Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

No Jol ;_;

Father, wife, Diego Maradona beautiful

Mancini evidently can't get a meeting with the UAE during business hours.

i wd question Tony Adams and Peter Reid's decision to invite a noted hotty to dinner with Jesus, like the latter's not gonna cancel out any motivation for inviting the former.

Adams' should be submitted to the So Not Going To Happen thread.

lol apparently neil warnock meant the queen, not queen.

apologies if this was obvious to everyone.

I wasn't quite sure who he meant either tbh.

If I was Paul Ince I'd think twice about taking my wife out with JFK.

Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough

yah his wife might get taken out too xp

Anyone listing Siralex is such a sycophantic cunt. You've got every major historical figure to choose from and you pick someone you see at least twice a season anyway.

I didn't even notice Tiger Woods at Incey's table. What exactly is he expecting to happen I wonder?

xp Don't think Fat Sam's West Ham will draw Utd in both cups tbh.

Ince having a "take my wife, please" evening.

Fat Sam Quixote still trying to get Fergie's job after his nose explodes huh?

fat sam was boltons very own donk ixote

just when i was warming to Warnock he outs himself as some monarchist dick

did Sven mean Pope John Paul I? conspiracy fan or Fall fan?

shd we poll these? i think Moyes' is my favourite

Great idea - ILE poll imo, something for everyone in there

yes u should poll them

ok i'll get on it

Ince's is really quite frightening

Not my kind of dinner party, that's for sure.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00568/71_wife_384x180_568082a.jpg

I imagine JFK and Tiger could lighten the mood there.

Giggsy cheering her up
http://www.fivestarsappeal.co.uk/images/gallery/main/ryan_claire_ince_max_and_paul_ince_the_belfry_09.jpg

dinner with incey and his annoying throat clearing thing would drive me mad

The menu
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/food.gif

hahahha

excellent work

Hitler, pol pot, sir alex, Richard littlejohn, Satan, Nixon.

Fixed.

Sir alex, Ian Huntley, Fred west.

So yeah, we missed the weekend's results but we also missed Szczesny's awesome backdoor diss of Lee Cattermole:

"I thought it was a good save, but I wouldn't take too much credit; it was a poor finish really, because you're supposed to score from three yards out..."

McCarthy Out btw

szczesny downplayed his own glory for the sake of dissing cattermole? i admire that kind of dedication to being a dick.

how is dissing cattermole being a dick?

also, it was a wondermiss not a wondersave

i mean 'dick' in the most positive sense.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vKcSakdbzk

Better than Rooney's shin blast last season.

Chicharito on Football Focus just now <3. Kompany seems like a chill dude also

Didn't see it, but it's just occurred that Hernandez might be my favourite current player (unless Pippo's still going)

Swansea are fucking beautiful.

Wolves are shit tbf. But Swansea are just gorgeous.

Some comeback that was from Wolves!

Still, McCarthy out

Yes, I agree. In that case maybe it would've been better if they lost? Don't know how that works. Does this point save him yet again?

Out of nothing. wtf was Mick thinking with those subs hey.

lol "I sense sarcasm in your voice"

Don't tell me i'm missing a classic Mick interview

It was a good'un.

why tf have the bbc replaced the right hand side bar where you could easily look at scores with fucking 'tweets from around the grounds'? fuck that shit, if i wanted to read a bunch of mcnulty fans watching plymouth argyle i'd shoot myself in the face.

Huh what the hell, you're right. It wasn't like that 10 minutes ago though. Glitch?