"it's a hard life, being a miniature vagina caveman, surviving off of platelets"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:32 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm WHEELY full"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
"Eating these giant NuvaRings failed to prevent male pregnancy."
― despite all my rage I am still just a Latter Day Saint (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:35 (fourteen years ago)
i just had my first exposure to the idea of nuvarings this weekend; amazing what being in a committed relationship for seven years does to your awareness of new birth control methods
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:39 (fourteen years ago)
'prehistoric stakeout'
― occupy wall street 2: rummy never sleeps (darraghmac), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 14:47 (fourteen years ago)
amazing what being in a committed relationship for seven years does to your awareness of new birth control methods
yours was also for seven years? *solidarity*
and, this is probably really embarrassing to admit, but yeah i have not been following the new birth control method scene
― double whooooaaaaa! (Z S), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:02 (fourteen years ago)
"O! what a night!"
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:14 (fourteen years ago)
women are putting things inside them again! this is new! i mean it's old, but it's new!
― google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 17:53 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/11/21/p465/111121_contest_p465.jpg
http://www.newyorker.com/images/2011/11/21/p290/111121_contest_p290.jpg
"Be careful how you sit, Hugo, there's a man in an armchair right behind you"
― Mark G, Monday, 14 November 2011 09:47 (fourteen years ago)
"you may be po-faced, but you're not hip."
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 10:54 (fourteen years ago)
I'm sorry
― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 10:55 (fourteen years ago)
"This isn't working out."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 12:23 (fourteen years ago)
Is this a hippo which I see before me, The tail toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible To feeling as to sight? or art thou but A hippo of the mind, a false creation, Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain? Mavis, it's kicking in.
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 13:17 (fourteen years ago)
"Mavis, it's kicking in."
!!
This should totally join the pantheon of all-purpose captions
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:19 (fourteen years ago)
"Isn't this supposed to be an elephant?"
― i couldn't adjust the food knobs (Phil D.), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
"He's a little TOO loyal."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)
"Now that I see it installed, it IS bigger than I thought"
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 13:34 (fourteen years ago)
"It's just until he finds a new habitat."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 14:17 (fourteen years ago)
"It's not the hippo, Harry, it's you."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 November 2011 16:48 (fourteen years ago)
"Honestly Ted, it's like we watch the same thing every night."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:50 (fourteen years ago)
"Well, *I* think it brightens up the place."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 17:51 (fourteen years ago)
"I said, 'Look into its majestic EYES.'"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 17:58 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
"I miss Jeremy, but I still don't regret the trade"
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:04 (fourteen years ago)
"We don't have the room? Now who's being a hypocrite?"
― pplains, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:07 (fourteen years ago)
"That's the last of the refried beans. Now... we wait."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
"What did you want me to do Bill? I told you he just followed me home."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:10 (fourteen years ago)
"As souvenirs go, I suppose it's less showy than the Masai tribe in the dining room."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:15 (fourteen years ago)
"Coffee tables are too conventional, you said. Let's be exciting, you said."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:16 (fourteen years ago)
"I hate you."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 18:20 (fourteen years ago)
"Well, I'm not going to walk him in this weather."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:41 (fourteen years ago)
"This is exactly why you need to stop drinking."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
"57 channels and nothin' on"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:46 (fourteen years ago)
"I am not happy about this hippo that you bought. We live in New York and our apartment is very small."
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)
"But darling, it's a Banksy."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 18:57 (fourteen years ago)
"What else do you want me to do? I've already left two messages for the exterminator."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
"he is, one might say, less a hippopotamus and more a hippo potty mouth""fuck you old lady"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
'The Olssons get a caddy, we get a caddy. Fine. The Olssons dig a pool, we dig a pool. That I can live with'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
some good ones forwarded here
― Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:27 (fourteen years ago)
"tonight is your turn to stand on his back and eat the parasites from his hide"
― joygoat, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)
"I'm not acknowledging this, either."
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
"Yes, I agreed, but only because I assumed HIPPO was a new Ikea product line"
― pass the duchy pon the left hand side (musical duke) (Hurting 2), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)
ha, you could also do that one as: "When did IKEA become so literal?"
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)
"darling, would you pass the hippo?""i swear to god i left it around here somewhere""elephant in the room, george, elephant"
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
"You just said, 'Jesus Christ you fat fucking hippo,' how am I supposed to take that?"
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)
"I know I agreed to a threesome but this is ridiculous!!!!"
― goole, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:48 (fourteen years ago)
dammit that's where I was about to go
― sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)
xp ...said the hippo
― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:52 (fourteen years ago)
'Well, one leg for an umbrella stand, but after that I'm really struggling'
― ₪_₪ (darraghmac), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:01 (fourteen years ago)
"Okay, Mr. Bossypants, you try talking to him about the water bill."
― s.clover, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:19 (fourteen years ago)