Kenny Dalglish Won't Be Delivering the Module: English Premiership 2011-12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0pvMNWfBGE

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New baby. Will probably grow up to be a right-wing JT-loving cunt who has to 'buy its own furniture', ffs.

Seriously, though, I'm clearly biased but this trying too hard with stale cliches that were tired eight years ago.

This was the giveaway for me:

'So it was such a surprise to hear ‘Let him die!’ directed at the Foreign Man.'

Dude is pretending to be old school, pre-Sky, proper fan not one of these Chelsea arrivistes (who are simultaneously vile newbies and Nazi neanderthals) but then is 'surprised' by a chant that has been sung at football matches since the 1970s.

Bet he was born in 1990 and learnt everything he knows about football culture from Red Issue and James Lawton. Whole thing screams new fan who is trying soooo hard to pretend he isn't. Bless.

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Congrats, Pete. Do the right thing and steer 'it' towards Fulham though.

Congratulations Pete!

JT still a cunt. You're mostly right about the other stuff.

yah congrats!

Levy has managed to keep the weekly wage ceiling at the club bolted down to around £70,000, with some players topping up their pay with performance-related bonuses. Even Emmanuel Adebayor, the on-loan Manchester City striker, has been accommodated into the structure. He might earn £170,000-a-week but City are contributing £100,000-a-week for the duration of his season-long deal. As an aside, this feels like one of the most graphic examples of City's financial might/extravagance.

pretty incred really

In a recent survey with some of the biggest names in the game, including Harry Redknapp, Roberto Mancini and David Moyes, the legendary heavyweight boxer Ali was a clear favourite when it came to deciding who they would most like to share a meal with.

The full list:

Harry Redknapp - Muhammad Ali, Vincent O’Brien, Bobby Moore
Paul Ince – Wife, John F Kennedy, Tiger Woods
Paul Lambert - Elvis Presley, George Bush, George Best
Roberto Di Matteo - Julius Caesar, Claudia Schiffer, Robert De Niro
Sam Allardyce - Nelson Mandela, Muhammad Ali, Sir Alex Ferguson
Sven Goran Eriksson - Nelson Mandela, Pope John Paul, Barack Obama
Chris Coleman - John F Kennedy, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix
Tony Adams - Jesus, Sir Alf Ramsey, Scarlett Johansson
Simon Grayson - Geoffrey Boycott, Bono, Don Revie
Roberto Mancini - Paolo Mantovani, The Pope, Sheikh Mansour
Rafa Benitez - Julius Caesar, Al Pacino, Napoleon
David Moyes - Mother, Tommy Burns, Kylie Minogue
Gustavo Poyet - Fernando Morena, Michael Jordan, Wife
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Steve McClaren - Nelson Mandela, Barack Obama, Sir Alex Ferguson
Alex McLeish - Robert Di Niro, John Lennon, Muhammad Ali
Alan Pardew - Muhammad Ali, Barrack Obama, Spike Milligan
Peter Reid - Elvis Presley, Jesus Christ, Angelina Jolie
Chris Hughton - Martin Luther King, Muhammad Ali, Bill Shankly
Gianfranco Zola - Father, wife, Diego Maradona

rafa's are perfect

poll

rafa's are sooooo rafa.

I mean, Napoleon. Straight trollin

lols from

David Moyes - Mother, Tommy Burns, Kylie Minogue

this cunt is the living end tho

Simon Grayson - Geoffrey Boycott, Bono, Don Revie

Neil Warnock just wants his peking duck served with duck sauce.

also, cheating really by naming 7 people altogether.

6 people.

No Jol ;_;

Father, wife, Diego Maradona beautiful

Mancini evidently can't get a meeting with the UAE during business hours.

i wd question Tony Adams and Peter Reid's decision to invite a noted hotty to dinner with Jesus, like the latter's not gonna cancel out any motivation for inviting the former.

Adams' should be submitted to the So Not Going To Happen thread.

lol apparently neil warnock meant the queen, not queen.

apologies if this was obvious to everyone.

I wasn't quite sure who he meant either tbh.

If I was Paul Ince I'd think twice about taking my wife out with JFK.

Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough
Neil Warnock – Queen, Barbara Streisand, Brian Clough

yah his wife might get taken out too xp

Anyone listing Siralex is such a sycophantic cunt. You've got every major historical figure to choose from and you pick someone you see at least twice a season anyway.

I didn't even notice Tiger Woods at Incey's table. What exactly is he expecting to happen I wonder?

xp Don't think Fat Sam's West Ham will draw Utd in both cups tbh.

Ince having a "take my wife, please" evening.

Fat Sam Quixote still trying to get Fergie's job after his nose explodes huh?

fat sam was boltons very own donk ixote

just when i was warming to Warnock he outs himself as some monarchist dick

did Sven mean Pope John Paul I? conspiracy fan or Fall fan?

shd we poll these? i think Moyes' is my favourite

Great idea - ILE poll imo, something for everyone in there

yes u should poll them

ok i'll get on it

Ince's is really quite frightening

Not my kind of dinner party, that's for sure.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00568/71_wife_384x180_568082a.jpg

I imagine JFK and Tiger could lighten the mood there.

Giggsy cheering her up
http://www.fivestarsappeal.co.uk/images/gallery/main/ryan_claire_ince_max_and_paul_ince_the_belfry_09.jpg

dinner with incey and his annoying throat clearing thing would drive me mad

The menu
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/kenjuggle3/food.gif

hahahha

excellent work

Hitler, pol pot, sir alex, Richard littlejohn, Satan, Nixon.

Fixed.

Sir alex, Ian Huntley, Fred west.

So yeah, we missed the weekend's results but we also missed Szczesny's awesome backdoor diss of Lee Cattermole:

"I thought it was a good save, but I wouldn't take too much credit; it was a poor finish really, because you're supposed to score from three yards out..."

McCarthy Out btw

szczesny downplayed his own glory for the sake of dissing cattermole? i admire that kind of dedication to being a dick.

how is dissing cattermole being a dick?

also, it was a wondermiss not a wondersave