Throw on Your Best Cardigan and Celebrate Fall 2011 with the Gays of ILX

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lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

i have no problem with smart attractive people, it is the airs that i have a problem with. i have no patience for airs.

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:15 (fourteen years ago)

speaking of airs, they probably all wore the worst cologne.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

ie, cologne

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

I wouldn't listen to the poetry most SUNY grads I've met wrote.

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:16 (fourteen years ago)

are u guys saying u r not annoyed by that write-up

Didn't get that far, tbh; TG;DR

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:17 (fourteen years ago)

POETRY AS PICKUP LINES:

“This is actually my first salon that I’m attending as a single bachelor,” he said. Having poems as a centerpiece of the night, he added, helped ease him back into the group. “You kind of forget that we’re all attracted to each other and want to go home together.”

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

poems as lubricant

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:18 (fourteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

You'd prefer lube as poetry?

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:19 (fourteen years ago)

"The lube was a poem."

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:20 (fourteen years ago)

At work, so I can't quite pull up the embarrassing litany of Astroglide pr0netry I know exists.

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

i didn't even read it. the opening graf made me cringe. plus whogivesashit.jpg. fussy self-involved privileged young gay men with literary aspirations surrounded by stupid furniture boners. i'll take ugly and stupid, thanks.

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

tbh they're really not even that attractive

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:21 (fourteen years ago)

"furniture boners"!

now, see, THAT is a poetic figure.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

starting Ugly & Stupid salon at my apartment; lube provided

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

^^^ spring gay thread title

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:22 (fourteen years ago)

The guy organizing it is pretty fine imo. The rest maybe not so much.

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

googled "ugly gays" and got

http://rantventrant.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ugly-lesbians.jpg

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

I'm ugly and stupid, but you don't see me going around celebrating the fact.

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:23 (fourteen years ago)

i just realized i know the guys who's apartment that is as well. i work with them; they send my office brownies at christmastime.

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:24 (fourteen years ago)

haa they found each other! xp

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:25 (fourteen years ago)

surm maybe you can infiltrate the salon and report back!

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:27 (fourteen years ago)

lol that would be SO COOL if i could make it thru the night without impaling myself with a cheese knife

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm probably mustering more hatred for this than i otherwise might because i just watched 'metropolitan' last night

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:35 (fourteen years ago)

The guys in Metropolitan are more smhable than Queer Poesy in Williamsburg.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 17:39 (fourteen years ago)

my bf just told me he's 'friends' with dimitrov on facebook bc dimitrov randomly friended him a couple of years ago. he's like, i have no idea why he friended me. just the whole idea of this guy setting himself up with an arbitrary circle of friends-gone-possible-fuckbuddies skeeves me out.

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

The only thing that would skeeve me out about it is not being selected to join the circle.

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)

the new york times is so weird why are they covering a private party

plax (ico), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

bcz everyone is well-dressed and Important.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:58 (fourteen years ago)

(I'm sure their mentors and sugar daddies can dress how they like, tho)

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if you gays will like Noel Coward's letter counseling a heartsick Marlene Dietrich:

http://selfstyledsiren.blogspot.com/2011/11/noel-coward-tells-marlene-snap-out-of.html

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

I don't mind this "peek" into privilege.

xpost

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

ugh, idk man, that salon sounds like an absolute nightmare

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 3 November 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

I think I just stumbled (via Facebook) onto the fact that a fairly well-known gay pr0n star also works at my parent company.

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

oh, that Ch4rles 0sg00d!

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

that poetry thing seems too remote to get worked up about. there was a guy i thought was cute in one of the photographs.

plax (ico), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

also btw hi

plax (ico), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:38 (fourteen years ago)

Update: he's not gay! (He mentioned a former girlfriend.) But he is 23 and nominally my employee.

He says he likes to watch old movies but has no one to watch them with . . . how can I refuse?

Virginia Plain, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:54 (fourteen years ago)

CAREFUL!

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:55 (fourteen years ago)

surm today i had a conversation with a girl in my class about my so called life and she brought up how rayanne does an angela chase impression in the our town episode

plax (ico), Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:56 (fourteen years ago)

she's like "and then your face falls"

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 20:57 (fourteen years ago)

it was a major bonding experience

plax (ico), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:10 (fourteen years ago)

I wonder if you gays will like Noel Coward's letter counseling a heartsick Marlene Dietrich

About as much as this series:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N2vNpHR0a0

dor Dumbeddownball (Eric H.), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:13 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure it was plaxi, ur very bondable

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

at the NY FAP last night, I threated to get a mobile device as soon as there's an app to find older gsy men near you, which would be activated by answering questions about Judy Garland films or Queen albums. It would be called Limpr.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

:|

surm, Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:31 (fourteen years ago)

Here's an enema, old man.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

lolll DR MORBIUS

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

i'm listening to a radio pgm from the late '60s with gay men talking about bars/hangouts/cruising spots of the time in nyc. there was once a bar in north bergen, nj called Charlie Dickens

vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Thursday, 3 November 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)


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