an arm or leg or have gained 80 kilos since she joined and that I'd make it an early night. But after meeting her I assumed she was out of my league and that she'd make it an early night.
Being wrong wrong wrong never felt so good! I see her again tomorrow!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

But you're so smooth and cool, Thermo! Why'd you think you'd have trouble? Ok Cupid is easily the funniest of these sites, and I think it might be better than all of them. It's done me no good, though.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

when i say "it's not very good" i think i thought once i'd filled in 500 of their quiz/test things i would be presented with a cornucopia of delectable thirty- or twenty- (or even morety-)somethings, all of whom hate football, love indiepop and bikes, and live within 10 miles of london e5. but instead i've got... i dunno... a lot of people who can't spell very well. and TWO or maybe THREE (photo/memory inconclusive) ilxors.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

I've always thought good spelling is an overrated criterion when it comes to selecting a sexual partner. When Justin Timberlake brought sexy back I bet he wasn't checking whether it was spelt "sexxi" or whatever.

― Alba (Alba), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

emsk otmfm, i just joined recently and i'm pretty underwhelmed

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

Bryan send me yer username! I want to fill your profile with copious amounts of nonsensical, rambling comments.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

you lot missed the boat is all

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

It's sockies, Thermo. Ramble away.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

i met someone very nice on OKC. they are in glasgow now.

― electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

there's totally a few in london too.

i once invited dom passantino to a hen fap through the powers of text message from a non-ilx okcupider's phone.

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

It truly was wheels within wheels.

Someone came up to me at a dinner party a few months back and went "You're on OKCupid, aren't you? So am I". SOCIAL NETWORKING.

― Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

I have been having better luck with real life with OKC.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

why am i not saying what my username is? it is bluelights.

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 09:29 (nineteen years ago)

the trail has gone cold on my search for LUV on OKC.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:46 (nineteen years ago)

Say it aint so mandee!

OKCupid makes me feel a bit Groucho Marx ish - I wouldn't want to go out with anyone I've been highly matched with. Matt and I are only something like a 67% match according to OKC, so there you go.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:31 (nineteen years ago)

my whole life makes me feel a bit groucho marxish :(

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:35 (nineteen years ago)

i met a dude on OKC. he is awesome. also, 2 hours away. :/

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

lol i'm being messaged heaps on okcupid atm lol

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:38 (nineteen years ago)

I just got the following message

hi
u look female
are u gay

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ouch.

― Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

due to never receiving any messages on this thing i am now completely lacking in any self confidence with approaching ladies in the real world.

thanks ok cupid.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

what's yr username there ste?

― emsk ( emsk), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

haha ok i have changed my mind, this has *just* started getting fun.

― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

Sigh.

I'd rather keep on with my impossible crushes, methinks.

― Cabal Of Secret Chefs (kate), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

great! someone from REAL LIFE found me on here. EMBARASSING.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

That's embarrassing how? They are on the thing too, you know!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

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