Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

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excellent work

Hitler, pol pot, sir alex, Richard littlejohn, Satan, Nixon.

Fixed.

Sir alex, Ian Huntley, Fred west.

So yeah, we missed the weekend's results but we also missed Szczesny's awesome backdoor diss of Lee Cattermole:

"I thought it was a good save, but I wouldn't take too much credit; it was a poor finish really, because you're supposed to score from three yards out..."

McCarthy Out btw

szczesny downplayed his own glory for the sake of dissing cattermole? i admire that kind of dedication to being a dick.

how is dissing cattermole being a dick?

also, it was a wondermiss not a wondersave

i mean 'dick' in the most positive sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vKcSakdbzk

Better than Rooney's shin blast last season.

Chicharito on Football Focus just now <3. Kompany seems like a chill dude also

Didn't see it, but it's just occurred that Hernandez might be my favourite current player (unless Pippo's still going)

Swansea are fucking beautiful.

Wolves are shit tbf. But Swansea are just gorgeous.

Some comeback that was from Wolves!

Still, McCarthy out

Yes, I agree. In that case maybe it would've been better if they lost? Don't know how that works. Does this point save him yet again?

Out of nothing. wtf was Mick thinking with those subs hey.

lol "I sense sarcasm in your voice"

Don't tell me i'm missing a classic Mick interview

It was a good'un.

why tf have the bbc replaced the right hand side bar where you could easily look at scores with fucking 'tweets from around the grounds'? fuck that shit, if i wanted to read a bunch of mcnulty fans watching plymouth argyle i'd shoot myself in the face.

Huh what the hell, you're right. It wasn't like that 10 minutes ago though. Glitch?

Q: Mick, how have you managed to take a point from that one?
A: We scored two goals in the second half, Andy.
Q: What changed it though? Was it your substitutions, was it a bit of luck?
A: No, the substitutions were hopeless - got that all wrong. We're just very fortunate I'm stood here, I'm a really lucky man here today.
Q: I sense sarcasm in your voice. Genuine question, what do you think changed the game?
A: Our two goals. (mumble mumble) You maybe do sense a hint of sarcasm - there might be a little bit there.

I have just transcribed a Mick McCarthy interview.

if i wanted to read a bunch of mcnulty fans watching plymouth argyle i'd shoot myself in the face

heh

The great man could do with a Boswell

Scores and table are back on top

don't pretend mccarthy's just become a boring cunt all of a sudden now he's doing really badly again

@Stevo Shout out to the lads complaining who took down our banter, nobody can take away our passion for the lads COYPA

McCarthy is a lovely funny guy who shd be unemployed on Monday morning.

If the substitutions were that fucking brilliant why the fuck didn't you start Milijas and Guedioura you stupid bastard? If Hunt isn't good enough to displace anybody in that starting 11 then can I have your dealer's number?

Villa West Brom seems to be a bit of a war, Hutton's done some lucha-style low dropkick on Shane Long and not been booked. Daft penalty to Villa now.

Wolves do comeback a lot, to his credit, but really the next step ought to be not going two-nil down all the time.

i haven't got the strength right now to do another lengthy screed about why i needs to go, but fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck sack him now he's being taxed a mile beyond his limit

why i needs to go? wd have stayed in the pub and drunk myself to death tbh but y'know marriage is precarious enough

Chris Herd sent off apparently for letting Olsson yank his collar? Resultant penalty eight feet wide.

mick - trapattoni

Discuss

Mick's nicer

Hutton's a cunt.

Mick is way nicer than Trap obv. I've always thought Michael Palin is a very nice man but I don't think he shd manage Wolves, tho he wd probly be an improvement on the status quo.

Herd actually sent off for some weird innocuous looking off-the-ball tangle of legs with Olsson, where neither player looked remotely bothered by what was going on

Looked like Hutton shoulda been sent off anyway, from the one viewing I had of his tackle, the unspeakable eejit

I've heard the contrary about Palin, actually - miserable, moaning sod irl, very grabby when it comes to freebies.

yeah well u shd never meet your heroes isn't it?

Sorry, I feel bad now.

gaddaffi- total bro

yeah and even he got the sack

haw i was abt to suggest palin is probably a wrongun before ik posted complete empirical proof

lma preparing rambunctious defence of m gaddaffi as we speak imo

Weird game, Liverpool should be out of sight by now. Need a Stevie G winner to get my bet up (Stevie G goal, Liverpool win & more than 2.5 goals).

Commentator says 7 or Norwich's 11 have played non-league football.