"Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"

Yeah I was thinking of what you had said earlier J, maybe its a virus?

anyone got new Facebook yet? wasn't it meant to roll out last week?

i got, seems like they're running behind on the full rollout tho

how is it?

i like it a lot, but that should surprise no one tbh. less scrolling!

i like scrolling

I'm confuased about the new thingy. I thought anyone who'd switched to it, you'd see their profile in that new format now.

But you dont? Do you only see the new format if youre on it yrself? idgi

> gr8081

lol

Speaking of no scrolling: Opera announced today they'll paginate content, no more scrollbars, to make webpages easier on handheld devices! /offtopic

So I realised this yesterday, not sure how long it's been around for, but if you set all your uploaded photos to 'friends only' (I always do) this no longer means 'friends only' - anyone you tag in the picture also has their friends able to see (and comment on and like) the photo. There doesn't seem to be a way to make it *actually* friends-only.

A longtime crush's mom added me as a friend, then sent a message saying it was a sorta mistake (she clicked a post I'd tagged her daughter in and before she knew it a request was sent). I write a nice and understanding note back and--long story short--we are now fb friends whose most common interest is how awesome her daughter is.

C'est la vie.

pix

http://i.imgur.com/phQlU.png

Ugh, no.

http://i.imgur.com/7kVv5.png

Oh FFS.

turrets?

yeah right. castles don't exist. they're just in books.

fuckthisguy.jpg

I could write a lot of mean things about the ways in which I hope this person learns their lesson.

christ, what a moran

well i still dont believe in it

lol

Efuhsdhf blahh pish posh

turret denier

i have turrets, i make machine gun noises

it just reallyDATDATDATDATblowsDATDATmy mindDAT that people say things like that

I miss digital audio tape too hoostein, but damn.

is there any way to get those "your friends read these stories in the washington post" out of my news feed forever

unfriend

kill them all

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7874/screenshot20111104at159.png

hahaha

Still haven't seen this timeline thing yet.

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/56724000/jpg/_56724255_facebookeyye.jpg

So has anyone seen this 'flood of porn and gore' in their news feed yet?

There is a "Miley Cyrus" video going around my list where you can see a penis in the thumbnail :P No gore though.

:-D

I'm seeing so many pictures of people I don't know appearing only because one of my friends commented or liked it.

One of them was of a dude sitting naked on the floor with an erection.

that might be this pron spam thing I am reading about?

Yeah I never saw any of the supposed sick pr0n spam. I had one friend bitch about seeing it on his feed, and there was an article in the paper about it this morning, but I saw nada. I will chalk that up to having sensible friends who dont randomly click on stupid things, possibly.

BTW there is something neat about the spokesman from the antivirus mob Sophos being called Graham Cluely!

This guy (old school acquaintance) is fucking me off at the moment:

Hates the January fitness industry's use of the word 'toning'! Guess what, unless your body fat is pretty low 'toning' is going to make fuck all difference to your body! Forget your 'legs, bums and tums' or '40 minute abs classes' and start doing some proper structured exercise and eat better!

This kind of shit all the time, and every day he posts some kind of insanely detailed nutrition chart of what he's eaten.

This is the worst though:
I love how modern society seems to think activity is optional. You know what? Type 2 diabetes is optional. Heart Disease is optional. Obesity is optional. Osteoporosis is optional. I know which option I'll be taking!!!

Fuck. Off.

I could forgive one of those every once in a while but that sounds insane

btw having ocd about tracking your food intake and fitness regimen are optional, too.

I had to block a high school classmate who has gotten crazy into bodybuilding since she finished college and now all she posts is really disturbing pictures of herself in a bikini and she looks like an angular orange with almost no recognizable human features.

Yeah I blocked a friend who joined a Crossfit program, all he ever posted was rundowns of his workout & weightlifting photos. zzz

omg jon did we go to the same high school!?? i have one of those too, down to every detail.

holy shit @ this new feature where facebook shows you thumbnails of pictures you posted years ago and guesses where they were taken and asks you to tag them by location

it keeps showing a picture from my cousin's wedding and nailing the suburb of san diego it was taken in exactly (kind of sucks because that same cousin just filed for divorce)

then it shows a picture of my friend's wedding in arizona and guessing that i took it at some place ive never heard of in hawaii.

i cant figure out if its guessing by Geotag information on the file you uploaded or if its using some algorithm putting together everyone else tagged in the album?

also i shoot mostly on film so my negatives are often getting scanned in a different location than where the photos were taken.

omg jon did we go to the same high school!?? i have one of those too, down to every detail.

hahaha, pretty sure no, I'd remember you somewhere amidst the other 164 people that went to my entire high school

i know i was just marveling at the angular orange ppl
one of my friends who is a therapist referred to facebook as a neurosis display case and she's just about right (for some people -- other people are aware of the display case and choose what they display more carefully)