Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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lindsay's just not having a bloody titwanking good day

parakeet_esparanto (parakeetesparanto), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Rachel" "Stevens"

Lindsay Lohan seems rather too similar to Charlotte Church.

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't stop looking at that RS cover. It's so frightening. Reminds me of that moment where the ghosts suddenly get angry at the climax Raiders Of The Lost Ark. I also hear Darby O'Gill screaming "the banSHEE!!!" at it.

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow... Darby O'Gill...

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean... WOW

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Darby O'Gill...GET IN."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

and hey, that was a disney movie! She can be in the remake!

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lindsey Lohan...GET IN...AND LET ME TAP THAT ASS"

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot how much I hated the phrase "tap that ass."

CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Word

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/rollingstone.jpg

ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I forgot how much I hated the phrase "tap that ass."
-- CeCe Peniston (anthonymicci...), July 29th, 2004.

Hey, it was the ghostly coach driver saying that, not me.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

dammit, it won't let me enter a city

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

iuhttp://www.indianajones.dk/Webside/Billeder/Indy-side/Hvor%20er%20de%20nu/Short%20Round.jpg

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Your search - hot ready paralegal - did not match any documents.

amateur!st (amateurist), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

SHORT ROUND

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Hilary Duff photo ever

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

(linday lohan's new name)

xpost to myself

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorry. My short round picture was supposed to follow Ken C's short round picture.

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"tap that ass" yields:
http://www.duke.edu/~tep2/Tap%20that%20Ass!.JPG

AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

CUTTY OTM YET AGAIN

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to C on her short rounds

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://users.rcn.com/bbober/zing/zphotos/zlogo_purple.gif

dean? (deangulberry), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

We can end this thread better than that...

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:45 (twenty-one years ago)

no, actually i think it's perfect. end with a previous joke and a flourish.

FULL CIRCLE.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Gah.

TheRealJMod (TheRealJMod), Thursday, 29 July 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

appletinis?

amateur!st (amateurist), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:54 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bizbash.com/content/editorial/mediafiles/e2074sho_02_0425_COPE_1_152.jpg

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't mind him, Cutty. He is getting paid per post.

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

he's number one!

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 17:57 (twenty-one years ago)

dude don't bring gs into your thread about cing on ts.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:00 (twenty-one years ago)

i'd like to c all over those a(ppletini)'s.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

OH MY WORD

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

we already covered cs upthread.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

those a's are like a red flag to a bull.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

you mean rf to a b, obv.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

f

g--ff (gcannon), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm, the photo of LL with the tinfoil upthread looks like an amateur painting of LL rather than LL herself.

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Giving up my Lindsay crush feels like the time I gave up drinking. It was not a good time. I had to complete my sentences when I spoke to people for starters.

R.I.M.A. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

semi-unsafe for work
ihttp://www.plus613.com/image/2519

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:28 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't approve of myself for posting that link or anything

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

those don't look natural.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:33 (twenty-one years ago)

nope. not at all. ew.

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

what is this "semi-unsafe" ?

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

is it going to give me an unsafe semi?

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It could be safe if you work at a nipple farm.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:35 (twenty-one years ago)

luckily for me, i do.

dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Any vacancies?

R.I.M.A. i.n. m.o.u.r.n.i.n.g. (Barima), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

They thrive off of migrant farm workers who travel from nipple farm to nipple farm, chasing the perkiest of the perky, going where the wind takes them.

St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Thursday, 29 July 2004 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)


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