loll
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:18 (twelve years ago) link
@dril wintHIBACHI MAN AT @BENIHANA__ - WILL NOT PREPARE KRAFT MACARONI AS REQUESTED - THIS IS THE ONLY THING I CAN EAT - IM VERY ILL20 Oct via web Unfavorite Retweet Reply
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 05:19 (twelve years ago) link
ok sorry getting carried away here
omg the wario one
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link
ya i just want to post it on everything everywhere
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 06:16 (twelve years ago) link
why was there debate, though?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link
OCCUPY HULK is kinda lol
Occupy_Hulk Occupy_HulkHULK REALIZE HE MAYBE PART OF 1%. STATISTICALLY THERE NOT MANY HULKS. HULK SORRY.
HULK THINK @_Spiderman NEED #OCCUPYTOGETHER WITH HULK. STUDENTS DEFINITELY 99% & WEB THING USEFUL TO TRAP BANKSTERS.
HULK EXCITED @LupeFiasco SUPPORT #OWS & GENERAL STRIKE. STRIKES ALWAYS BETTER WITH LASERS. #STANDWITHOAKLAND
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link
@dril wint
im not saying the release of my FF6 Nude Mod incrased obamas approval rating, but there's certainly a correlation that's difficult to ignore
― Primm Slim, Robot Sheriff (kingfish), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link
I'm sad I didn't get on horse_ebooks earlier
haha what is the deal with this shit
couple musicians I follow are always retweeting this
― dmr, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link
It is an account that tweets random bits of text from a database of e-books, and they have this weird zen koan quality about them.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:07 (twelve years ago) link
@SpiritualityEbk might be my favorite
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link
There's a whole network of them designed for seo for some shady ebook company, its like the purest form of Internet noise, so beautiful and nonsensical, deserves to be in a novel
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
SpiritualityEbk Spirituality Ebooks
Learn norse runes like never1 Nov Favorite Undo Retweet Reply
― vitameatawalloginavegamin (donna rouge), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link
horse_ebooks is kind of the funniest just because of the picture of a horse
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link
@Horse_ebooks Horse ebooksAre Ghosts a Hallucination? * Are Ghosts the Creation of a Discarnate Mind? * Are Ghosts a Dream? * Are Ghosts Telepathic3 hours ago via web
― dmr, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
BARTSIMSON_REAL is really bad
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
hate a sargeman
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link
COWUBRANGO
agree that BARTSIMSON has fallen off but that early first run of 20 tweets or so is k-classic
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
I think he jumped the shark when he started posting youtubes and imgurs and tumblrs
weren't there some real good 53% ones also
― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
― max, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 5:09 PM (46 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah def, it's like a buoy flickering in the night, or a satellite that keeps on emitting messages long after the human race has annihilated itself in nuclear holocaust
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
Should've stopped a long time ago, much like the television show The Simpsons.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
HOOS while you're conversing with the library of congress can you ask them if they'll accept COWUBRANGO
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
BARTSIMSON_REAL BART SIMSON YUGOSLAV #IAMTHE53 • I HAVE »CLEFTPALITE« // NO »HELTHINSZURANCE« IN YUGOSLAV // |HOMTRE DIYABETIK| // TOIL TOIL TOIL ¤ SUBMIT` TO WEALTHIYMASZTERS\\
― Abattoir Educator / Slaughterman (schlump), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/L9sl3.png
― dayo, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
my understanding is part of the reason horse ebook is so strange is it was somewhat shoddily programed to avoid spam detection - also there seems to be some feeling on twitter that many of the other ebook accounts are 'fake'
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link
but whats so beautiful about the ebooks network is that it wouldnt matter
― max, Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link
bartsimson_real fell off pretty hard once it started going into storylines but the first couple dozen are as dayo says k-classic
@dril wint pokemon/? who needs pokemon when you have Bosnian Genocide. rewteet this if your a 90s kid
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Wednesday, 2 November 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
@drilwint@DennysGrandSlam thank you for one of ur waiters referring to my T-Girl freind as "one of them gender people". taking my business elsewhere29 Oct via webFavorite Retweet Reply
DennysGrandSlam Denny's by dril@ @dril Hey there, We just saw this alarming tweet. Please DM us the details. Thank you.1 hour ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
awesome
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 4 November 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
totally remembering a Denny's commercial that aired once with a black actor saying some stuff and the message was essentially "Denny's: we no longer discriminate against black people"
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://f.e-library.net/covers/19009.jpg
― PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link
lol silby are you talking about when they got THE JEFFERSONS to be in a commercial?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZatrSDeNKg
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
no but that's amazing
― whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Friday, 4 November 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link
dril and the rest of the SA tweeters love to fuck w/ corporations on twitter
― max, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:17 (twelve years ago) link
may I recommend this fine, SA forums-related (but not too closely) - http://twitter.com/#!/J_Chastain less abstract / more popculture referencing than others mentioned here, but still really good (also - love his comics to death)
― V79, Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:22 (twelve years ago) link
i had to impose a moratorium on following any more of these dudes, my feed looks like scribblings on mental hospital walls, more than usual
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link
i do follow that dude already tho
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link
why do the pancakes at dennys have a tumour attached?
― a hoy hoy, Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:50 (twelve years ago) link
I love that Sherman Hemsley is proposing eating a Denny's Grand Slam Breakfast three meals a day for an entire summer
― Hardy Rock Anthem (crüt), Saturday, 5 November 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link
feel like horse_ebook's tweets are becoming more 'curated'
― ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Saturday, 5 November 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
hors(e_e)books
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, November 2, 2011 10:16 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark
is zizek_ebooks real?
― Picnicant, Sunday, 6 November 2011 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
@casualmalexlfanCasual Male XL FanSir, we r gonna need to see ur Taco. *cops carefully inspect taco & discover relish* Sir, have u been drinking? R u aware this is a Hot dog?2 hours ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
via @dogboner
https://p.twimg.com/AdsuqzHCQAAt3mE.png
― max, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link
that shit just now cracked me the fuck up fyi
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link
also in re: this, a real person took over horse_ebooks is what I've heard from a couple of people; it's not a "real" ebooks feed any more
― unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link