WHO THE FUCK READS THE DAILY EXPRESS?

Good thing I read on to page three, otherwise I might have thought she got it from William knocking her about:

Despite being one of the world’s most photographed women, it was only yesterday that the three-inch long operation scar on Kate’s left temple was noticed.

The scar mirrors one William has on his left temple, sustained when he was hit with a golf club when he was 13, although his is jagged while hers is a smooth curve.

Royal aides declined to reveal much about the scar, although they denied that it was the result of a birthmark being removed.

“It’s a scar from a childhood injury,” a St James’s Palace spokesman said. “It was an operation but we’re not prepared to say any more than that.”

OMG Maybe I am Hary Potter as well!

Harry, not hairy.

Hairy Shearers

Told you...

The news that the ancient landmark will reopen its doors to the public marks a swift victory for the Daily Express’s “Boot Them Out!” ­crusade...

...have they actually been 'booted out' Mr Express Man?

swift victory for the Daily Express’s “Boot Them Out!” ­crusade swift victory for the Daily Express’s “Boot Them Out!” ­crusade swift victory for the Daily Express’s “Boot Them Out!” ­crusade swift victory for the Daily Express’s “Boot Them Out!” ­crusade swift victory for the Daily Express’s “Boot Them Out!” ­crusade

Aspirational stuff

London Mayor Boris Johnson joined the calls for the protesters to leave, saying: “In the name of God and Mammon, go.”

o_O invocation of Mammon there, during a protest about greed and wealth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3vwPLCB1c
xp

FRENCH SEND UNEMPLOYED TO BRITAIN (ON CUT-PRICE TRAINS) TO STEAL OUR JOBS actually translates as someone somewhere in France thinks that maybe some of the unemployed French could get jobs in Ashford and use the Eurostar as a bus. No-one has been sent, Eurostar say they might be interested in reducing fares, Nigel Farage is an idiot (who gets his train fares paid for him by the EU).

the video can be rewatched for that bit too then

who the fuck does read this shite

only paper not on

http://www.nmauk.co.uk/nma/do/live/factsAndFigures

only people i ever see buying the express and the mail are women over 40/50

The Mail get a large number of people allegedly reading the paper for sport and the website for celeb gossip.

RIP istyosty

is the mail sports coverage any good?

A lot of people buy the Mail for its racing coverage, iirc.

Think they misheard that.

I read the Mail website to laugh at Liz Jones. The Express can go fuck itself. My mum and dad occasionally buy it, but my mum claims it's because my dad likes the puzzles (though I bought him a couple of puzzle books with similar puzzles in it so they couldn't use that as an excuse and they *still* buy it at weekends)

the circulation is pretty low

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_newspapers_in_the_United_Kingdom_by_circulation

always sad when shit is populist but not popular ;_;

My grandad bought it for years, but mainly just for the crossword and the football. Think exposure to the rest of it must have had some sort of cummulative effect on him though, cos towards the end of his life when his alzheimers had reduced him to a mere shell of the lovely man he once was, he would just sit there and bemoan *the foreigners* who had ruined his beloved Spurs.

Still, they did get rid of Jol eventually, so maybe he died a happy man.

my neighbour over the road (female 60s) buys the scottish daily express.

lol my dad occasionally nicks the express from work because he likes the puzzles. he more often than not just brings me also stolen copies of the grauniad and is a giant leftie, so i believe him.

http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/covers/257x330front/2011-10-29.jpg

Such weird, jarring juxtapositions going on on every cover. Free tat for every reader! String 'em up! Free tat for every reader! BBC EU Diana Fury! Only 10p!

I know I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but what the fuck at that headline

To be 'fair', the headline is representing the stated wish of Joanna Yates' parents. The Express is, I'm sure, just dispassionately reporting this. *cough*

Right. I see there was no room for quotation marks anymore then...

Free tat for every reader!

I mis-read 'tat' as 'tattoo' there.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week1/16101317.jpg

FREE POSITIVE WEATHER SOLUTIONS BULLSHIT FOR EVERY READER

I don't know which I prefer, the Daily Mail when it's telling outright lies or stating obvious things about the weather (i.e. it's going to get colder in Winter).

If I was Positive Weather Solutions I'd be concerned at the increased use of "James Madden of Exacta Weather" who seems to be cropping up in the Mail and the Express recently. Esp. as he does it for free.

James has personally studied many aspects of weather since a young age. His long range weather forecasting techniques have attracted significant attention amongst the news and media, after correctly forecasting seasonal trends within the UK, and well in advance of any other forecaster worldwide.

He's amazing:

December 2011

Colder than average

Regions likely to be worst affected from snow in December: Scotland, N Ireland, North East, North West, Yorkshire, Midlands, East.

He's the Derren Brown of weather.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week2/16106384.jpg

COLLECT PART ONE OF YOUR PULL-OUT 'N' KEEP GUIDE IN TODAY'S EXPRESS

Something something typical bleedin' Human Rights Act socialist nightmare something something Europe something.

what we need is some kind of lottery, that will sort everything out...

They could save the headline typesetters a lot of graft if they run a story tomorrow about wasteful hospital hygiene practices.

loool

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week2/16107242.jpg

NOW ST PAUL'S YOBS WERE DEFEATED LAST WEEK?

RESPECT FOR DIANA

CHARLES: I DON'T WANT TO BE THE QUEEN EITHER

respect for diana such a perfect tag.

"That's The Way To Do It" - So aligning yourselves with a violent, wife-beating handpuppet is a positive thing to these guys, eh?

well, yes.

ban Punch!

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week2/16108001.jpg

CLOONEY WINS FIAT MOTORHOME, TAKES IT OUT FOR A SPIN

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2011/Nov/Week2/16109210.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/QMC5I.jpg

What's the matter, have they run out of pictures of Kate Middleton to print?

Fury as you pay for BNP TV ad: They should be FREE

What's the matter, have they run out of pictures of Kate Middleton to print?

― asked Dermot O'Leary, but he couldn't help me either. They call me the (snoball), Sunday, November 13, 2011 9:41 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark

No.

http://s1-03.twitpicproxy.com/photos/large/446725207.jpg

Double headed poppy, Kate raises the fashion bar again.