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Whoa, A+++++++!!!!!

яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

ahahahah

caek, Thursday, 1 January 2009 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/mother_teresa_pancake.jpg

Dan Lacey, Monday, 5 January 2009 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

Impressive Mother T.
I had a half an hour explaining my Chase no Face painting on our mantle to my girl's parents over the holidays.
More game oriented stuff would sell like pancakes. Wherezat Fallobama?

"The Gay History of The United States" (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 January 2009 22:07 (seventeen years ago)

Working on it...

http://www.faithmouse.com/harry_reid_pancake_cave-in.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout_obama_inauguration_inprog.jpg

It is begun...

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 11 January 2009 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

Hmm. These allegorical pieces have promise.

The Secret & Shocking Underground World of Streetwalking Gummi Bears (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 06:57 (seventeen years ago)

I am also to relax you.

chuzzuck eddizy (libcrypt), Tuesday, 13 January 2009 07:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout_obama_pre.jpg

From Gawker-

http://www.faithmouse.com/sarah-palin-breakfast.jpg

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 16:19 (seventeen years ago)

Man, you're serious on the fallobama one!

i wanna roll stuff UP, i don't wanna NOT roll stuff up!!!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

lol one of my friends just linked the Obama-bear-unicorn pic on Facebook

^likes black girls (HI DERE), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

Gawker's all about Dan Lacey right now. I think our little secret fave rave is going into Animal Collective territory pretty quick.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

"our"

Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:56 (seventeen years ago)

Meanwhile, at Somethingawful, they are saying, ILX who?

Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Wednesday, 14 January 2009 22:57 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/hudson_river_miracle_obama.jpg

Dan Lacey, Sunday, 18 January 2009 09:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout_obama_avatar.gif

Decided to redo the first Fallout Obama painting; this is the acrylic underpainting of the newer version-almost finished.

Dan Lacey, Monday, 19 January 2009 06:00 (seventeen years ago)

I love the cute little birdies in the engines looking out dolefully.

Carne Meshuggah (libcrypt), Monday, 19 January 2009 06:01 (seventeen years ago)

Wall Street Obama painting on Fox News RedEye

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 05:59 (seventeen years ago)

holee shit. how have i never seen this before? among any number of runners-up, this stands a real good chance of being the best thing anyone's ever done on ilx. thanks, dan, u r awesome.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Tuesday, 20 January 2009 06:46 (seventeen years ago)

You are welcome.

Who censors a tush?
http://www.faithmouse.com/fox-news-red-eye.jpg

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 07:58 (seventeen years ago)

As goons suggested, be careful to dole out the obama action in limited amounts, lest you swamp the market and run out of ideas too quickly

kingfish, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

$610 x 365 = $222,650

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 09:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout_obama.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/fallout-obama.jpg

Running out of ideas has never been a problem; just deciding which ones to develop. People are enthusiastic about the Obama unicorns, and I don't mind painting them, so I'll just continue until I get bored.

Dan Lacey, Tuesday, 20 January 2009 23:09 (seventeen years ago)

Love the nice, big hi-res pix. Really helps get across the feel: paint handling, texture, etc. Armband is a nice touch. Does it have special properties, or is it just an armband? Plus horse coat is genius! All the Obama nudes are excellent, but I especially love the planecrash one from a couple days back. Geese in the engines, Creature from the Black Lagoon, Rushmore, ghost of windshield strut showing thru may be an error but it totally saves the composition. Looks freaking GREAT. Plus topical and so damn fast!

You should do at least one super-detailed Unicorn mounted Obama nude as a project piece, to commemorate of otherwise observe the moment. History will be glad you did.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

omg the hudson river one, omg omg omg

Barack You Like A Husseincane (HI DERE), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

I KNOW! Plus I like how his butt is all pink and perky.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 00:13 (seventeen years ago)

holee shit

kingfish, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

Although in the standing 'corn one Obama looks more like Jack Webb.

nickn, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

I love yr paintings, Dan, but in truth, I love yr comics more.

Dr More BS (libcrypt), Wednesday, 21 January 2009 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

I'd rather draw Faithmouse than paint. Maybe good things will happen for the cartoon as a result of all the publicity for the paintings.

Also, I agree-Obama's face looks a little too Jack Webby, so I'm giving him a repainting.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 06:02 (seventeen years ago)

Dan, are you going to keep faithmouse as a more-or-less single panel thing, or do you want to expand out to a full strip or even a full/mini comic?

If nothing else, I would submit some of your pop star/celeb caricature drawing work to Mad & Cracked, see what they say.

kingfish, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

I submitted both the celeb toons and Faithmouse to Mad during the past few years. Cracked folded as a magazine, but I sent them cartoons online anyway. The way I see it, if I can get a fair price for the paintings it should buy time to draw more cartoons.

I'm still drawing both single panel toons and also trying to commit myself time-wise to the adult side of the feature-

http://www.faithmouse.com/brand_new_day.jpg
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_brand_new_day.gif
http://www.faithmouse.com/a_brand_new_day_2.jpg
One more panel for this one...

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 07:38 (seventeen years ago)

Cracked's still out there as a site, tho.

They hired Jay Pinkerton, among others.

kingfish, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 08:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/obama_unicorn_rush_limbaugh.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/camp_lei.jpg

'Camp Lei'

I noticed the Cracked blog is snarking Mad magazine for going to a quarterly.

Dan Lacey, Saturday, 31 January 2009 04:32 (seventeen years ago)

just so very special.

microsoft and I decided to do some t-shirts (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2009 05:54 (seventeen years ago)

Mr. Lacey, I just noticed one of your paintings in this web video:

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Sunday, 1 February 2009 19:29 (seventeen years ago)

Oh, that's fantastic. Thanks!

Dan Lacey, Monday, 2 February 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Dan Lacey, the Painter of Pancakes, Comes To Fleshbot

Dan Lacey, Monday, 2 February 2009 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

lol, I can see I'm going to have difficulty explaining why I'm looking at fleshbot at work.

angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 February 2009 19:46 (seventeen years ago)

don't you have an original??

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 3 February 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

A drive led by a conservative site to remove my art auctions from Ebay-

“Obama Porn” Artist Shifts From Obama PornTo Implied Child Porn and Full Frontal Nudity on Ebay - Alamo City Pundit

My response

Alamo City Pundit Leads Drive To Have Paintings Removed From Ebay - Faithmouse Blog

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 06:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.faithmouse.com/george_bush_portrait_banner.jpg

haha

kingfish, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 06:32 (seventeen years ago)

"Well, the more I thought about this just-plain-creepy stuff, the more upset I got about it. This is not really art; it’s just ego-indulgence on the part of the artist. Why in the world anyone would want to buy this is beyond me.
I’m going to watch Ebay carefully on this. If I don’t see any action by the end of the “Ugly Betty” auction (Friday afternoon), I’m going to saddle my horse, get my lance, and prepare to tilt at some windmills while I report this to the local authorities. (Whomever that may be; I’ll check into it tomorrow.)

Let’s put a little pressure on this dirtbag. Complain HERE, and complain often."

Wow, just wow at this fucking guy. What's his beef with you? Do you know him personally Dan? What an idiot.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 12:04 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_Misunderstanding

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 13:05 (seventeen years ago)

In the second painting the unicorn and nude President Obama are apparently giving each other backrubs. It occurs to me as I write this the latent homo-eroticism just drips from the canvas, really.

Peter Andre Test Tube Babies (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 13:11 (seventeen years ago)

latent

angry pro-microwave vegetarian (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

He's says he's going to report my Barack Obama Nude On A Unicorn paintings to the police.

No, don't know him.

Dan Lacey, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

oh I hope he posts the transcript of his conversation with the police

nosotros niggamos (HI DERE), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

Dan, based on the success of Fallout Obama, can you do Obama(or David Tennant or even The New Guy) sticking his head out of the Tardis to have a look around?

(extra points if you can have Obama meeting Jon Pertwee)

kingfish, Saturday, 14 February 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)


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